Peter Crouch's arms

[Pogue Mahone]

I did not photoshop this picture.

I don't even know how to use photoshop.

Check out the fecking length of his arms

No wonder Rooney's pissing himself laughing.

All together now...

"FREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!"

 

[Ceks]

 

[Elliott]

I did not photoshop this picture.

I don't even know how to use photoshop.

Check out the fecking length of his

That's where I stopped.

 

[Brophs]

 

[Fergies Formula]

thats bizarre, they are even out of proportion and thats saying something considering how tall he is

 

[Leg-End]

Freak

 

[M'n'M]

He looks even skinnier beside fatboy.

 

[Fergies Formula]

He looks even skinnier beside fatboy.

lampard aint in the picture?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

And Fowler hasn't played for England in years.

 

[Solius]

 

[a_devil_inside]

just needs the spaghetti legs

 

[UBERScholes]

You know what they say about guys with long arms ...

(Cancer)

Hope you all feel good about yourselves

 

[REd FUn DevIl]

Exactly what i thought

 

[Spammy]

He gives the best reacharounds in the England squad.

 

[Dumbstar]

Nothing wrong with that picture. Your arms should reach half way between your pelvis and your knees. If they don't THEN people will point and laugh at you. ;-)

 

[Vanrouge]

Those England shirts must be custom made in order to fit players with such different shapes and sizes as Crouch, Rooney and Wright-Phillips. Although, weirdly, the sleeves always seem to be too long...?

 

[Kelvin]

 

[Top]

He looks even skinnier beside fatboy.

You're so poor at wind ups it's almost funny.

 

[Ballache]

the beauty in this pic....

 

[Bynni]

Crouch really needs to bulk up! This looks pathetic.

 

[GE]

 

[Nistelrooy10]

I wish I was that tall. I would bulk up and look absolutely enormous.

 

[December_16]

I wish I was that tall. I would bulk up and look absolutely enormous.

He'll run the risk of losing his pace


And this is funny too

 

[Solius]

 

[::sonny::]

 

[IBleedRed]

good music pick for that

 

[Ballache]

 

[Logan!]

 

[kouroux]

He'll run the risk of losing his pace


And this is funny too

This is one of the funniest pic i've seen on the caf .

 

[Makki]

Carragher's look in that picture is quite disturbing, especially as he has his arms around a little girl.

Edit: arm*

 

[kouroux]

Carragher's look in that picture is quite disturbing, especially as he has his arms around a little girl.

Edit: arm*

Theodore Bagwell's look

 

[::sonny::]

good music pick for that

Skee-Lo - I wish

 

[Plechazunga]

Crouch/Andy/Deco threeway

Long-armed Rangers fan.

 

[::sonny::]

 

[Rudie]

Crouch/Andy/Deco threeway

That is very disturbing

 

[Alex]

I wish I was that tall. I would bulk up and look absolutely enormous.

I reckon it's easier said than done at that height

 

[Nistelrooy10]

I reckon it's easier said than done at that height

Nothing is easy. The problem with Crouch is he's ectomorphic. No way would I want to be like that. If he wasn't, his height would be pretty cool. Kevin Nash is 4 inches taller than even Crouch, but looks perfectly in proportion.

PS Somebody photoshop 6'7" Crouch standing next to 6'11" Nash please!

 

[anver]

When he runs he reminds me of a windmill.

 

[The Hairdryer]

Crouch celebrating a goal.

 

[MadDogg]

Nothing is easy. The problem with Crouch is he's ectomorphic. No way would I want to be like that. If he wasn't, his height would be pretty cool. Kevin Nash is 4 inches taller than even Crouch, but looks perfectly in proportion.

I have a friend who is a 7 footer, and he's in proportion. There's another guy in town who works as a bouncer who is also 7 foot, but he's got the stretched look. Not as bad as Crouch, but it's not really a great look.