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Huawei = Philip Jones. Woodward = his barber.it's a terrible analogy mate.
Both Woody and the barber are trying to make Philip looks better than He actually does.
Huawei = Philip Jones. Woodward = his barber.it's a terrible analogy mate.
In the second picture he looks like a wax sculpture from Madame Tussauds.I think everyone should head over to Twitter and have a look at this.....
I'm done.
City would probably be the only club who wouldn't sign Jones as a backup. However, with Kompany gone that could change.Nah they really wouldn't, City have Stones sitting on the bench. Only we're foolish enough to have Jones still, he's not even a reliable squad player.
We should be so luckyCity would probably be the only club who wouldn't sign Jones as a backup. However, with Kompany gone that could change.
Phil Jones is 27 years old, the guy is around my age and he is clearly still a massive man child. Of course footballer aren't going to be ''normal'' people since they are paid large amounts of money to kick a ball around but can he not look like a massive bell end or better just completely disappear until pre season. There seem to zero progress with these players both on the pitch and off of it, feel like us fans are still dealing with a bunch of kids and not players in their late 20's.My feelings as well. I've felt apathy before but I actively dislike this set of players.
Yeah, everyone would be delighted to sign Jones who is injured all the time as a backup.City would probably be the only club who wouldn't sign Jones as a backup.
Player who is always injured and does mistakes every second game is great backupCity would probably be the only club who wouldn't sign Jones as a backup. However, with Kompany gone that could change.
The barber? Because he’s the one posting on Twitter. What a nothing thing to get annoyed about.What on earth is going on here? Can someone just shoot these pr!cks. Should be embarrassed by the season and hiding in shame. Not posting your new haircut/style on fecking Twitter.
Is this serious or a sarcastic/joke post?City would probably be the only club who wouldn't sign Jones as a backup. However, with Kompany gone that could change.
He won't be leaving us. No other club will have him and he is too young to retire.Oh damn.. When I saw the thread bumped, I thought he announced retirement or left us at least.
Twitter again.
Ya I know. Just blind hope he will be gone.He won't be leaving us. No other club will have him and he is too young to retire.
He’s your man!
Jones play like a wax work dummy from Madame TussaudsIn the second picture he looks like a wax sculpture from Madame Tussauds.
I think it's no problem anyway. He has just a new haircut. No big deal.
I have absolutely no issue with having Phil Jones in the squad behind Maguire, Lindelof and Taunzebe.We're stuck with him for the entire duration of the contract aren't we? No team with any sort of self respect would touch him with a barge pole considering his wages and what he offers on the pitch.
Jones, Bailly and Rojo. Comedy at its best.It amazes me how Phil Jones-like his performances are these days. Felt before that criticisms were exaggerated a bit, almost as a meme due to his face etc, but he's full Bailly batshit mental these days.
Ole will find a way, he's got rid of everyone elseWe're stuck with him for the entire duration of the contract aren't we? No team with any sort of self respect would touch him with a barge pole considering his wages and what he offers on the pitch.
I have. He has no right playing for United. He did absolutely nothing in his United career to stay here ahead of the likes of Evans, Smalling, etc., who at least had couple of very decent seasons, and I am picking the easy targets here.I have absolutely no issue with having Phil Jones in the squad behind Maguire, Lindelof and Taunzebe.
Have you watch today's game? He should get demoted to u23 asap.I have absolutely no issue with having Phil Jones in the squad behind Maguire, Lindelof and Taunzebe.
He has every right to be fourth or fifth choice at United while Smalling and Evans have every right to have a career that does not involve being fourth or fifth choice at United.I have. He has no right playing for United. He did absolutely nothing in his United career to stay here ahead of the likes of Evans, Smalling, etc., who at least had couple of very decent seasons, and I am picking the easy targets here.
His injury record is terrible, that alone didn't give anyone in this club right to renew his contract, eespecially not for another 4+1 years, that is just incredibly stupid. That is conspiracy level contract renewal.
I'm always amazed when some still put them in the same level. Just mental. Like calling them "the chuckle brothers", meaning they are some sort of equal. It's just mad view.I'm convinced the only reason Smalling left before Jones, is because no other team wanted him.
Not unlikely. His injury record alone would put most clubs off. But even though Smalling is a much better defender, Jones for all his faults suits what Ole wants better. Not good enough of course. But we all know that.I'm convinced the only reason Smalling left before Jones, is because no other team wanted him.
Ole can only get rid of people who are willing to leave to play football. Other players who know that they will not get this kind of salary elsewhere, won't leave and will be happy collecting the salaries while being 4th choice or whatever.Ole will find a way, he's got rid of everyone else
This! I was like 'no, no, no, no God, please God, nooooo!!'Am I the only one almost having a heart attack when this thread title popped-up, thinking we gave him another contract extension?