Putting it in rhyme may take some time...Plechazunga said:
Excuse me while I work on mine
Room One O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
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Excuse me while I work on mine
First up I choose bureaucrats
You might be thinking, "why do that?"
As I go off, you’ll find out why
I’d be quite happy for them to die
So my request for Plechazunga
to annihilate these mutherfeckas
Is based on fact they do no work
Just hang about, unionized jerks
Cannot be turfed or terminated
Their employment status never debated
Yes, they are crucial to my role
But every one is an asshole
I think this is quite automatic
Bureaucratic equals spastic
Blogs are next up in my list
I read them and I get quite pissed
In Canada that’s read as angry but also
could be “filled with Brandy”
anyway, back to the topic
Blogs are often so myopic
I want to vomit bile and snot
So Plech, please arrange for a shot
To smite all Bloggers, like cars to Froggers
And save the world from senseless mongers
Third up for Room One O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
May sometimes show a glimpse of thong
But sometimes when a commercial’s on
You’ll see a man, once wore sarongs
He’s wearing these, and n*gga, please
Save these pants for the ladies
Oh, Plech please do us men a favour
send men’s low rise pants
to your annihilator
I like KISS, I really do
The 70’s were ok, too
Ditto for the ‘80s, though
sometimes grand things have gots to go
So when I see on my TV
An ageing legend and family
Ripping off the Oz himself
I think, “Dear God, what fecking else?”
He looks way better with make up on
(Oh no, ’ve I just become a Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime?)
Oh well, my innermost thoughts I’ll hide
Please send Gene Simmons to the Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime side
I am not anti-American
might be biased (I'm part German)
But when the hell did Nike choose
To get involved with football shoes?
And kits, and shorts, and socks to boot?
I think they’re in it for the loot
Not to mention Rooney’s foot
Room One O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime’s where they should be put
You might be thinking, "why do that?"
As I go off, you’ll find out why
I’d be quite happy for them to die
So my request for Plechazunga
to annihilate these mutherfeckas
Is based on fact they do no work
Just hang about, unionized jerks
Cannot be turfed or terminated
Their employment status never debated
Yes, they are crucial to my role
But every one is an asshole
I think this is quite automatic
Bureaucratic equals spastic
Blogs are next up in my list
I read them and I get quite pissed
In Canada that’s read as angry but also
could be “filled with Brandy”
anyway, back to the topic
Blogs are often so myopic
I want to vomit bile and snot
So Plech, please arrange for a shot
To smite all Bloggers, like cars to Froggers
And save the world from senseless mongers
Third up for Room One O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
May sometimes show a glimpse of thong
But sometimes when a commercial’s on
You’ll see a man, once wore sarongs
He’s wearing these, and n*gga, please
Save these pants for the ladies
Oh, Plech please do us men a favour
send men’s low rise pants
to your annihilator
I like KISS, I really do
The 70’s were ok, too
Ditto for the ‘80s, though
sometimes grand things have gots to go
So when I see on my TV
An ageing legend and family
Ripping off the Oz himself
I think, “Dear God, what fecking else?”
He looks way better with make up on
(Oh no, ’ve I just become a Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime?)
Oh well, my innermost thoughts I’ll hide
Please send Gene Simmons to the Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime side
I am not anti-American
might be biased (I'm part German)
But when the hell did Nike choose
To get involved with football shoes?
And kits, and shorts, and socks to boot?
I think they’re in it for the loot
Not to mention Rooney’s foot
Room One O Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime’s where they should be put
kinell Doctor...I'm going to have to have a think about those
I'll get back to you tomorrow...it's not easy you know, being in charge of who's spastic
Not only a doctor but a poet also!!!
Doctor of Rhymes...you missed that thread, I guess.RedCanadian said:
Not only a doctor but a poet also!!!
Missed it, got the link?Dr. Dwayne said:
No. Sorry 'bout that.RedCanadian said:
I am also a convicted story stealer.
Dr. Dwayne said:
Yeah, I remember that thread!
