Inigo Montoya
Leave Wayne Rooney alone!!
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Fantast- ick!He’s apparently a sports and fitness teacher, not a geography one so he wouldn’t really know the answer to that
Fantast- ick!He’s apparently a sports and fitness teacher, not a geography one so he wouldn’t really know the answer to that
Gotcha. So we are both right.Edit: interim coach
Indeed!Gotcha. So we are both right.
This last line answers a lot of questions on here.Fernandes drop in form?
“His form is very good, just voted Player of the Month. Not tired, no, no chance. He is one of the players that runs and covers the ground every single game, good at recharging his batteries, and if he scored his free-kick, if it just had a little air on the ball when Luke put the cross in he’d have been lauded as best player in Premier League again.
He’s been immense. He’s not tired and if I ask him he’ll say there’s no chance he’s tired. He’s expected to create goals, score goals and sometimes the margins are against him. That free-kick, thought that was in, some passes he plays are marginal, on or off, he’s always on the verge of creating something when he loses the ball and that’s what he’s been told to do, I want him to play the passes he sees.”
Didn’t answer the one about if he’s happy being Utd manager though!’This last line answers a lot of questions on here.
Can a bird activate a speed camera?What’s the fastest land animal?
What a delicious response in every single way. Particularly the bolded partsFernandes drop in form?
“His form is very good, just voted Player of the Month. Not tired, no, no chance. He is one of the players that runs and covers the ground every single game, good at recharging his batteries, and if he scored his free-kick, if it just had a little air on the ball when Luke put the cross in he’d have been lauded as best player in Premier League again.
He’s been immense. He’s not tired and if I ask him he’ll say there’s no chance he’s tired. He’s expected to create goals, score goals and sometimes the margins are against him. That free-kick, thought that was in, some passes he plays are marginal, on or off, he’s always on the verge of creating something when he loses the ball and that’s what he’s been told to do, I want him to play the passes he sees.”
Brilliant response, taking all the heat of the player onto himself.What a delicious response in every single way. Particularly the bolded parts
Luke Shaw, when the lunch buffet opens...What’s the fastest land animal?
Dan JamesWhat’s the fastest land animal?
Thank you OleDan James
at the spoiler.Team news latest as two players ruled out
“Well, we’ve not got test results from COVID and it’s almost 30 hours ago, so hope we get them soon. Everyone trained this morning. Brandon and Phil Jones didn’t train and the rest were on the pitch.”
I should bloody hope so at that price!Amad Diallo - first impression?
“Very good. He can handle the ball, he’s enjoyed training, makes a difference in training, which is quite remarkable at his age. Some adjustment to settle into the hustle and bustle of the Premier League but I can’t see it’s too long until he’s in the squad.
Hopefully this will bring an end to my recent pet peeve on the cafe of posters following every Bruno performance with “he looks knackered and needs a rest” regardless of what goes on during the game. Despite repeatedly covering more ground than everyone. Now Ole has told us all he’s fine.Fernandes drop in form?
“His form is very good, just voted Player of the Month. Not tired, no, no chance. He is one of the players that runs and covers the ground every single game, good at recharging his batteries, and if he scored his free-kick, if it just had a little air on the ball when Luke put the cross in he’d have been lauded as best player in Premier League again.
He’s been immense. He’s not tired and if I ask him he’ll say there’s no chance he’s tired. He’s expected to create goals, score goals and sometimes the margins are against him. That free-kick, thought that was in, some passes he plays are marginal, on or off, he’s always on the verge of creating something when he loses the ball and that’s what he’s been told to do, I want him to play the passes he sees.”
There is such thing as mental fatigue too you know.Hopefully this will bring an end to my recent pet peeve on the cafe of posters following every Bruno performance with “he looks knackered and needs a rest” regardless of what goes on during the game. Despite repeatedly covering more ground than everyone. Now Ole has told us all he’s fine.
Shots fired to those over at ArsenalWorried by top six record?
“Of course we’ve had some tight games against the teams around us this season, it’s gonna be tight. Tottenham are the only team around us who have beaten us, not conceded Chelsea, City, Liverpool. Built some defensive momentum and if you keep on winning the games we have done lately I think we’ve got a good chance of staying competitive towards the end.”
Yeh, I randomly watched that game...Fulham were good - Chelsea even huffed and puffed when they went down to 10 men.They really aren’t. 11v 11 against Chelsea and it could have been the opposite result. They really pressured Spurs too.
That's great I didnt even know you could do that! Phil JonesTeam news latest as two players ruled out
“Well, we’ve not got test results from COVID and it’s almost 30 hours ago, so hope we get them soon. Everyone trained this morning. Brandon and Phil Jones didn’t train and the rest were on the pitch.”
Hopefully this will bring an end to my recent pet peeve on the cafe of posters following every Bruno performance with “he looks knackered and needs a rest” regardless of what goes on during the game. Despite repeatedly covering more ground than everyone. Now Ole has told us all he’s fine.
What’s the fastest land animal?
Yeah, I was thinking the same. Dreadful question.What kind of question is that ffs?
Not knowing the answer to this would be pretty embarrassing to anyone. Perfect question to ask on Ex on the Beach.He’s apparently a sports and fitness teacher, not a geography one so he wouldn’t really know the answer to that
Yeah we should definitely be looking to rotate him & Rashford in these kind of games, obviously they shouldn't be left out completely but maybe just left on the bench because won't be many opportunities to do thisHe still needs some rest regardless of whether he is Traveller or not. He has played way too much football. We should start resting him for DVB when we face the likes of fulham
Team news latest as two players ruled out
“Well, we’ve not got test results from COVID and it’s almost 30 hours ago, so hope we get them soon. Everyone trained this morning. Brandon and Phil Jones didn’t train and the rest were on the pitch.”
They played very well against Chelsea
Stop telling porkies ...they’re awful
Agreed, but let’s be honest anything less than 3 points to Utd would be considered a big shock.They played very well against Chelsea
I am not gonna lie some of Ole's earlier pressers used to make me feel a bit meh but since we have got oursleves into the mix he has definitely starting talking with a lot more authority and intensity
Pointless question. Just trying to sound smartAre you enjoying being United manager?
“Of course I’m enjoying it, I wouldn’t do it if I didn’t and didn’t feel I was giving something back to the club, I can’t say there’s a lot I don’t enjoy.
I don’t enjoy leaving players out, it’s hard for big games, players who deserve to play, it’s a difficult job to tell them on Sunday they’re not in a job and on Monday they’re back in a job.
The chat to explain why they don’t play isn’t a good one because of reasons to play but that’s what I love about the job as well, working with human beings, to get the job of individuals so we can get the team together. “
I like the idea of it on paper but we don’t seem to score with out Bruno, we need him to play every game, his rest time can be when he’s subbed off or on.He still needs some rest regardless of whether he is Traveller or not. He has played way too much football. We should start resting him for DVB when we face the likes of fulham
I am a massive fan of Grealish but looking at it balance wise Sancho would be the smart one as he plays on the RWI like the idea of it on paper but we don’t seem to score with out Bruno, we need him to play every game, his rest time can be when he’s subbed off or on.
It’s why we really need another creative player more than anything else like Grealish but I suppose I could settle for Maddison.
Yes mate. I can personally attest to that fact, as my missus has been done by a speed camera twice in the last 24 months. And I can add to that 1 bus lane violation, a parking violation on a street and another parking violation in a local park. All in the 2 years.Can a bird activate a speed camera?