Wallahi I forgive you for your shitness Rom. You pulled through today and kept our top four jope's alive.
Some excellent finishes too.
Some excellent finishes too.
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 45
- Goals
- 15
- Assists
- 3
- Yellow cards
- 5
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Absolutely fair fecks to him today - his best game in the shirt, and actually looked like an expensive striker.
It was a good game in terms of finishing, hopefully he can keep that up.
Well done Rom. fecking great performance today.
Oi, don’t bow down to the imperial system! The cnuts can learn the metric
Thought he was really good. Think Pogba should have given him the penalty. It's been ages since we last scored a league hattrick.
Brilliant Brilliant performance from Lukaku. Should have taken the penalty and claimed his hattrick.
Lukuku is the hero man. Giving me confidence we can keep winning games till the end of the season. He had traditionally done bits vs these teams in the past but his recent form meant even this seemed unlikely. Glad he is getting us the points man
Great from the big man. Fair play to him. Wasn’t good at what he isn’t good at, but was brilliant at what he is good at. Never see him make space for a shot like he did for his first goal today, was very pleasing to see.
It is great that he is decisive like that.
Redemption Rom. Wish he got the hattrick.
I would like to see the gifs of him not controlling the ball
Stepping up when we need him the most.
Rom is a hard striker to understand: wastes the easy chances and buries the difficult ones. 
If he could improve his first touch he'd level up massively. For all my gripes about him today he won us the game so I can't give him too much stick.
If he could improve his first touch he'd level up massively. For all my gripes about him today he won us the game so I can't give him too much stick.
Very well done with the finishing. That's what we pay 75m for.
I’ve discovered the reason for all his poor touches, he’s clearly right footed!
He must have bumped his head and forgotton or something. That’s 3 right footed goals to the right bottom corner.
Much better from him today, that was a clutch goal.
He must have bumped his head and forgotton or something. That’s 3 right footed goals to the right bottom corner.
Much better from him today, that was a clutch goal.
You are the idiot
I wasn't asking for it, i was taking the piss. It's a parody at this point, where some are more concerned with his touch compilations than assessing performances.
He's back! Finally. Crucial time for us.
That wasn't a tackle. It was like throwing a bouncy ball at a brick wall4 goals in 2 games. Think he had a assist as well?
Bertrands tackle on him today should have been a red as well.
For a guy who wastes a lot, he gets into a lot of good positions. Great guy to have in the squad.
Can’t fault the two goals but I thought he was abysmal in the first half. i can’t work him out at all. Delighted for him getting the winner today
If we could shave around $4/week off his wage for every time it's been mentioned how the only problem is his wages, he'd be perfect.
Now he scored two superbly accurate goals with his right foot. It seems like almost every player could improve under Ole.
Red Rom Redemption
I'll get my coat.
I'll get my coat.
Has looked better in recent weeks.. he also looks more mobile after getting leaner..
We needed him to step up and he has done well.. Hope his form continues.
We needed him to step up and he has done well.. Hope his form continues.
I have been really harsh against him but if he keeps this up I'll shut my mouth and take everything back.
Can't wait to see his goals on MOTD later
Very good today but I thought some of his first touch were really frustrating, he had some moment when he got good holding the ball today but there were some moments when his first touch was shocking and one of them was the cause of Southampton’s 2nd goal. Anyway still motm.
Credit where it's due - his goals were brilliant.
Delighted for him. The match winner.
Delighted for him. The match winner.
Anyone got a gif of that horrendous first touch in the 36th minute?
Really save our arse today. Brilliant goals too.
Looking fitter, and back amongst the goals. Not a great surprise. I hope he gets back to bullying smaller teams like he used to.
stfu coming in here with this nonsense while everyone is enjoying a good performance.You are the idiot
I wasn't asking for it, i was taking the piss. It's a parody at this point, where some are more concerned with his touch compilations than assessing performances.
Fantastic second half and those goals were magnificent. Much more like the best of Lukaku today!
Well Rom stepped up when we needed him the most and had his best game in a long time. He won those 3 points for us so fair play to the big man.
A couple of great finishes. He looks like he's moving more freely and more often too. Another step in the right direction.
After the Liverpool game I said with all our injuries we needed Lukaku to step up and score goals for the team.
Regardless of his overall game he's scored 4 goals in 2 games, all of them brilliant finishes.
Fair play to him.
Regardless of his overall game he's scored 4 goals in 2 games, all of them brilliant finishes.
Fair play to him.
One hell of a second half from Rom! Boss mode. Stood up to be counted when we needed him the most. Like watching Prime Adriano.
Red Rom is a devil!
Red Rom is a devil!
MoM
The first time this season I've thought he can be a United player.
Hopefully he keeps this up. Seeing him smile as well.
Hopefully he keeps this up. Seeing him smile as well.
If he scores he is usefull.. when he doesnt score he is useless. Scored two good goals today so he was very usefull today.
Brilliant goals. 4 goals in last 2 games.
He has always been a player capable of going on scoring runs and he might be timing one just perfectly. Two excellent finishes again (also responsible for a lot of our only real moments of quality which won't get mentioned as it doesn't fit the narrative).
Im expecting a lot of revisionist garbage such as this post. Hes been terrible and i mean terrible this season and 4 goals in 2 doesn't change that fact. Why do some fans just bury their damn heads in the sand constantly?
Good game from him.
But the stupidity from the second goal came from him losing the ball in a comfortable position due to his touch and then it escalated from there with Young.
But the stupidity from the second goal came from him losing the ball in a comfortable position due to his touch and then it escalated from there with Young.
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