Oranges038
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Interestingly - Man Utd starting 11 - £310m / Man City - £580m. After everything we've spent - we've got 2 free transfers, 1 loan, 2 academy products and some assorted big buys. What a mess.
Was talking to someone about the team this morning. Without looking at players names.
Gk - new signing - cannot play to his strengths because the players in front can't do it.
CB - Leicester pairing from 3/4/5 years ago. One was removed as captain and was to be sold, the other is 35 and was supposed to be an emergency backup option.
LB - right footed CB should be gone long ago. The other option is a loanee Spurs reject.
RB - should have been binned ages ago, somehow gets a new 4+1 deal. No other option available.
MF - loaner from mid table serie A - taken off at HT. Nobody knows why
MF - legless 31 year old, left abandoned in midfield on his own 2nd half.
MF - 5 Years of shite, should have been sold but scores 2 and is back in the starting xi every week.
RW - Captain chaos, whinges and loses the plot, runs around like a border collie.
LW - offers nothing, is lazy and disinterested but plays 90 mins every week.
CF - New guy, young and raw, but he gets no service.
Subs
FW - perennially injured, hasn't broken a sweat in about 3 years
RW - angry man, underperforming 80m signing, comes on and kicks someone. That's it.
LB - Said Spurs loaner reject.
MF - midfielder signed for 50m, can't get a look in, doesn't seem to know what he's supposed to be doing.
LW - young player, raw but has potential, probably needs more game time to develop.