Players whose names are a lie
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Mustafa Kemal - actually preferred donkeys.
Bruno Fern an Des isn't 3 different people!
Dennis Wise - thick as shit.
Darijo sRNA - is not responsible for post-transcriptional control of gene expression
Mario Gotze - does not possess a small body of salinated H2O. Although he has sunk since that world cup goal.
Harry Kane - is not a large storm that forms over tropical oceans
Mario Gotze - does not possess a small body of salinated H2O. Although he has sunk since that world cup goal.
Harry Kane - is not a large storm that forms over tropical oceans
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Stephan Kuntz - Lovely bloke
Diogo Dalot - he is actually not that much
Lee Grant - well, last time he conceded 3 goals and only saved two shoots, so...
Harry Maguire - I don't know about any Italian grandma who would follow him
Aaron Wan-Bissaka - as far as I know he is not part of the Jedi Order (yet)
Amad - seems calm
Fred - he is actually Frederico Rodrigues de Paula Santos...
Hannibal - doesn't have any elephant
Lee Grant - well, last time he conceded 3 goals and only saved two shoots, so...
Harry Maguire - I don't know about any Italian grandma who would follow him
Aaron Wan-Bissaka - as far as I know he is not part of the Jedi Order (yet)
Amad - seems calm
Fred - he is actually Frederico Rodrigues de Paula Santos...
Hannibal - doesn't have any elephant
Andreas Lie, Kaare Lie, Kristin Lie, Steffen Lie Skålevik.
Martial.
Clearly an imposter of the guy we signed.
Clearly an imposter of the guy we signed.
Nani?
Ronaldinho is referred to as Ronaldo by most Brazilians. the 'dinho' just means little Ronaldo.
I could be wrong however.
I could be wrong however.
Rojos seems pretty apt.
What?
Other way around. Ronaldo was commonly referred to as "Ronaldinho" throughout his career, and Ronaldinho referred to as "Ronaldinho Gaúcho".
Mario Gotze - isn't an Italian plumber stretching his ass with both hands
Freddie Ljungberg - not a mountain of heather flowers
Łukasz Piszczek - never checks his piss on the pitch
Dean Windass - Actually never farts
Brian Pinas - Has a fanny
Rod Fanni - Has a penis
Mark De Man - Is universally thought to be a nobhead
Nortei Nortey - Is the nicest bloke ever
Brian Pinas - Has a fanny
Rod Fanni - Has a penis
Mark De Man - Is universally thought to be a nobhead
Nortei Nortey - Is the nicest bloke ever
Gylfi Si gurd sson - Actually a bad son.
Allegedly
Virgil van Dijk - he's a straight man
Memphis Depay - not from Memphis and didn’t eat all the pies.
Harry Kane.
He's all choke, but no slam.
He's all choke, but no slam.
Paul Parker. Wasn’t a winter coat
Greenwood isn't a wood and isn't green???
Lenell John Lewis : He isn’t a shop
Also isn't into GILFs
Wasn’t he send home from Iceland for England one time for being green and using his wood ?
Paul Gascoigne - was never change for the meter.
Julian Dicks - only had one by all accounts.
Julian Dicks - only had one by all accounts.
Ledley King - He isnt royalty.
Epic
Then I guess its safe to cross him of the list
This one is at least true during Ramadan.
Maik Taylor, never fixed his own trousers
John Terry doesnt have a chocolate orange
Roy Carroll, never heard him sing at christmas
Gerry Armstrong can’t do one arm pressups
John Terry doesnt have a chocolate orange
Roy Carroll, never heard him sing at christmas
Gerry Armstrong can’t do one arm pressups
But he's ginger.
I dont know if Shaka Hislop even got a Lop to shake.
Junichi Inamoto, well, i guess you need chi in a motto.
Junichi Inamoto, well, i guess you need chi in a motto.
Brian Robson never kidnapped anyone.
That’s Gentle