Premier League Gameweek 32/33 + Carabao Cup Final

[always_hoping]

Keane with two two gifts to Kane.

This match isnt far off the 5-4 encounter in the FA Cup back in February.

 

[Irrational.]

I didn't realise Son was out of his coma, surely a bit irresponsible playing him this soon after such a horrible, career ending injury?

I’m surprised the doctors managed to get him back in the first place to be honest. Thought he was a goner. Farts and prayers.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Kane is absurdly good.

Thank god he doesn't like trophies and is stuck at Spurs.

 

[GifLord]

2-2
Kane brace

 

[Reditus]

Then again maybe we need Spurs to get a good result to send them off in good spirits for the league cup final

 

[Barnslig]

Lamela coming on. How long before he tries to finish someone career or dives.

I'm going to say 11minutes 30 seconds

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Evertons defending has been rotten

 

[DixieDean]

Kane really is the master of jammy goals. It's an art.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

2-2
Kane brace

That defending was comical. Does his arse get an assist.

 

[DixieDean]

If you need a win, come to goodison. Fat Sam did a better job.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Kane really is the master of jammy goals. It's an art.

To be fair how the ball gets to him can be jammy but his finishing is unbelievable.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Are the cocks fighting already?

Who will our first sub be? Tanganga to make a back 6?

Great goal.

Sack the xunt

Taxi for Jose.

Sack Jose. Sell half the fecking squad.

Why can't we get guys like Giffy.....

sacked in the morningggggggg

fecking cnut, now he makes his subs the minute we go behind. Lucas and Lamela.

Bale and Dele stuck on the bench.

José could run over Levy's dog and he still wouldn't be sacked before next weekend's final.

Lads, it's tottenham. Every fecking week.

Come back Villas-Boas. All is forgiven.

2-2

Kane must be sick to play with these cnuts.

we basically scored the same goal as our first!
Two average teams who can't defend...we just have Harry bloody Kane. What a legend

Thank fecking christ for Kane.
Is anyone seriously thinking we should sell him?

Thank Jeebus for Kane. We'd be in the absolute shit pile without him.

I'm no homo and I love my lady, but I'd gladly allow Kane to go balls deep on either myself or her right now.

 

[Zoo]

Kane really is the master of jammy goals. It's an art.

Nothing jammy. He doesn’t even need half a chance.

 

[Counterfactual]

That defending was comical. Does his arse get an assist.

Why even be on the pitch if you're going to defend like the Keystone Cops?

 

[Adisa]

2-2
Kane brace

Two clowns.

 

[UnofficialDevil]

2-2
Kane brace

ridiculous

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Everton are scaring me.

 

[kopviolator]

To be fair how the ball gets to him can be jammy but his finishing is unbelievable.

He's fantastic. But those two are gifts.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Why did commentator mention Martial 10ish mins ago?

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Tom Davies is shite

 

[Beachryan]

Why is Duncan Ferguson using the subs board? Is that normal?

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

2-2

I'm no homo and I love my lady, but I'd gladly allow Kane to go balls deep on either myself or her right now.

 

[FireballXL5]

Richarlison you plum!

 

[GifLord]

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Richarlison should have done better. Josh King nearly.

 

[Rustyspider13]

That was the chance. FFS Everton.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Everton should be well ahead here.

 

[Zoo]

Why did commentator mention Martial 10ish mins ago?

Because Lamela was trying to provoke Seamus Coleman

 

[prateik]

terrible miss

 

[The Firestarter]

Richarli-son , you will sleep hungry boy.

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

Allan, Allan, Allan....

 

[youngrell]

Why is Duncan Ferguson using the subs board? Is that normal?

Some bizarre Covid rule where someone from each club does the board for their subs.

I have no clue why the 4th official just can’t do it as normal.

 

[prateik]

Why is Duncan Ferguson using the subs board? Is that normal?

Yep. Covid thing.. teams use their own sub board now.

 

[Beachryan]

Some bizarre Covid rule where someone from each club does the board for their subs.

I have no clue why the 4th official just can’t do it as normal.

Ha, that's bizarre, thanks.

Part of me is surprised he can operate it, but that's probably not very nice

 

[kopviolator]

Richarli-son , you will sleep hungry boy.

Nah, his dad is a better man

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Because Lamela was trying to provoke Seamus Coleman

Thanks.

 

[youngrell]

Ha, that's bizarre, thanks.

Part of me is surprised he can operate it, but that's probably not very nice

You don’t usually notice when it’s the kit man or someone doing it, but when it’s big Dunc it does look funny. Like something from an amateur game where the coach does everything.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

They won't need Harry Kane to be injured.

 

[FireballXL5]

Kane crocked again?

 

[prateik]

Unlucky Everton.. better side but more dropped points