I know for a fact that Dr. Dwayne said Plech's name out loud a few times to find something that rhymes.
love the direction this thread has takenspastics in rhyme we will be making
Dr. Dwayne said:
feckin A+ mate
This is a wonderful thread
Has anyone binned Lily Allen yet.
I might start a Punch Lily Allen thread actually.
I might start a Punch Lily Allen thread actually.
too rightDiego Forlans Headband said:This is a wonderful thread
Come on Plech were waiting for your verdict!
Sorry...I'm a bit worse for wear
Might get onto it in a minute
Does it have to be in cocking rhyme?
Might get onto it in a minute
Does it have to be in cocking rhyme?
Of course.Plechazunga said:
You horse.
1. Bureaucrats
Bureaucrats are pointless twats
In the old days they wore bowler hats
Now on email they just chat
Verdict: Spastic - have some of that.
A bureaucrat, after I've rammed an apple through his face
2. Blogs
Blogs are fecking shite, and gay
Who could give a bugger, pray
About your life, so dull and gray?
No-one. Verdict: Spastic. Yay!
She's alright, but most will now be eradicated
3. Men in Thongs
Fellas wearing fecking thongs?
That just seems so fecking wrong
Plus, they're in that rubbish song
Verdict: Spastic (as in, Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime).
Due for Termination
4. Gene Simmons
I don't know who Simmons is
He looks like he's been soaked in jizz
His real name, though, is Chaim Witz
Not Spastic, then, cos we're both yids.
Simmons: Clearly spasticated, but gets away with it cos I'm biased towards Israel
5. Nike
Nike may be evil yanks
We need them though, to pay off banks
Due to Malcolm Glazer (thanks)
Verdict: Not Spastic. I'm off for a wank.
The tick is not always entirely apt
Bureaucrats are pointless twats
In the old days they wore bowler hats
Now on email they just chat
Verdict: Spastic - have some of that.
A bureaucrat, after I've rammed an apple through his face
2. Blogs
Blogs are fecking shite, and gay
Who could give a bugger, pray
About your life, so dull and gray?
No-one. Verdict: Spastic. Yay!
She's alright, but most will now be eradicated
3. Men in Thongs
Fellas wearing fecking thongs?
That just seems so fecking wrong
Plus, they're in that rubbish song
Verdict: Spastic (as in, Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime).
Due for Termination
4. Gene Simmons
I don't know who Simmons is
He looks like he's been soaked in jizz
His real name, though, is Chaim Witz
Not Spastic, then, cos we're both yids.
Simmons: Clearly spasticated, but gets away with it cos I'm biased towards Israel
5. Nike
Nike may be evil yanks
We need them though, to pay off banks
Due to Malcolm Glazer (thanks)
Verdict: Not Spastic. I'm off for a wank.
The tick is not always entirely apt
thanxs plech
Christ, I value each day this thread continues to live.
Very just decisions Plech!!
Amazing thread!!! How did I miss it till today??
rhyming has only made it better.Right...next up, Dr. Do/Don't
Can anyone play? ie: Me?
Andy offered himselfPlechazunga said:
let him do it
OK then, since it's TV's own Mr Retard
number 1 on my list really blows,
its American teenage based shows,
"Hang Time" gets me screamin'
as does "California Dreamin"
Makes me want to pull my brains out my nose.
number 2 on my list isn't Awesome,
infact its that wank band called "Orson"
Love songs and soft rock,
sung by a bald cock,
their label should be made to divorce em'
Number 3 isn't anything real,
its the way other drivers make me feel,
when they pull out in front,
like an utter fecking cnut,
makes me want them under my wheel
Number 4 is this nobhead at work,
who wears this pompous, shit smirk,
he thinks that he's it,
but he's really a shit,
and clearly, a big grade A berk.
