Songs for David Moyes

[Plechazunga]

There are a lot about, they need collecting into one thread.

It's Moyes, ingrates,
Now cease to pound
Your chests, and wail, and screech
He might not be
Mourinho
But at least he's not
Dalglish.

We've had a quarter century
Of constant victories
If we turn into
Everton
Well at least we won't
be Leeds.

 

[Randall Flagg]

AN had an excellent one in a thread earlier

 

[sincher]

Need a mod to move posts from the matchday thread vs Swansea. I know I can't be arsed to quote n post.

 

[Mad Winger]

It's hard to believe it's not SAF
It's Moyes, you knooow...

 

[Nick 0208 Ldn]

Just for the hysterics [and some originality] i think the entire Stretford End should do a Moyes style rendition of this :

 

[gormless]

Guess who got the job today?
That wild Eyed Moyes, not old Jose
It's all changed, Haven't much to say
But man i still think them glazers are crazy
They were askin' if Jose were around
How he was where he could be found
Told 'em he was livin' downtown
Driving old Casillas crazy

It's Moyes we're going down It's Moyes we're going down
It's Moyes we're going down It's Moyes we're going down
It's Moyes you f*ckin' clown It's Moyes were going down
It's Moyes we're going down It's Moyes we're going down


not mine. somebody else posted it, can't find the post to quote, and but has it copied to send to a friend

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Cina had a bunch of good ones. Mine were:

David Moyes is Magic, he wears a tracksuit top
feck of all you hipsters, go worship Jurgen Klopp
We didn't want Mourinho, Pep or AVB
Now lets go ransack Everton, and get Hibbert on a free

and

There's a vacancy... in the neighbourhood... who ya gonna call?
DAVE MOYES!
That's a bit weird, is his record that good? Who do you want to call?
DAVE MOYES!

I ain't afraid of Longball
I ain't afraid of No Haul

I say again, now Fergie's left, who ya wanna call?
DAVE MOYES
Are you crazy man? Get Mourinho instead! Who ya wanna call?
DAVE MOYES

I ain't afraid of no Scot
I ain't afraid of 4th Spot


Moysing makes me feel good....

 

[Irwinwastheking]

The

Moyes Moyes Moyes, we're looking for a good win

line seems the most likely to catch on.

 

[Cina]

Cina had a bunch of good ones. Mine were:

David Moyes is Magic, he wears a tracksuit top
feck of all you hipsters, go worship Jurgen Klopp
We didn't want Mourinho, Pep or AVB
Now lets go ransack Everton, and get Hibbert on a free

if you insist, that's ^ still the best of the lot though.

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch are you sure that's not Gollum
Fellaini and Gibson - very very frightening me
Moyesy, Moyesy,
Moyesy, Moyesy,
Moyesy Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just an ugly boy and no club wants me
He's just an ugly boy from a small club you see
Spare us our club from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - for feck sake Moyesy just say no!

Oh, oh-oh I got eyes that keep on bulgin'
Oh, oh-oh I got eyes that keep on bulgin'
I'm a lonely Moyes
I'm a lonely Moyes
Oh, oh-oh I got eyes that keep on bulgin', bulgin', bulgin'

Oh Moyesy,
you came and you gave us Fellaini,
and ruined our play,

Oh Moyesy,
You changed us from winners to losers,
please just go awaaaay.

Oh Moyesy!

 

[SteveJ]

His hair, it proved he was a Red (Moyesy, Moyesy)
"I'd rather have José instead," (said Mockney, Mockney)
We brought the lad from sunny Scouse,
FSG have boarded-up his house (Moyesy, Moysey)

 

[Raven Blade]

Keep On, David Moyes, Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Win The Lot
Keep On, David Moyes, Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Win The Lot

 

[Stobzilla]

They tried to break us,
Looks like they'll try again

Wild Moyes (WILD MOYES !) never lose it
Wild Moyes (WILD MOYES !) never chose this way
Wild Moyes (WILD MOYES !) never close your eyes
Wild Moyes (WILD MOYES !) always shine

 

[Zarlak]

Moyes Moyes wherever you may be
You weren't my first choice but I'll let it be
It could be worse, could have been Kean
My how pissed Moses would've been.

 

[The Neviller]

We love you Moysey, we do
We love you Moysey, we do
We love you moysey, we do
Oh Moysey we love you
Until you lose your first game or don't win the champions league and then you can feck off because we thought you were shit to start with.

I think the last bit needs work.

 

[Steev]

DA-VID MOYES!
Doo Do-Do Doo Doo
MOYES!

 

[NinjaFletch]

His song will be a variation of

'He *insert thing he does* when he wants, he's David Moyes, he *insert thing he does* when he wants'

 

[Zarlak]

His song will be a variation of

'He *insert thing he does* when he wants, he's David Moyes, he *insert thing he does* when he wants'

Smiles?

