Room One O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime

[Orton]

Hmm...yeah OK



Pros: good at singing, good at fighting, good at leeks, birds are absolute slags, love football and rugby but always get hammered at them by us, well nice countryside, Zeta Jones' face, Church's tits, Giggsy, amusing language, unusual frogs.

Cons: Spastic

Vedict: Spastic

Wales

 

[Marcosdeto]

nnnnnngggggggggggg

aaaah aaaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah yessss ooooh yesss aaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaah aaaaah shake it aaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaah whos your daddy? aaaaah aaaaaargggggnnnnnnnnnnnnwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[VP]

Great thread

 

[RedCanadian]

aaaah aaaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah yessss ooooh yesss aaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaah aaaaah shake it aaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaah whos your daddy? aaaaah aaaaaargggggnnnnnnnnnnnnwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Is that a quote from the Fruit Stand Owner!!

 

[Marcosdeto]

Is that a quote from the Fruit Stand Owner!!

no comments

 

[zing]

someone please nominate Darren Fletcher

 

[Plechazunga]

Right, as for the rest of Smashed's offerings...

2. Ignorant people who don't know how to walk properly. I was walking to work today and there we're 3 old women walking towards me. Beside me was a main road and yet these old women insisted they walk side by side, thus taking up the whole pavement. There followed a 5 minute, toe to toe stand off before i eventually gave up and pushed the women over. People like this don't deserve to be either. Its always the ones that walk at the pace of a snail who somehow manage to take up the whole pavement.

I don't really know what you're on about here Smashed - you fecking spastic. People who don't know how to walk properly? Can't say I've ever really encountered this problem.

Verdict: Not Spastic

this guy can't walk, but is very intelligent, though in fairness to Smashed, he clearly has to count as a spastic
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3. Drogba. You eliminated Chelski which i guess kind of takes care of this but Drogba is so mongish he deserves to be eliminated twice. A seperate elimination just for the giant fairy.

I already eliminated Chelsea, which takes care of this

Verdict: Not Spastic, due to having already been annihilated

Didier Drogba, of Chelsea and The Ivory Coast
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4. Reality tv shows. I made a brilliant comic strip today set 2 years in the future. Basically a world where everyone greets each other 'hi I'm Plech, I've been on pigen rape academy, 3 men, 1 room, a bottle of viagra and a lonely swede and am currently in the line up for towel fights 4. what about you...?' They're everywhere, they're gay and they're destroying the level of conversation at my work place.

Pros: Provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men
Cons: Utter shite, impoverish our culture, provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men

Verdict: Spastic

A spastic, who resembles David Gill, coincidentally also a spastic
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5. gay microsoft errors. 'warning error 70541 occured, sort it or face dire consequences' what the feck is error 70541 you microsoft geeks? why not just say 'warning, your computer is fecked due to you being a technotard. to sort it slam your fists violently on the keyboard and threaten to throw your pc out the window. Any further problems switch off at wall, put kettle on, wait until wife turns computer on before claiming ignorance, then surprise.'

That one looked a bit boring so I didn't bother read it.

Verdict: Not Spastic

thing

Well that was surprisingly easy. I feel I've purified myself in some way.

Spastic

 

[VP]

 

[Marcosdeto]

Right, as for the rest of Smashed's offerings...



I don't really know what you're on about here Smashed - you fecking spastic. People who don't know how to walk properly? Can't say I've ever really encountered this problem.

Verdict: Not Spastic

this guy can't walk, but is very intelligent, though in fairness to Smashed, he clearly has to count as a spastic
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I already eliminated Chelsea, which takes care of this

Verdict: Not Spastic, due to having already been annihilated

Didier Drogba, of Chelsea and The Ivory Coast
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Pros: Provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men
Cons: Utter shite, impoverish our culture, provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men

Verdict: Spastic

A spastic, who resembles David Gill, coincidentally also a spastic
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That one looked a bit boring so I didn't bother read it.

Verdict: Not Spastic

thing



Spastic

it took you some time you lazy cnut!!

 

[RedCanadian]

 

[Davo]

Promising thread ruined by an unrealistic and uncalled for attack on Wales....

No one would dare try and destroy Wales...the repercussions would be unimaginable

 

[jim]

Unimaginably despasticated

 

[noodlehair]

My continued existence is proof that Wales is in fact indestructable.

 

[jim]

Or you abandoned it.

 

[noodlehair]

Or more likely, that Wales is indestructable

 

[Plechazunga]

You're still around becasue you're Welsh. Davo, because he's an honorary Brummie.

Speaking of whom, your go spasmo

 

[jim]

The highlight of Wales is the Ali G sketch.

