[Lucky McLuckerson]

Man Utd 1:0 Everton - Valencia (4')

Man Utd 2:0 Everton - Mkhitaryan (83')

Man Utd 3:0 Everton - Lukaku (89')

Man Utd 4:0 Everton - Martial (90+2' pen)

 

[Raoul]

Probably the dodgiest 4-0 win ever.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Good performance.

 

[Cheesy]

Very nice win in the end. Poor at points, but made an excellent start and finish to the game.

 

[Festive Sandvich]

Never 4-0, but who cares, should've had plenty of those last season and drew.

 

[Ødegaard]

God we're good.

 

[Borden]

Papering over the cracks. Terrible performance. Why Jose doesn't bring on Martial earlier is mind-boggling.

 

[esmufc07]

Ominous we can play so poor yet win 4-0

We missed Pogba.

Third 4-0 in 5 games is excellent.

 

[paulscholes18]

Worst 4-0 in history. But happily take it

 

[Siorac]

feck me, we still can't play well when Rooney is on the pitch.

 

[Runner]

Matic is such a beast. He's invaluable to us

 

[Eriku]

I kind of feel sorry for Everton

 

[mu4c_20le]

Those last ten minutes... is why you should never leave early / turn off your stream

 

[Kostur]

It's kinda funny. Given the whole picture you could say that the score sort of flatters us, but when you look at the fact that we could have/should have been like 3-0 up in the first half it's not really the case. Happy for the lads but the performance overall was rather average with Rashford and Miki being downright shit today.

 

[Oscie]

Flattering scoreline. Everton did well in the middle period of the match.

Still, can't argue with 4-0. Another one.

 

[Eriku]

feck me, we still can't play well when Rooney is on the pitch.

Christ

 

[Judge Red]

Mourinho Time. Like Fergie Time, only it starts ten minutes earlier.

 

[ManUArfa]

City flying high on alphabetical order.

Could be their best hope for the title...

 

[Ramshock]

gash for the most part but what can you say? lets hope we play better next league match.

 

[Mockney]

Absolutely bizarre. Quite amusing in the end. Was a gruelling watch though.

 

[Moonred]

Flattering result. But good we took our chances in the end.

 

[shaky]

I'll take rubbish 4-0 wins than the unlucky draws from last season any day of the week.

 

[kouroux]

Matic He is fecking incredible

 

[LARulz]

I think it's just a way so our fans don't leave early now

 

[Quizierda]

Quite poor for large parts (especially in the second half), however, good scoreline and nice for Rom and Martial to keep their scoring going!
Matic Motm for me - played a one man midfield most of the time!

 

[Werd.]

Good to know we can turn ruthless in a short period of time.

 

[Adisa]

Most undeserved 4-0 I've ever seen.
How did we come up with that scoreline?

 

[Redplane]

Those last ten minutes... is why you should never leave early / turn off your stream

I only was able to start watching it for the last 10 min or so...and boy was it nice. You can thank me.

 

[Sp00ks11]

Probably the dodgiest 4-0 win ever.

This!

 

[saivet]

4-0 obviously flattered us. It felt like a Everton equaliser was inevitable. Good stuff from Lukaku for the 2nd and 3rd.

Onto the next one!

 

[Solo Toure]

Loving this killing teams off mentality.

MOTM goes to De Gea, best keeper in the world.

 

[JinnerJamie]

Dreadful performance but an incredible result...

DDG MOTM

 

[shaggy]

We were crap but won 4-0. Shows how poor Everton are really. Matic MOTM.

 

[Jagga7]

4-0, we were fecking awful.

 

[Red Stone]

Worst 4-0 ever? Fecking weird game anyway, but I'll take it every day of the week.

 

[KM]

feck me, we still can't play well when Rooney is on the pitch.

Post of the week

 

[Rado_N]

We're shit, and we won 4-0
We're shit, and we won 4-0

 

[Moonred]

I think it's karma for all those Burnley etc matches last year which finished 0-0

 

[AltiUn]

Once we score we don't stop, we're remorseless after the 80th minute.

 

[Kapardin]

Madness.

I stand by my opinion that some of our attackers are lacking guile in the final third, but we are more ruthless than last season in putting away our chances and punishing mistakes. I'll take that, because it could be very important in winning games against teams where we are second best. But we do need some upgrades in attack next summer.

Weird game. Anyway, big feck you to Koeman for mouthing off in the past. Love that we gave them a bigger thrashing than Chelsea, Spurs and Atalanta.