Thomas Partey is actually very professional.
Players whose names are a lie
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Depending on who you ask, Ashley Young. To an 100 year old, yes, it's true, but to a kid? Lies!
Aron Winter - born in a country where its always summer (suriname)
Dumfries - He's smart and doesn't eat chips
Shane Long.
Ansu Fati - isn’t fat, would actually say he’s skinny.
Tom Cleverley - Not quite clever
Ben White
more like Ben Bronze with half a ton of fake tan on.
more like Ben Bronze with half a ton of fake tan on.
Joao Felix - hates cats.
Sean Longstaff doesn’t have a big cock,
And apparently Jack Rodwell wasn’t good in bed.
And apparently Jack Rodwell wasn’t good in bed.
Chillwell - May sometimes gets angry.