 

[noodlehair]

Indestructable

 

[jim]

Spastic

 

[Davo]

Right then

1) The Daily Mail. By rights, I should really round on The S*n....but every cnut knows that's a rag, and even the spazzers who read it don't take it too seriously. Whereas the Mail has managed to maintain some form of weird credability, whilst being the most loathsome right wing shitbag of a paper around. It gives opinions to the masses, shit opinions, which they repeat as fact to anyone who listens.......unless you ask them to qualify this opinion, when they get a bit defensive, and just repeat themselves. Cnuts

2) Lorry Drivers. They overtake each other on 2 laned roads, and take on average 30 minutes to do so, and they murder women and wrap them in carpet.

3) Mushrooms. Slugs in fungi form, smell revolting, taste like gone off slime. Anyone who claims otherwise is a bender

4) Football gimps on forums. If you're interested enough in the game to seek out, register and post on a forum, then surely you should have some basic grasp of the game? Nahhh feck it, just post that all rival teams are crap...that seems worthwhile

5) Ross Noble. Repetitive, tedious, Geordie cnut.

 

[golden_blunder]

fecks sake Davo thats lazy from you, do it in rhyme

 

[Davo]

What a start, you cannot fail
When slagging off the Daily Mail
A sure fire choice that can't go wrong
A future date with Room One O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
Lorry drivers, you murdering scum
To the Caf's version of room 101
No more sleeping by the road at night
Or dodgy codes, with flashed headlights
Go eat some mushrooms, you'll enjoy that
They feckin stink, just like you twats
Speaking of twats, your forum spaz
Like Murt, like Amol, like Guvnorgaz
Enjoy the game, but know feck all
Send the shopping down the maul
It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
And finally Noble, Geordie dick
Comedian? A feckin prick
Goes on and on, he talks no sense
I hope he falls on a spiked fence

 

[Marcosdeto]

What a start, you cannot fail
When slagging off the Daily Mail
A sure fire choice that can't go wrong
A future date with Room One O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
Lorry drivers, you murdering scum
To the Caf's version of room 101
No more sleeping by the road at night
Or dodgy codes, with flashed headlights
Go eat some mushrooms, you'll enjoy that
They feckin stink, just like you twats
Speaking of twats, your forum spaz
Like Murt, like Amol, like Guvnorgaz
Enjoy the game, but know feck all
Send the shopping down the maul
It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
And finally Noble, Geordie dick
Comedian? A feckin prick
Goes on and on, he talks no sense
I hope he falls on a spiked fence

 

[golden_blunder]

excellent

Now, Plech rhyme your replies

 

[noodlehair]

What a start, you cannot fail
When slagging off the Daily Mail
A sure fire choice that can't go wrong
A future date with Room One O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
Lorry drivers, you murdering scum
To the Caf's version of room 101
No more sleeping by the road at night
Or dodgy codes, with flashed headlights
Go eat some mushrooms, you'll enjoy that
They feckin stink, just like you twats
Speaking of twats, your forum spaz
Like Murt, like Amol, like Guvnorgaz
Enjoy the game, but know feck all
Send the shopping down the maul
It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
And finally Noble, Geordie dick
Comedian? A feckin prick
Goes on and on, he talks no sense
I hope he falls on a spiked fence

Good call on the Daily Mail. If Plech doesn't do away with it, he should be shot in the face with an elephant gun

 

[Wibble]

Or a hedge trimmer

 

[golden_blunder]

Hedge trimmers are all the rage now, im gonna change it to a concrete excavator

 

[Orton]

What a start, you cannot fail
When slagging off the Daily Mail
A sure fire choice that can't go wrong
A future date with Room One O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
Lorry drivers, you murdering scum
To the Caf's version of room 101
No more sleeping by the road at night
Or dodgy codes, with flashed headlights
Go eat some mushrooms, you'll enjoy that
They feckin stink, just like you twats
Speaking of twats, your forum spaz
Like Murt, like Amol, like Guvnorgaz
Enjoy the game, but know feck all
Send the shopping down the maul
It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
And finally Noble, Geordie dick
Comedian? A feckin prick
Goes on and on, he talks no sense
I hope he falls on a spiked fence

brilliant Davo

 

[RedCanadian]

What a start, you cannot fail
When slagging off the Daily Mail
A sure fire choice that can't go wrong
A future date with Room One O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
Lorry drivers, you murdering scum
To the Caf's version of room 101
No more sleeping by the road at night
Or dodgy codes, with flashed headlights
Go eat some mushrooms, you'll enjoy that
They feckin stink, just like you twats
Speaking of twats, your forum spaz
Like Murt, like Amol, like Guvnorgaz
Enjoy the game, but know feck all
Send the shopping down the maul
It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
And finally Noble, Geordie dick
Comedian? A feckin prick
Goes on and on, he talks no sense
I hope he falls on a spiked fence

 

[Suresh]

It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime

Plech's response to this should be interesting.

