Mark Noble - is anything but noble
Marcos Rojo - isn't red
Kevin Lasagna - isn't a delicious meat and pasta dish
Marcos Rojo - isn't red
Kevin Lasagna - isn't a delicious meat and pasta dish
Players whose names are a lie
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Declan Rice having similar issues to Kevin Lasagna
David Seaman? 
Dickov - has three children
Nani - isn’t a nanny
What?
Max Power isn´t all that.
Does Drinkwater drink enough water in a day?
Mac Allister - just because
Immobile makes some good runs.
How fast was Gary Speed?
ben mee - is someone else
demba ba - not sheep
Fabián Assmann
No actually, this may be true
No actually, this may be true
Bebe isn't a baby
Dong isn't a dick
Dong isn't a dick
You heard.
Thomas Muller - not a fruit corner
Said Benrahma - never heard him say Benrahma
Said Benrahma - never heard him say Benrahma
He's taken the vaccine and listens to science so I'd argue he is
Rod Fanni
Christian Fuchs hates the missionary position
Darren Best
Kaka
Kaka
Ruud - very polite
Messi - very clean
Messi - very clean
Ciro Immobile - that striker's movement
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Alan Brazil. Born in Scotland.
Dodo - is not extinct
Isaac Success, not that much of a success
Blind - actually has decent vision and pass.
Quim
Nigel Winterburn - never burned the winter
Tim Flowers - not a flower
Dean Windass - might actually be true
Tim Flowers - not a flower
Dean Windass - might actually be true
David Goodwillie - who knows?
Fabian Assman - Is he?
Nortei Nortey - Is a pleasant man
Danny Invincible - will surely die at some point
Dean Windass - Actually to look at him this one is probably correct
Danny Blind - Can see
Danny Drinkwater - Got done for drink driving
Fabian Assman - Is he?
Nortei Nortey - Is a pleasant man
Danny Invincible - will surely die at some point
Dean Windass - Actually to look at him this one is probably correct
Danny Blind - Can see
Danny Drinkwater - Got done for drink driving
Solly March - born in July
Dan Burn - not on fire
Dan Burn - not on fire
Dego Costa - not a racist coffee outlet ripping off the Hispanic community
Ryan Giggs - not a musician.
Kante - definitely not, he's lovely!
Claudio Gentile has the record for most fouls in one World Cup game. He fouled Maradona 23 times in their encounter in 1982 — and wasn't even booked!
There was a time in his career when he was actually pretty shit.
Is accurate as his dad is also called DavidDavid Seaman?
I've now got Ebeneezer Goode playing in my head