Southampton home March 2023
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Predict the minute Ward Prowse will score today
- Thread starter horsechoker
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95th
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Hopefully we won’t play Fred today. Less Fred, less free kicks.
They'll barely muster an attack, never mind get a free kick in dangerous position.
He's only 14/1 to score a free kick. That's crazy low for something as rare a free kick goal. Shows how good he is at them though.
Will have an attempt at the 19th minute, will go over the bar.
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10th minute. Central freekick. 20 yards out. Mistimed tackle by Fred.
7th minute.
Does he have any other qualities on the pitch? He just seems to appear at dead ball situations.
72 to equalize ffs
23rd
He won't.
It will be shortly before half-time. 42nd minute or something.
He’s just a serviceable centre mid really. A squad option if he was playing for a team in regular European competition. There’s a reason why no-ones come in for him all these years. He’s just very, very good at one specific part of football and just run of the mill everywhere else. Pretty sure a Soton fan came on here once and said similar.
But on the topic at hand, I’ll say 40th minute.
83rd
He will not score.
I'll be bold and agree with this
English Marcos Assunçao
Fred‘s not starting so does that reduce his chances? 
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Part based on betting trends I suppose? I used to gamble on football regularly a few years ago, I remember Paddy Power offering 7/1 for Pogba to score a goal from outside the penalty area. I stopped betting entirely because the odds got so ridiculous, it wasn’t worth it.
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Ok with that kinda lightweight midfield I reckon it'll come before half time. Maybe 25 minutes in.
69th minute.
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A hat trick of free kicks
To make matters worse, he will voodoo-hex our players to start curling balls into our own net whenever they are in range, the mystical bastard
To make matters worse, he will voodoo-hex our players to start curling balls into our own net whenever they are in range, the mystical bastard
33 and Casemiro gives the FK away
Is Fred that bad that he even mistimes tackles from the bench?
77th min to equalize 1-1.
Question to seasoned JWP watchers: does he ever score into the far post?
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58th
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