Don't have to put a smile in every post to make it an obvious joke though, kills the fun of the game.Not with your first answer.
Don't have to put a smile in every post to make it an obvious joke though, kills the fun of the game.Not with your first answer.
That's it but let's not stop there. Round pitch, 4 goals, 2 balls, 8 referees. And it all takes place inside a cage.Let's just make the pitch a circle, then let's see teams try and shield the ball.
OMG yes! CPZ’s like robot wars back in the day. Have vengeful refs in each corner with various weapons, if you enter the CPZ Mike Dean will slice you up, Michael Oliver will blast you or Jon Moss will tell you to stop taking the piss.....We could have trapdoors that randomly open/close in the corners into something like a snake pit, that would surely stop time wasting
And there's also a lion on the loose.That's it but let's not stop there. Round pitch, 4 goals, 2 balls, 8 referees. And it all takes place inside a cage.
2 teams enter but only 1 team leaves.
I like this idea. It logically follows that we should have offside circles, instead of a line. Any attacker outside of the circumference of the circle of the last defender will now be ruled offside. This should clear up any lingering confusion about the offside rule too.Let's just make the pitch a circle, then let's see teams try and shield the ball.
The way we’ve played in crucial matches, I’d say many of our players do.Why is the ball in the right image larger? Are you also suggesting we need bigger balls?
Nope. I think it's brilliant to be honest. It's probably the only time in football nowadays where players are allowed to be aggressive and a bit of pushing and shoving is allowed.At the end of matches, often a team will get the ball and shield it in the corner. I think we can all agree this is terrible football. To prevent this on a much ignored part of the pitch, there could be a curved corner like in ice hockey to prevent the player from doing this. It can also have form part of the new corner circle to take corners from.
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Is he drawing a dog? He is, he's drawing a dog.
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Possibly but I think we also have to consider here if this is a coded cry for help.excellent way to get around the porn filter. finished just under the 3 minute mark. thank you.
A Lion is good but Lions are better but instead of Lions they're Ligers.And there's also a lion on the loose.
That circle could be the only part of the pitch where you were allowed to tackle with straight legs and studs first, just to get rid of the time wasting cnuts.The intent is noble but the execution is not quite there. The way to do it would be like this :
Now imagine someone trying to shield the ball with that massive old trafford slope? We'd have an instant advantage in Fergie time.
Should the pitch be made of lava?
I want tigers and lions on a leash in every corner. Said leash is losened by a bit everytime the ball is held for 3 seconds.We could have trapdoors that randomly open/close in the corners into something like a snake pit, that would surely stop time wasting
Latching on to this. What if you made a corridor of lines along the touchline that a player, in case of time-wasting, had to follow in order to get to the designated time-wasting area in the corner? That would make it easier for the opposition to track his route to the corner and thus be able to intercept him before reaching the corner.The intent is noble but the execution is not quite there. The way to do it would be like this :
Now imagine someone trying to shield the ball with that massive old trafford slope? We'd have an instant advantage in Fergie time.