Pique - Never really Piques any interest.
Players whose names are a lie
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Andreas Lie
Junior - well, he's 67 y.o. now.
Germano - this is correct. He's no German.
Bratseth - he has long hair and big, but he seems nice.
Germano - this is correct. He's no German.
Bratseth - he has long hair and big, but he seems nice.
Angel Di Maria - He's no angel. He's just a bitter cnut.
Jesus - Hardly holy
George Best - wait, nevermind
Marvelous Nakamba - Anything but
Seamus Coleman - Has never worked in a coal mine
Mark Fish - wasn't a fish.
Mason Holgate - Does not seem like a reliable defender
Alex Telles - never told us anything
Griezmann isn't a Grizzly Man Bear
Max Power (Wigan) is not a car magazine from the 90's.
Hulk - can't turn green nor incredible
Bryan Robson - shouldn't steal from your kids.
This reminds me of Irish commentator on Rté George Hamilton calling the entire Germany team Kuntz, looking for the video.
Areola….. isn’t what the name suggests
Salah in hindi also means asshole but it also means wife's brother. Not much difference.
Marc Overmars - very clearly on Earth
Ademola Lookman: not actually watching any particular man.
NIce!
Actually he can be a tit at times
That’s better than my lineActually he can be a tit at times
Kelechi Iheanacho - Does not have nacho
Hector Bellerin - why does she need to ring to enter?
Marcel Schmelzer - Marcel didn't smell her
Ji-Sung Park - he’s not a park
Everton - he doesn’t look like a Merseyside club and doesn’t even play there
Everton - he doesn’t look like a Merseyside club and doesn’t even play there
Not one of the players with 'van' in their name is a van. Not one.
Christian Fuchs- they do, it's called the missionary position
Very Nortei
EDIT: damn, beat me to it.
Marvellous Nakamba- far from being marvellous
Will Fish - Will he? Won't he? No way to know.
Roberto Baggio - nothing baggy about those shorts
Emre Can - can't play very well
George Welcome - wore out his welcome quickly at every club
Neto - keeps the ball out of the net
James Maddison - didn't write the US Constitution
George Welcome - wore out his welcome quickly at every club
Neto - keeps the ball out of the net
James Maddison - didn't write the US Constitution
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Harry Kane - not used by limping people
Bendik Bye - not going anywhere
Fred Friday - it is thursday
Jonatan Tollås Nation - just one man
Robert Taylor - plays football
Lars Ranger - plays football as well
Fred Friday - it is thursday
Jonatan Tollås Nation - just one man
Robert Taylor - plays football
Lars Ranger - plays football as well