Two utter shite sides. Time to cut down the PL to 18 teams.
Premier League Gameweek 24+25
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It says a lot about what I think of rugby that I've watched that shite first half instead.
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Thought this was a cup game
Absolute dogshit match that I just had on in the background passing the time until the Spurs game came on. Newcastle will like this result. Burnley don't go above and Watford don't widen the gap.
Didn't even know match was on 
This week could decide whether we stay in the league or not. Newcastle and Leeds. Two huge games.
That's oddly depressing.
Very, lose against Newcastle and we are only 1 point ahead of them. Win and we are 7 clear and only a point behind Leeds.
Best of luck, Everton have no business being that low down the table and feck Newcastle.
Agreed.So Frank's first real test? I hope he gets it right.
Newcastle team news
Team to play Everton: Dubravka, Trippier, Schar, Lascelles, Targett, Willock, Shelvey, Saint-Maximin, Joelinton, Fraser, Wood.
Subs: Darlow, Krafth, Manquillo, Murphy, Almiron, Burn, Gayle, S. Longstaff, Guimaraes.
Everton team news
Team to play Newcastle: Pickford, Holgate, Keane, Mina, Coleman, Allan, Gomes, Gordon, Gray, Townsend, Richarlison.
Subs: Begovic, Kenny, Patterson, Calvert-Lewin, Iwobi, Van de Beek, Branthwaite, El Ghazi, Alli.
Watford team news
Team to play West Ham: Foster, Femenia, Samir, Cathcart, Kamara, Kayembe, Kucka, Sissoko, Cleverley, Dennis, King.
Subs: Bachmann, Kabasele, Ngakia, Masina, Louza, Sema, Kalu, Hernandez, Pedro.
West Ham team news
Team to play Watford: Fabianski, Coufal, Animal Abuser, Dawson, Cresswell, Soucek, Rice, Bowen, Fornals, Benrahma, Antonio.
Subs: Areola, Diop, Fredericks, Johnson, Kral, Noble, Vlasic, Lanzini, Yarmolenko.
Team to play Everton: Dubravka, Trippier, Schar, Lascelles, Targett, Willock, Shelvey, Saint-Maximin, Joelinton, Fraser, Wood.
Subs: Darlow, Krafth, Manquillo, Murphy, Almiron, Burn, Gayle, S. Longstaff, Guimaraes.
Everton team news
Team to play Newcastle: Pickford, Holgate, Keane, Mina, Coleman, Allan, Gomes, Gordon, Gray, Townsend, Richarlison.
Subs: Begovic, Kenny, Patterson, Calvert-Lewin, Iwobi, Van de Beek, Branthwaite, El Ghazi, Alli.
Watford team news
Team to play West Ham: Foster, Femenia, Samir, Cathcart, Kamara, Kayembe, Kucka, Sissoko, Cleverley, Dennis, King.
Subs: Bachmann, Kabasele, Ngakia, Masina, Louza, Sema, Kalu, Hernandez, Pedro.
West Ham team news
Team to play Watford: Fabianski, Coufal, Animal Abuser, Dawson, Cresswell, Soucek, Rice, Bowen, Fornals, Benrahma, Antonio.
Subs: Areola, Diop, Fredericks, Johnson, Kral, Noble, Vlasic, Lanzini, Yarmolenko.
I think Guimaraes starts
Eddie Howe disagrees
Zouma gets sent off or scores today.
He does indeed.
Can’t believe Moyes started that prick Zouma.
Agree
What are you talking about, did not see his name in the line up. There is new player there...what's his name...let me check again.. Anim...
Oh...
I honestly though you were joking. Why is he playing?
Maybe Cleverly kicks his ass while doing the hand Cat women movement with meoowww sound.
I can't believe Moyes started Zouma. He said it was because Zouma is one of their better players.
What a cnut
Never mind the long term, wider effects of doing that, I need to win a football matchMoyes would have probably tried to find a way to play Michael Vick if he was Falcons head coach in 2007.
Had to chuckle at that spoiler
Three away wins, please. Thanks.
He'll get sent off for assaulting Cathcart.
Thats not a cat,
thats not a cat,
you kicked a football,
thats not a cat
thats not a cat,
you kicked a football,
thats not a cat
The funny thing about that offside call is that it's no different to Firmino jumping for a header in an offside position against Palace. That wasn't even checked by VAR.
Yeah, hilarious.
Rule that out cnut.
This might be it lads. The year Burnley and Dyche finally piss off.
Ridiculous bullshit.
Mike Dean has money on Burnley.
Crazy.. Burnley have been ridiculously lucky here. This should be 3-0. both are technically fouls but soft fouls. United gonna win by 12 anyway
This is honestly dodgy now.
They'll probably get a dodgy var call goal and it'll end 1-1
Two subs in the first half. Our injury record this year is mad. Shelvey should be off too. cnut.
Two own goals in two minutes in the Newcastle Everton match? What are the chances of that.
And assisted by the same 2 players.
That's quite remarkable really.