Rashford's brother and agent accused of assault

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Marcus' brother and agent accused of assault in the US

What the feck is wrong with these people?

Mods, move wherever you see fit but likely impacts our club and a key player (or maybe it's old news as the incident was in October).
 
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Dumb people doing dumb things really. It’s no surprise that footballers aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer and therefore their entourage is likely to be the same.
 

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Hope his lawyer has good vibes and moments of brilliance.
 

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Should have nothing to do with Marcus. He’s clearly not involved nor is he responsible for his brother/agents actions.

Probably a good idea to get a new agent and distance himself though, those with a prejudice and an axe to grind will try to hang it on him.
 

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Should fire him from his role immediately.

Seems a pretty clear cut case from what I've read.
 

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Such a waste of an opportunity to scare people with the thread title.
pfft. we’re more surprised when our forwards don’t turn out to be pieces of shit.
 

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I bet he was a perfectly reasonable and peaceful man before going to Florida.
 

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Look as everybody else said it has nothing to do with Rashford. His football form (or the lack of it) is the thing to discuss. Doesnt matter in the Caf Rashford gets killed and so does Greenwood but there are no more Antony threads about his offield issues...
 

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Pay his bail and legal expenses, on the condition he goes back to PSG and we do the deal this time
 

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Look as everybody else said it has nothing to do with Rashford. His football form (or the lack of it) is the thing to discuss. Doesnt matter in the Caf Rashford gets killed and so does Greenwood but there are no more Antony threads about his offield issues...
What‘a your point? The caf is biased in favour of Antony? That’s a hell of a take. Have you not read any threads/posts about him ?
 

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Should have nothing to do with Marcus. He’s clearly not involved nor is he responsible for his brother/agents actions.

Probably a good idea to get a new agent and distance himself though, those with a prejudice and an axe to grind will try to hang it on him.
That’s not going to happen.

His brother is a grade A bell-end and no way on this earth that Marcus moves away from him for one reason or another
 

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Do either of these brothers have more than one brain cell to rub together? Football enables thick people to have far too much money, and they end up with an artificially inflated perception of self. Rashford walks around like he's some sort of legend, and drives on the wrong side of the road and on the pavement. Virtue signalling and good PR was enough to fool some people about these two low class individuals. The sooner Rashford is out of this club and all that's to do with him the better. Ferguson would never have stood for a player as mediocre and as arrogant as this bloke, and he certainly wouldn't have suffered his brother and "agent". The guy would probably be on the dole if it weren't for his brother, at least he does have some ability.
 

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Do either of these brothers have more than one brain cell to rub together? Football enables thick people to have far too much money, and they end up with an artificially inflated perception of self. Rashford walks around like he's some sort of legend, and drives on the wrong side of the road and on the pavement. Virtue signalling and good PR was enough to fool some people about these two low class individuals. The sooner Rashford is out of this club and all that's to do with him the better. Ferguson would never have stood for a player as mediocre and as arrogant as this bloke, and he certainly wouldn't have suffered his brother and "agent". The guy would probably be on the dole if it weren't for his brother, at least he does have some ability.
thats the clubs fault though isnt it, they create these monsters. I cant think of an elite club that would put someone so mediocre on this pedestal
 

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thats the clubs fault though isnt it, they create these monsters. I cant think of an elite club that would put someone so mediocre on this pedestal
That's true. Some great players will be questionable people off of the pitch, but if they are professional and consistently performing at the desired level year after year, then I don't think it makes much of a difference. High performing playboys (or worse) can exist in a squad whose nucleus is built around grounded professionals with their heads screwed on. This squad lacks so much of what it takes to be at the highest level. Man Utd's greatest successes have come with dressing rooms full of strong characters. Now the club's full of players who can't string sentences together and are explicitly lazy performers. God knows what they get up to when the cameras aren't rolling. The squad lacks in absolutely every facet required. Rubbish. The biggest issue with Rashford is that he's a consistent starter and an example for other players. When players look over at him, they're not going to feel like they need to raise their level to what's required.
 

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I could but I’m not going to too much.

His brother controls far too much of his life to be healthy for any person, let alone a professional footballer
His agent is actually his other brother, Dwaiyne Maynard. He's the director of the sports agency Rashford is signed to. Dane Rashford works there as an agent but he doesn't manage Rashford
 

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Do either of these brothers have more than one brain cell to rub together? Football enables thick people to have far too much money, and they end up with an artificially inflated perception of self. Rashford walks around like he's some sort of legend, and drives on the wrong side of the road and on the pavement. Virtue signalling and good PR was enough to fool some people about these two low class individuals. The sooner Rashford is out of this club and all that's to do with him the better. Ferguson would never have stood for a player as mediocre and as arrogant as this bloke, and he certainly wouldn't have suffered his brother and "agent". The guy would probably be on the dole if it weren't for his brother, at least he does have some ability.
Judging by this post - even 1 brain cell would put them ahead of you
 

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Rashford walks around like he's some sort of legend, and drives on the wrong side of the road and on the pavement. Virtue signalling and good PR was enough to fool some people about these two low class individuals.
Please explain to us what's wrong with the way Rashford walks. Is it the gait or does he do a little skip?
 

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My personal opinion is that this attack is less about someone stupid and more about someone malicious.