Songs for David Moyes

[Ruud10]

As long as you avoid rhyming "David Moyes" with "little boys", I'm what whatever you all come up with!

 

[starman]

David Moyes, David Moyes oh what success he will bring?
David Moyes, David Moyes he look like a Chicken Wing
Loved by the Blue &...now... the... Reds...!
David Moyes David Moyes, David Moyes....

 

[Rams]

Davie Moyes
Davie Moyes
Are you Fergie in disguise
Are you Fergie in disguise

 

[starman]

David Moyes, Superstar!
David Moyes, Superstar!
David Moyes, Superstar!

 

[FortBoyard]

Thin Lizzy - The boys are back in town

Guess who joined United today,
A furrow browed Scot, our fears he can't allay.
Things have changed, haven't they?
Oh man, I wish Fergie hadn't got lazy.

Fans were wondering who'd be crowned,
what glorious successor could be found?
Pep, Mourinho surely they're around?
Did Fergie suggest this? Is he crazy...

Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
I said
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.

You know Sir Alex has won the lot,
His trophy haul won't be forgot,
Davey Moyes, well he's won jot,
and now I'm just steaming...

Fergies shoes, Dave ain't fit to lace.
And somehow he has a less attractive face,
I'll doubt he can even get us second place,
I just don't want him! Forget it!

Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
I said
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.

Alex got us here through sheer strength of will,
We knew it'd be hard for someone to fit that bill,
But after saying that, yeah even still...
This appointment is just pathetic!

That's why we have to sing this song,
To get us through, because we know it won't be long,
Till the results go very wrong
and Moyes goes back to Everton


Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
I said
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.
Moyes, cos' Fergies backing down.

 

[rimaldo]

good charlotte - girls and boys

we don't like moyes, we want ancelotti,
moyes will break our hearts and waste our money.

 

[77]

Davo Moyes Red and white army BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Who let the Moyes out
Who who who
Who let the Moyes out
Who who who

 

[iczster]

To the tune of come on feel the noise by Slade

Moysey Moysey Moysey

When I was at Everton
Well I had no money
And I don't know why
And I don't know why

I never won a single trophy
And it's just not funny
And I don't know why
And I don't know why

So come on feel the Moyse
Lets all get behind the boyz
We go wild wild wild
We go wild wild wild

So you think I've got a funny face
Well I'm a mean go getter
We want more more more
Hell bring them trophies to the door
Make Fergie roar roar roar

So come on feel the Moyse
Lets all get behind the boyz
We go wild wild wild
We go wild wild wild

UNITED UNITED UNITED

 

[Backrow Singer]

Some decent shouts, but they won't catch on. Simple and catch is the way forward.

 

[iczster]

Some decent shouts, but they won't catch on. Simple and catch is the way forward.

We sing stuff longer than some of the suggestions in here. It's not all about one versers

 

[CassiusClaymore]

To the tune of Wild Boys by Duran Duran...

Dave Moyes
Never loooooses
Dave Moyes
Never chose this way
Dave Moyes
Has the biggest eyes
Dave Moyes
Alwaaaaaaays shines

 

[Judge Red]

Oh David,
You came and you bought us Ronaldo
And Falcao too
Oh David,
You arrived and stopped us from shaking
With treble no.2
Oh David

 

[Backrow Singer]

David Moyes, David Moyes,
Davey, Davey Moyes,
He's got red hair but we don't care,
David, David Moyes.

 

[iczster]

Oh David,
You came and you bought us Ronaldo
And Falcao too
Oh David,
You arrived and stopped us from shaking
With treble no.2
Oh David

 

[Plechazunga]

I read the news today, oh Moyes
About a lucky man who got the job
And though the news was extremely fecking depressing
Well I just had to laugh

From the Swansea thread:

Moyes, Moyes, Moyes, we're looking for a good time
Moyes, Moyes, Moyes, we're ready for some love

Cum on, feel the Moyes
Scholes and the boys
We get mild, mild, mild

The mild Moyes is calling
Many people think he's dire
Of Blue Moon he's a member, and
He runs RAWK on the side.
Mild Moyes, always far from glory
Useless and so hungered
For all our best players to sell
He'll toss Rooney by the wayside
In a sore afraid new world.

He'll try to break us
Looks like it's down to when

Mild Moyes! never wins it
Mild Moyes! will throw Scholes away
Mild Moyes! has massive eyes
Mild Moyes always shite.