Number 5 on my list is the butty man,
who's fare consists mainly of Spam,
his breads out of date,
and he's always fecking late,
and he comes when I'm sat on the can.
its American teenage based shows,
"Hang Time" gets me screamin'
as does "California Dreamin"
Makes me want to pull my brains out my nose.
number 2 on my list isn't Awesome,
infact its that wank band called "Orson"
Love songs and soft rock,
sung by a bald cock,
their label should be made to divorce em'
Number 3 isn't anything real,
its the way other drivers make me feel,
when they pull out in front,
like an utter fecking cnut,
makes me want them under my wheel
Number 4 is this nobhead at work,
who wears this pompous, shit smirk,
he thinks that he's it,
but he's really a shit,
and clearly, a big grade A berk.
Number 5 on my list is the butty man,
who's fare consists mainly of Spam,
his breads out of date,
and he's always fecking late,
and he comes when I'm sat on the can.
Big Andy said:
These definitely need to be annihilated!!!
1. Yank Teenage-based Shows
These yank teen-based shows you refer to
I've not seen, and so I shall defer to
The opinion you've stated -
If you're wrong, you'll get slated
In English, and Spanish, and Urdu.
Verdict: Spastic
Hang Time
2. Orson
Likewise, this shite “Orson” group
I’ve not heard of – am I out the loop?
But they don’t sound fantastic,
So let them be spastic,
Like your shed-loving Warrington troupe.
Verdict: Spastic
Orson, but even more bi
3. The feeling you get when you're cut up
It is shit, when you see someone’s bonnet
Cut in front, with a Merk sign upon it;
But on Sunday, in Surrey
I was in such a hurry
That I did it three times, if I’m honest.
Verdict: Not Spastic
Mushrooms: traveling to pick them encourages aggressive driving
4. Andy's Smug Colleague
Look, I may be the Grand Spastic-Slayer
But I can’t murder random surveyors
On the strength of reports
From Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime on Sky Sports
And notorious Warrington gayers.
Verdict: Not Spastic
Big Andy’s second-most-recent appearance on Sky Sports
The "Butty-Man"
So hang on, let me get this one straight,
There’s this “butty-man”, who’s always late?
He sounds more like a batty-man
Like the Pope, in the Vatican
Whom you desperately want to fellate.
Verdict: Spastic
Batty-men
These yank teen-based shows you refer to
I've not seen, and so I shall defer to
The opinion you've stated -
If you're wrong, you'll get slated
In English, and Spanish, and Urdu.
Verdict: Spastic
Hang Time
2. Orson
Likewise, this shite “Orson” group
I’ve not heard of – am I out the loop?
But they don’t sound fantastic,
So let them be spastic,
Like your shed-loving Warrington troupe.
Verdict: Spastic
Orson, but even more bi
3. The feeling you get when you're cut up
It is shit, when you see someone’s bonnet
Cut in front, with a Merk sign upon it;
But on Sunday, in Surrey
I was in such a hurry
That I did it three times, if I’m honest.
Verdict: Not Spastic
Mushrooms: traveling to pick them encourages aggressive driving
4. Andy's Smug Colleague
Look, I may be the Grand Spastic-Slayer
But I can’t murder random surveyors
On the strength of reports
From Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime on Sky Sports
And notorious Warrington gayers.
Verdict: Not Spastic
Big Andy’s second-most-recent appearance on Sky Sports
The "Butty-Man"
So hang on, let me get this one straight,
There’s this “butty-man”, who’s always late?
He sounds more like a batty-man
Like the Pope, in the Vatican
Whom you desperately want to fellate.
Verdict: Spastic
Batty-men
Brilliant.
Fantastic Verdicts Plech!!
that pic of andyThis thread is completely fantastic,
And informative - it tells you what's spastic.
And informative - it tells you what's spastic.
Uncover all those spastic twists,
With resident Caf spasteologists.
With resident Caf spasteologists.
Next up in the chair is Sincher
Whose cock is crippled, like Garrincha
Whose cock is crippled, like Garrincha
I guess that means the Caf's Chief Spasticologist is Plech, DS (doctor of spasticology)!Salvation said:
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