 

[Sir Matt]

We love you Moysey, we do
We like you Moysey, we do
We likeyou moysey, we do
Oh Moysey we like you!

I think the last bit needs work.

Fixed. I bet you told every girl you dated you loved her on the first date.

 

[77]

Dave Moyes Dave Moyes
What you gonna do?
Davey is a Red
And he used to be a blue

Dave Moyes Dave Moyes.

(Bad boys song from Cops)

 

[Waltraute]

'He *insert thing he does* when he wants, he's David Moyes, he *insert thing he does* when he wants'

I think we should go with that one as is. 'He insert thing, he does, when he wants!'

My other fave so far is Wild Moyes.

 

[Relevated]

Then one rainy summers day
Glazer came to say:
"David with your fist so tight,
won't you lead my team tonight?"

'fist so tight' needs work. rudolph the red nosed reindeer tune.

 

[Ludens the Red]

He's big he's bad, he's David Moyes
The baddest man in all the town
With Ginger hair beware
Come and have a go if you dare!

 

[Zarlak]

Then one rainy summers day
Glazer came to say:
"David with your fist so tight,
won't you lead my team tonight?"

'fist so tight' needs work. rudolph the red nosed reindeer tune.

How about...

Then one rainy summers day
Glazer came to say
''David with your fist so tight
You allowed to spend now, it's all right. ''

 

[Relevated]

Rise this morning, Smiled with the rising sun
3 little jews, sat by my doorstep
saying nice things, about david moyes
saying, this is my message to you-ou-ou

Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing,
'Cause Moyes is gonna make everything alright.
Singin': "Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing,
'Cause Moyes is gonna make everything alright!

maybe the '3 little jews' bit needs work

 

[SteveJ]

Everybody's talking all this stuff about him
Why don't they just let him live?
Don't need the Caf's permission to make his own decisions:
That's Moyes' prerogative...

 

[Drainy]

I don't care if you were a blue, your hair is red and your football's poo
United, I just care about you.. so Moyesy I'm in love

 

[Backrow Singer]

Davey Moyes,
Davey Moyes,
Davey, Davey Moyes,
He's for red hair but we don't care,
Davey, Davey Moyes.

Simple, and has been proven to be effective.

 

[duffer]

Hey Giggs
Hey Moyles
Superstar Phelan
Here we go!

You are welcome.

 

[Stobzilla]

Hey Giggs
Hey Moyles
Superstar Phelan
Here we go!

You are welcome.

You stole Solius' song idea.

Booooourns.

 

[Backrow Singer]

I'm thinking something on the lines of 'Viva David Moyes", but I'm not sure about the lyrics.

We spent ages thinking of lyrics for RVP, but we went for the most simply option possible and look what happened. Something catchy and simple is needed.

 

[Scrumpet]

I read the news today, oh Moyes
About a lucky man who got the job
And though the news was extremely fecking depressing
Well I just had to laugh

 

[SteveJ]

I read the news today, oh Moyes
About a lucky man who got the job
And though the news was extremely fecking depressing
Well I just had to laugh

 

[duffer]

You stole Solius' song idea.

Booooourns.

Lies! He must of deleted it then, I can't see it.

I've been called some bad things on my time here but I will not stand to be accused of crappy joke thievery!

 

[rednev]

Hey Moyes (MOYES!), you used to manage Everton and you're from Scotland
But now you manage United now that Fergie's gone
Moyes (MOYES), you have blue eyes and so did Fergie
But all that matters is the football, so please don't ruin our club
Moyes (MOYES), manager of United
Moyes.

Moyes (MOYES!)

 

[Solius]

You stole Solius' song idea.

Booooourns.

Lies! He must of deleted it then, I can't see it.

I've been called some bad things on my time here but I will not stand to be accused of crappy joke thievery!

https://www.redcafe.net/f6/moyes-confirms-hes-leaving-everton-370510/index5.html#post13439800

 

[duffer]

https://www.redcafe.net/f6/moyes-confirms-hes-leaving-everton-370510/index5.html#post13439800

That's a different thread!

Not guilty.

 

[duffer]

I will admit "Superstar exodus" is much better than mine.

 

[bbest]

who the fook are you, david fooking moyes
just 'cause you're a Scot, you think you are SAF so hot
but if you bring Felaini over, u better do more than hoof
'cause when Stretford end gets going, it's Manchester United you're seeing.

 

[SteveJ]

https://www.redcafe.net/f6/duffer-confirms-that-he's-a-plagiarist-370510/index5.html#post13439800

lol

 

[ste_michaels]

You buy on the cheap
Your wages aren't steeep
David moyes
Your style of football scares
Me out of my sleep