Siiiiuuuu

[The Mitcher]

Ya gonna get siuuuuiiuuud!

 

[RedDevilMachine]

He is a narcissistic snake who only cares about himself. The moment we failed to qualify for the CL, he asked to leave and he is only still here because no clubs want him. He would have joined City if we didn't offer him more money and it's no coincidence that the moment he joined the club, the entire team became so disjointed last season and that was the end of Ole's tenure where we ended up in our worst finish. He scored a winning goal yesterday, great. I'm happy about the result but I definitely will not make such cringe and embarrassing posts about how he is a club legend and GOAT.

Take a day off for yourself

Calls people who want Ronaldo to score 'fans' and 'cringemonsters' then goes on to revel in the idea a Manchester United player won't score many more goals this season when we don't have a recognisable CF who can stay fit for consecutive games. Cringe indeed.

I'm far from Ronaldo's biggest fan but he hasn't played due to trying to leave all summer, not having a preseason due to that and Martial being in form, so it's hard to score goals when you don't play. Whether you like him or not, we need him to score goals when Martial is made of glass and Rashford isn't a CF, so it's super weird that you're revelling in the idea that he's finished and won't score more goals this season. If anything, I'd say your behaviour is cringe and embarrassing, apparently you're a fan of the club? Just a long as Ronaldo doesn't score?

How many games has he actually played this season.
Hands up. I am a big Ronaldo fan. As are millions of others both here and around the world.
And I fully accept that at 37, he is no longer the player he once was.
And I also accept that United fans have the right to call him out when he is not performing to their expectations.

But come on. Let's show him the respect he fully deserves.

You sound like you hope this is the case. Why is that? Weird to actively hope a current player doesn't do well.

I bet you are fun at parties....

Make this man a permanent newbie. Pathetic post from a United fan

I'd take over the top positivity about our players than whatever it is you bring to the table as a "supporter".

I'm the same. I'm no fanboy and he obviously is on the slope of decline but some people are almost wishing it on him. The guy actually did a great job yesterday and scored a lovely goal and still some people are just sticking the knife in. Crazy.

Are your other 143 posts as cripplingly miserable as this?

He is a narcissistic snake who only cares about himself. The moment we failed to qualify for the CL, he asked to leave and he is only still here because no clubs want him. He would have joined City if we didn't offer him more money and it's no coincidence that the moment he joined the club, the entire team became so disjointed last season and that was the end of Ole's tenure where we ended up in our worst finish. He scored a winning goal yesterday, great. I'm happy about the result but I definitely will not make such cringe and embarrassing posts about how he is a club legend and GOAT.

Yep sure you're delighted about this, even though hes scoring goals for hmmm the team we all support.

I didn't know the Everton kid whose phone Ronaldo slapped last season is posting on the Caf but you're welcome either way.

Getting mileage out of his new phone now!

Careful now. To you he might be just a footballer but to some of us he is more of “religion” or even a “cult” thing, rather than just a hobby.

You mean United fans?

Haha I love it. Posts like this are awesome. I hope you have a better day today than yesterday, and if not, here’s something to brighten it up:
SIUUUUUUUUUU.

It's weird that you can't be happy he scored without being accused of being a fanboy.

People are weird man, the internet has ruined some people.

The actual rage and bitterness of seeing an United player score is strange, nearly as strange as trawling the internet looking for stats for weeks to discredit him then vanishing when he scores.

Hey man, you can't be happy or hope that, otherwise you're a cringemonster fan boy apparently.

Look there’s a hater here hiding behind a green smiley in cringey/embarrassing manner spreading toxicity around.

That’s sad.

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[P-Ro]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

How very observant of you.

 

[Rightnr]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

You have a larger chip on your shoulder than Ronaldo. Bloody hell, go do something productive

 

[Grande]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Who promoted this troll? Him and Ronaldo deserve each other.

 

[horsechoker]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Explain to me what was wrong with my comment and why I've been quoted

It's weird that you can't be happy he scored without being accused of being a fanboy.

Apparently cheering a United goal means I'm not a United fan...

 

[Desert Eagle]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

You said nothing wrong in your initial post but I'd advise not calling people fake fans if possible it just ruins your point and makes you seem more interested in internet point scoring than healthy community discussion.

 

[Lyng]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Good luck getting promoted with trainwreck posts like this....

 

[crossy1686]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

This is how you make yourself a perma-newb

 

[Berbasbullet]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Rigggght... im not a united fan because I enjoyed Ronaldo scoring goals for us? Grow up mate.

 

[Berbasbullet]

Explain to me what was wrong with my comment and why I've been quoted



Apparently cheering a United goal means I'm not a United fan...

Same! Such a terrible fan for enjoying us scoring goals.

 

[RedRonaldo]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Erm, judging by the date you have joined this forum and the way your are acting here, I assume either you are just a newbie supporter who doesn’t know what you are talking about, or you are just a wum.

 

[Volumiza]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

I stand by my comment, so what? Nothing controversial. Slithery spunk splat of a post.

 

[P-Ro]

Erm, judging by the date you have joined this forum and the way your are acting here, I assume either you are just a newbie supporter who doesn’t know what you are talking about, or you are just a wum.

To be fair to the guy, he had no idea that by typing that he would have simultaneously been insulting your religion, your hobby and your son. Give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[DWelbz19]

To be fair to the guy, he had no idea that by typing that he would have simultaneously been insulting your religion, your hobby and your son. Give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[RedRonaldo]

To be fair to the guy, he had no idea that by typing that he would have simultaneously been insulting your religion, your hobby and your son. Give him the benefit of the doubt.

I have no idea you find that insulting. Geez relax.

 

[Deery]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Weird these Messi fans, let it go man.

 

[arnie_ni]

Weird these Messi fans, let it go man.

 

[Pickle85]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Heh.

 

[Giggsy13]

Shut this toxic wasteland down!

 

[Pickle85]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

You do realize that nothing that has happened since to invalidate the posts stating that you were acting like a miserable nob and noting that it's weird for a fan to want one of their own players to do badly.

You were and it is.

 

[Desert Eagle]

Shut this toxic wasteland down!

Agreed. Mods please lock this thread

 

[OrcaFat]

Is there a happy medium that says he’s scored some useful goals for us but he’s not the player he was?

Okay so he doesn’t seem to realise he’s not the player he was. But it has to be hard for him to face up to that. His mental state does seem to have been affected by all the things that have happened to him, good and bad.

“Go where your heart takes you, with our blessing and good wishes.” (But please don’t ask for a pay off…)

 

[Sandikan]

Quote some silly kid making a miserable post saying are his other 100 posts as miserable, and somehow Ronaldo acting up somehow justifies it?

 

[Red00012]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Looks like I’m not a Man Utd fan because I told you to have a day off for yourself . If only
life was so simple as that .
Also 2 likes in 12 months shows exactly what you are offering on here…:

 

[The Mitcher]

SIUUUUUU never ever again. This aged so damn well. I've said it time and time again, Ronaldo is a narcissistic snake an egomaniac who only cares about himself and never about the club. All these posters are so cringe and embarrassing. You guys are not Man Utd fans. Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Sucks to be SIUUUI!