Michael Ricketts - don’t think he suffered from it though.
Ciro Immobile - can move quite a bit actually.
Ciro Immobile - can move quite a bit actually.
Players whose names are a lie
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Paul Pogba - He's more of Saint Bernard to me.
Best so far
Roberto Carlos - knows exactly where his car is
George Best... no wait that's not a lie 
Loris Karius - Flosses twice daily.
Moussa Wague - Tackles with intent.
Moussa Wague - Tackles with intent.
And he turns the heat off in summertime.
Matty Cash - always skint
Matt Target - never hits it.
Emmanuel Petit - was quite large actually
Lee Sharpe - was actually blunt
Sven Botman - likes to wind people up on social media and posts anti Ole posts on Redcafe.
Matt Target - never hits it.
Emmanuel Petit - was quite large actually
Lee Sharpe - was actually blunt
Sven Botman - likes to wind people up on social media and posts anti Ole posts on Redcafe.
To Madeira
Ilkay Gündogan - is rarely involved in Mexican standoffs
Wolfgang Wolf - not a wolf, nor part of a gang of wolves
Taribo West - was actually born in Port Harcourt, which is in the south of Nigeria. Lier!!
Christ Bongo - doesn't play the bongo.
Sunday Oliseh - was born on Sept 14, 1974 - a Saturday
Taribo West - was actually born in Port Harcourt, which is in the south of Nigeria. Lier!!
Christ Bongo - doesn't play the bongo.
Sunday Oliseh - was born on Sept 14, 1974 - a Saturday
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Razvan Rat - Not a rodent
Keisuke Honda - Mostly drives Mazda
Keisuke Honda - Mostly drives Mazda
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Angel Di Maria - actually a rat, not an angel.
Nigel Winterburn - doesn't actually get burnt in the winter. Only the summer months.
Floribert Ngalula - isn't a naked penis (punjabi reds where are you???)
Floribert Ngalula - isn't a naked penis (punjabi reds where are you???)
Alan Shearer - Never made a living removing wool from sheep
Same thing no?
Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed
James, why does it always rain on him, particularly when he’s sitting down next to me?
Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink has no hassle at the bank
Mark Noble
Bruno Pernandes - actually scores a lot from open play.
No I think he played for Ajax.
But he did coach Wolfsburg, so in a way he was
rio not born in rio
Not a player but BSC YB is the worst name offender in football. 
young boys wankdorf
young boys wankdorf
Not a player, but another name who's a lie, btw
Ajax: not a glass cleaning product.
I heard it was Jimmy Savile favourite football clubNot a player but BSC YB is the worst name offender in football.
young boys wankdorf
Jordy Clasie - not from Newcastle, nor all that great
Neymar - doesn't listen to his mother
Hulk - rarely ever smashed it
Ander Herrera - as opposed to being on top
George Weah - the search is still ongoing
Maicon - very possessive of his scams
Hulk - rarely ever smashed it
Ander Herrera - as opposed to being on top
George Weah - the search is still ongoing
Maicon - very possessive of his scams
Took me a while to figure, but then I read it with brittish accent.
Based on how the Nice fans acted against Marseille we could say that it is another name that is a lie, they certainly weren’t very nice that day.
Not a player, but another name who's a lie, btw
Ajax: not a glass cleaning product.
Nor a Greek mythological hero.
Not a player, but another name who's a lie, btw
Ajax: not a glass cleaning product.
Russell Beardsmore - Can't grow a beard
The Neymar one? Incidentally, I'm not British
Mason Mount - probably not a Freemason equestrian
Off the pitch own goals, huh?