Ooh...
Sexy Moyes
Ooh...
Sexy Moyes

Où sont tes héros aux corps d'athlètes (ah...)?
Qui a acheté Gibson et vendu Arteta?

Ooh...
Sexy Moyes
Ooh...
Sexy Moyes

Il le succéde qui succéda Grand Ron
Dans ses yeux est l'âme d'un poisson
Je veux voir Bebe avec Anichebe, et Dong

Ooh...
Sexy Moyes
Ooh...
Sexy Moyes

The caf's like a jungle
We're not very pleased
Have to sign Ronnie
For some peace
Just yesterday
Loving the title
Now we're all annoyed
Unfunny bitches
There's no chance of
Finding some

Fans who like Moyes
Who like Moyes more than Scholes
Who think Moyes is like Scholes
Who want Scholes less than Moyes
Always should be someone redcafe loves.

Come on feel the Moyes
Don't throw out your toys
And go wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild.

So you think I got the goggle eyes?
I tell you honey
I don't know why
I don't know why

So you think my record's shite?
Well Kenwright's got no money
I don't know why -
Blood Brothers is
Still running

Cum on Phil, the Moyes
Cum on Phil, the Moyes
Go wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild.

Lets hear it for the Moyes
Lets give the Moyes a hand
Lets hear it for my Bébé
You know you go to understand

 

[Brightonian]

[To Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic.]

Down on Merseyside
Kenwright screams
You're nowhere
To be seen

Leave Jelavic and Tim Howard behind
But bring Leighton Baines along for the ride
Forget all the buys from the bargain bin
Your new club are well quids in.

Pep's got a team.
Klopp is green.
And feck Maureeeeeen!

Moyes, Moyes, Moyes at Old Trafford
Moyes, Moyes, Moyes at Old Trafford
Moyes, Moyes, Moyes at Old Trafford
Moyes, Moyes, Moyes at Old Trafford

Enjoy
RVP.
Keep Rooney.
(Screw PSG!)

Kevin Mirallas was your best man
But he's barely a step up from Obertan
Buy Falcao, Reus or Van der Wiel
Just don't strengthen the midfield!

Caftards scream
Fergie schemes
New regime...

Moyes, Moyes, Moyes at Old Trafford
Moyes, Moyes, Moyes at Old Trafford
Moyes, Moyes, Moyes at Old Trafford
Moyes, Moyes, Moyes at Old Trafford

 

[KiD MoYeS]

To the tune of 'Sk8er Boi' by Avril Lavigne.

He was a ginger Moyes, we said, "See ya later, Moyes."
He wasn't good enough for Spurs.
We had a title race but his head was up in space.
He needed to come back down to earth.

He was a ginger Moyes, we said, "See ya later, Moyes."
He wasn't good enough for Spurs.
Now he's a super coach
Winnin' with his approach
Do our fans see what he's worth?

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Daaaaaa...viddddd... Moyes, Moyes, Moyes
feck Mourinho, Klopp and Woy
David Moyes Moyes Moyes
Come on lads lets make some noise
He is mad and a Scot
but he hasn't won a lot
But he's loyal, thats a fact.
So lets lump it from the back...

 

[Don't Kill Bill]

What you gonna do now you've got money.

And Ferguson is at your side.

You've been in training.

Eleven years and waiting.

To get some silverware to shine.


Dave Moyes na na na na na na na.

Dave Moyes na na na na na na na.

 

[kf]

Choose one depending on your opinion...

Moyes belongs to Glasgow
They can have him back!

Moysie comes from Scotland
Like Alex and like Matt
And when he saw Old Trafford
He said I fancy that
We didn't go for Jose
Or anyone of note
We went for David Moyes
Because he wouldn't rock the boat

Moysie comes from Scotland
Like Alex and like Matt
And when he saw Old Trafford
He said I fancy that
We didn't go for Jose
Or any other nob
We went for David Moyes
'Cos he's the best man for the job

 

[Plechazunga]

Moysie comes from Scotland
Like Alex and like Matt
And when he saw Old Trafford
He said I fancy that
We didn't go for Jose
Or anyone of note
We went for David Moyes
Because he wouldn't rock the boat

Moysey, Moysey,
You joined us from the Scouse
We’re not noisy
Our crowd’s like a giant mouse
But we’re not hooked on grieving
Our frontman isn't teething
And when you play
A game away
We won’t come and rob your house.