 

[Plechazunga]

that's class

1. The Daily Mail

The Daily Mail, what a no-brainer
A total spaz, like Jose Reina
Not only is it full of rubbish
Clueless tripe they shouldn't publish
But as you say, it sees itself
A cut above the tabloid shelf
Xenophobic, smug, bombastic
Vile drivel. Verdict: Spastic.

Give it a fecking rest you cnuts

2. Lorry-drivers

It's true the roads would be much nicer
Without a single lorry-driver
When I broke down, and had to crawl
The flashed their lights, and honked, and bawled
Murderers belong in jail
Not driving, while they read the Mail
Annihilation may sound drastic
But they deserve it. Verdict: Spastic.

These birds had the right idea about how to deal with lorry-drivers. Plus, I’d love
to bone them. Thelma and Louise that is, not truckers. That's revolting... how
could you even think such a thing...you gay spastics

3. Mushrooms

Once, re mushrooms, I agreed
With Davo, who wears drag, in Leeds
“They’re food for those with palates delicate -
Like women, benders, and the celibate”
And yet, in fry-ups, they’re essential
And Magic ones are fecking mental
So lay off mushrooms, they’re fantastic
Verdict: overall, Not Spastic.

Wales, as seen on magic mushrooms, before I took the liberty of annihilating it

4. Forum Spastics

You really are a lazy fecker
Your fourth choice is ‘the forum spacker’
Clueless denizens of gimp-fare
You’ve really gone out on a limb there
You’re meant to root out hidden monginess
Not just state the bleeding obvious
Right then. ‘Gibbering Forum Spastics’:
What a shocker - Verdict: Spastics.

Hello lads

5. Ross Noble

I must confess, though it’s remiss,
I don’t know who Ross Noble is
But I’ve just looked him up on Google
He looks retarded, much like Noodle
Lank-haired, lanky, gawky, gaudy
A comedian, and a Geordie
I can’t say I’m enthusiastic
Feck off Noble. Verdict: Spastic

No thank you Ross, none of that, we’re just going to kill you

 

[jim]

 

[Marcosdeto]

that's class

1. The Daily Mail

The Daily Mail, what a no-brainer
A total spaz, like Jose Reina
Not only is it full of rubbish
Clueless tripe they shouldn't publish
But as you say, it sees itself
A cut above the tabloid shelf
Xenophobic, smug, bombastic
Vile drivel. Verdict: Spastic.

Give it a fecking rest you cnuts

2. Lorry-drivers

It's true the roads would be much nicer
Without a single lorry-driver
When I broke down, and had to crawl
The flashed their lights, and honked, and bawled
Murderers belong in jail
Not driving, while they read the Mail
Annihilation may sound drastic
But they deserve it. Verdict: Spastic.

These birds had the right idea about how to deal with lorry-drivers. Plus, I’d love
to bone them. Thelma and Louise that is, not truckers. That's revolting... how
could you even think such a thing...you gay spastics

3. Mushrooms

Once, re mushrooms, I agreed
With Davo, who wears drag, in Leeds
“They’re food for those with palates delicate -
Like women, benders, and the celibate”
And yet, in fry-ups, they’re essential
And Magic ones are fecking mental
So lay off mushrooms, they’re fantastic
Verdict: overall, Not Spastic.

Wales, as seen on magic muhrooms, before I took the liberty of annihilating it

4. Forum Spastics

You really are a lazy fecker
Your fourth choice is ‘the forum spacker’
Clueless denizens of gimp-fare
You’ve really gone out on a limb there
You’re meant to root out hidden monginess
Not just state the bleeding obvious
Right then. ‘Gibbering Forum Spastics’:
What a shocker - Verdict: Spastics.

Hello lads

5. Ross Noble

I must confess, though it’s remiss,
I don’t know who Ross Noble is
But I’ve just looked him up on Google
He looks retarded, much like Noodle
His hair is lank, he’s lanky, gawky
He’s a comedian, and a Geordie
I can’t say I’m enthusiastic
Feck off Noble. Verdict: Spastic

No thank you Ross, none of that, we’re just going to kill you

straight to the classics

 

[USDevil]

Shit, Plech, I'd doubt you could top that one. Classics bound for sure. The flow on the Daily Mail is beautiful.

Class rhyme from Davo as well.

 

[RedCanadian]

Annihiliated in rhyme!!!!

Fantastic!!!

 

[Orton]

class!

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Amazing, Plech. Amazing.

 

[Plechazunga]

Well, you know...calling people spastic, in rhyme...it's sort of what I do

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Well, you know...calling people spastic, in rhyme...it's sort of what I do

Very nice, though. Proper pentameter and everything.

Even though you rhymed 'bout spastics
Both form and content were fantastic.

 

[Plechazunga]

I thank you

Next up, Dr Dwayne, for being complimentary about my rhymes...in rhyme