Herrera imo. I don't see what others are seeing in Mata. Looks like a trap to me.
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Nah feck that I refused to look cos once you see it you can’t unsee it can you! 
1. Herrera
2. Andreas
3. Mata
4. Shaw
5. Romero
Yes!
2. Andreas
3. Mata
4. Shaw
5. Romero
Yes!
Lindelof looks like a prime minister or some form of royalty
Imagine the faces Phil Jones would make during sex? Its a no from me.
Jose is going to kill your pet rabbit.
Same...
Yeah, but some traps are worth falling into.
Juanita Mata 
Is that Joel Pereira next to De Gea? She looks like Cristiano Ronaldo with a wig
Jeez. I'm never going to be able to look at Herrera normally again.
Pretty sure Fellaini was in an old Bond film?
Had a look at MUnitedGirl's timeline. She's quite unbearable which is the standard for twitter.
Mourinho has a Joan of Arc thing going on.
Thank you. I couldn't get Lukaku, Mata, Tuanzebe, TFM, Shaw, Lindelof or Grant.
The Fosu-Mensah one isn't even using a picture of the actual player so would be surprised if anyone got him without using a process of elimination.
I swear Darmian doubles as a female tennis player. Can't think of the name, but 'she' looks damn familiar.
As for my top five, I'd have to go Matic, Mata, Valencia, Smalling and...maybe Grant?
As for my top five, I'd have to go Matic, Mata, Valencia, Smalling and...maybe Grant?
Smalling, Perreira and Mata look good.
Jones looks like 70% of the women on a night out in Manchester.
Fellaini looks like an Arab aunty
Jones looks like 70% of the women on a night out in Manchester.
Fellaini looks like an Arab aunty
De Gea is stunning. Awoooga.
It doesn't look like him at all.
When did we sign Drogba??
Rojo and Young
I will forever think about @Grylte's ex when I see Lingard.
Is Matic Therese Johaug now?
Oh boy, this is soooo wrong! Smalling looks like he was merged with a Hope Solo pic!
DDG, Matic, Herrera, Dalot and Sanchez look sweet! Did I just say that??
Smalling looks like he was merged with a Hope Solo pic!DDG, Matic, Herrera, Dalot and Sanchez look sweet! Did I just say that??
Mata makes me feel feelings I didn't know I had.
Mata
Brahim(?) top left is the only one who looks half decent and his face has barely been changed.
Not sure who it is tbh, the one next to Sane looks nice too.
This is the Liverpool bunch, apparently:
Oh my! Fellaini is Salma Hayek! I did fancy her, but I’m not so sure now.
This is wrong on so many levels.
Hope i don't...
Top left is Lagertha from Vikings - spitting image. But who is the footballer?This is the Liverpool bunch, apparently:
I would go with Matic, but I'd be thinking about Mata..
Gives a whole new meaning to the offside trap.
Lingard looks like his cousin in the OP. 
Wooow Matić! Looks better than me! Crap. And Mata is sexy! Jose still not smilling? Bloody hell, Mourinha. Fellaini? Nightmare! Alexis is going to start crying any second now.
Moreno.