- Joined
- Sep 26, 2006
- Messages
- 1,813
When Nemanja Vidic does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing
the Earth down.
The chief export of Nemanja Vidic is Pain.
Nemanja Vidic once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there
was a stripper in it.
Nemanja Vidic grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his
own rage.
Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of
the team for being early
Nemanja Vidic once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him
blink.
Nemanja Vidic puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Nemanja Vidic died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the
courage to tell him.
Nemanja Vidic doesn't head the ball away, the ball heads the other way.
The 'big bang' was a Nemanja Vidic tackle.
Nemanja Vidic plays international football for Serbia & Montenegro because
he didn't feel like choosing.
the Earth down.
The chief export of Nemanja Vidic is Pain.
Nemanja Vidic once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there
was a stripper in it.
Nemanja Vidic grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his
own rage.
Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of
the team for being early
Nemanja Vidic once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him
blink.
Nemanja Vidic puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Nemanja Vidic died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the
courage to tell him.
Nemanja Vidic doesn't head the ball away, the ball heads the other way.
The 'big bang' was a Nemanja Vidic tackle.
Nemanja Vidic plays international football for Serbia & Montenegro because
he didn't feel like choosing.