 

[Eyepopper]

Moyyyyyyeeeeeessssss wooaaa
Moyyyyyyeeeeeessssss wooaaa
He came from Everton
With massive ginger plums

 

[Judge Red]

Moyesy, Moysey, give us your answer do
Did the Glazers say they're completely broke
When they turned their attentions to you?

It won't be a stylish marriage
Our only good midfielder is Carrick
Our defence is old
We're wearing green and gold
Because Norwich are above us in the league

 

[Relevated]

When we found ourselves in times of trouble, David said please sign me. I will be the answer, said moysey. David moyes, David moyes, David moyes, David moyes. I will be the answer, said moysey.

 

[Plechazunga]

Hey Moyes... new Scholes?... Superstar... eBay?... Here we go!

 

[sincher]

Choose one depending on your opinion...

Moyes belongs to Glasgow
They can have him back!

Moysie comes from Scotland
Like Alex and like Matt
And when he saw Old Trafford
He said I fancy that
We didn't go for Jose
Or anyone of note
We went for David Moyes
Because he wouldn't rock the boat

Moysie comes from Scotland
Like Alex and like Matt
And when he saw Old Trafford
He said I fancy that
We didn't go for Jose
Or any other nob
We went for David Moyes
'Cos he's the best man for the job

I prefer the ones that slag him off for no reason though.

 

[kf]

Moysey, Moysey,
You joined us from the Scouse
We’re not noisy
Our crowd’s like a giant mouse
But we’re not hooked on grieving
Our frontman isn't teething
And when you play
A game away
We won’t come and rob your house.

 

[sincher]

I can't sleep tonight
Everybody saying everything's alright
Still I can't close my eyes
I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights
Fergie days
Where have you gone?
I get the strangest feeling Moyes is wrong.

Please don't sign that Fellaini
Go for Ross Barkley, he's only nineteen
Please don't sign that Fellaini
Or Baines, cos though he runs like lightning
I find his face quite frightening

 

[Adzzz]

One of Plech's lines is about having eyes which contain the soul of a fish.

 

[Cling Bak]

David Moyes, superstar
Got less medals than Steve Gerrard...

 

[Brightonian]

Hey, Moyes is boss now
Which might seem crazy
But we just hired him
To sign Fellaini

 

[Genius Me!]

I'm here just waiting for Brightonian to arrive and give me my next orders.

Edit: Turns out he's already here.

 

[Brightonian]

I'm here just waiting for Brightonian to arrive and give me my next orders.

Edit: Turns out he's already here.

You snooze you lose.

Well, for a certain definition of 'lose', anyway. Making up songs about David Moyes to the tune of Carly Rae Jepsen songs - one could argue that we're all losers here...

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

To the tune of Spice Girls' Wannabe:

If you wanna replace Fergie
A wavin' to the Stretford End
Last a generation, get contract extensions
If you wanna replace Fergie, you have got to win
Cups and Leagues in England, and Europe once again

Yo, I'll tell ya who we want
Who we really really want
We wanna, we wanna, we wanna, we wanna, we wanna really
really really wanna...David Moyes?!? Huh?

 

[Genius Me!]

To the tune of Spice Girls when 2 become 1.

Fergie and Moyes forever
A dream of you and him together
Say you believe it, say you believe it

Free your mind of Merseyside
Out of Fergies shadow, no need to hide
21 titles is near in sight
We can achieve it, we can achieve it

Come a little bit closer David
Lift the cup, lift the cup
'Cause tonight is the night when 2 become 1

I need some medals like I never needed medals before
(Wanna lift trophies with you David)
We've won it 3 times, now We're coming back for 4
(Wanna lift trophies with you David)
Set the hoof ball free, it's the only way to be

 

[kf]

(he ain't heavy....)

Now Fergie's gone
The future is far from clear
And RedCafe is full of fear
Full of fear
Let's get behind
The man who will lead our team
He ain't Special
He's just Moysie

 

[londonredmaniac]

To he runs of boys don't cry by the cure.

If you crashed a lorry into David Moyes then you will find
That he'd fecking crush it with a stare of his mental eyes.

He'll straighten out our Ando and make him feck off all the pies
And win the league and cup a shit load of consecutive times

So give Moyes time
Moyes will be fine.

 

[londonredmaniac]

Moysey, Moysey,
You joined us from the Scouse
We’re not noisy
Our crowd’s like a giant mouse
But we’re not hooked on grieving
Our frontman isn't teething
And when you play
A game away
We won’t come and rob your house.

 

[londonredmaniac]

Just turned on the news
It's ginger Davy!
Not Klopp or Jose
I like gravy