Songs for Mourinho

[Dr. Dwayne]

To the tune of the Christmas carol Up on the Housetop:

Jo, Jo, Jo -se
Mourinho
Jo, Jo, Jo -se
Mourinho
Now at Old Trafford, it's real trick
Top of the league, y'all can suck on it

Far from my best but something to get you started.

 

[Attila]

Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho

A chelsea classic

 

[SteveJ]

Yup, the Chelsea one:

Ho zay Mureenio
Ho zay Mureenio
Ho zay Mureenio
Ho zay Mureenio
Ho zay Mureenio
And also Chelsea Chelsea

 

[Giggs86]

Mourinho, wooah
Mourinho, wooah
He came from Portugal
He made the scousers cry
Mourinho...

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

 

[GE]

The 'Chelsea Classic' needs to be blurted out at our first home game of the season throughout the whole match to make Jose feel at home.

 

[Silva]

Lasted 4 seconds.

 

[SteveJ]

He's the trouble starter, punking instigator.
He's the win-addicted, Wenger is castrated

 

[AbusementPark]

So long as the other Chelsea classic doesn't follow him of the

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea chant.

Adapted to sing as United, United, United.

Not technically a Mourinho chant but it could follow him.

 

[Judge Red]

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix's Red and White Army!
José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix's Red and White Army!
José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix's Red and White Army!

 

[VeevaVee]

Jo, Jo, Jo -se
Mourinho
Jo, Jo, Jo -se
Mourinho
Now at Old Trafford, it's real trick
Top of the league, y'all can suck on it

This is so American

Yeah I know you're Canadian

 

[2 man midfield]

Mourinhooooo, are you listening?
You'd better get, to first position
cos we want the league back
Or you'll get the sack
Walking in a Woodward wonderland

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Mourinhooooo, are you listening?
You'd better get, to first position
cos we want the league back
Or you'll get the sack
Walking in a Woodward wonderland

love it, bravo!

 

[Sheldon69]

Woh woh woh ,it's Jose
You know
Jose mou rin i oh !

(Now it looks like carricks done it could replace the "you'd never believe it's not scholes" chant )

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Viva Mourinho!
Viva Mourinho!
He'll poke you in the eye
Make the scousers cry
Viva Mourinho!

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Lasted 4 seconds.

Your loss, you missed out on an incredible finale.

 

[2 man midfield]

Lasted 4 seconds.

You tried wanking to it too?

 

[Snowjoe]

He's our twat, he's in our house, and he hates the fecking Scouse Mourinhoooooooooooooooooooo Mourinhoooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Kostur]

Lasted 4 seconds.

Congratulations.

 

[SteveJ]

I should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
I should be so lucky
F*ck you, Liverpool

 

[Snowjoe]

Theres a man who's on my miiiiind
Made the scousers cry
Mou Mourinho

To the tune of Susudio.

 

[JustAFan]

This is so Canadian

Yeah I know you're Canadian

Fixed.

Feck you and your white text VeevaVee

 

[dumbo]

Suck Off Mourinho
Suck Off Mourinho
Suck Off Mourinho
Suck Off Mourinho

To the tune of La donna e mobile. The best I could do.

 

[Taxx]

Oooh, Jose Mouriiiinhooo .. (same song as RvP's old chant)

 

[SirAF]

Walking in a Jose wonderland

Oooh, Jose Mouriiiinhooo .. (same song as RvP's old chant)

That actually works!

 

[JustAFan]

To Guantanmera, yes not that far from Chelsea's chant, but so what.

Jose Mourinho, it's fecking Jose Mourinho
Jose Mourinho, it's fecking Jose Mourinho

 

[VeevaVee]

Fixed.

Feck you and your white text VeevaVee

Heheheh

 

[izzydiggler]

To I don't like Mondays:

Tell me why - They don't like Jose?
Tell me why - Vilanova's glass eye?
Tell me why - He made the scousers cry!
He'll stick the booooooot...until pep breaks down.

 

[ColvaleGoa]

Viva Mourinho!
Viva Mourinho!
He'll poke you in the eye
Make the scousers cry
Viva Mourinho!

I like this! Make everyone hate us more!

 

[Trizy]

I think it has to be that kick ass Falcao tune.

Lolololololooooooo Mourin-hooooooo

 

[R'hllor]

You can sing for Faria "who let the dog out..."

 

[Raw]

I think it has to be that kick ass Falcao tune.

Lolololololooooooo Mourin-hooooooo

Works better if you say 'Jose Mourinhoooo' instead imo

 

[Nucks]

Stand up Mourinho, Stand up Mourinho, Stand up Mourinho, Stand up Mourinho

 

[Big Ben Foster]

My friend and I came up with one during drunken post-FA Cup celebrations. It's not very classy but we enjoyed it at the time.

Mourinho's red army!
feck off LVG!

 

[Nucks]

Works better if you say 'Jose Mourinhoooo' instead imo

Oh god, this made me think of Ric Flair.

Jose Mourin-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Ban]

Oy Mourinho are you listening
Remember when we sang you
To keep our trophy glistening
Now get that trophy yourself.


I'll get my coat.

 

[Stobzilla]

Theres a man who's on my miiiiind
Made the scousers cry
Mou Mourinho

To the tune of Susudio.

Maybe the verbage could do with some work but Mourinho needs a song to the tune of Susudio. I approve this.

 

[Member 5225]

Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho

A chelsea classic

this!

 

[Member 5225]

Oooh, Jose Mouriiiinhooo .. (same song as RvP's old chant)

oh I like this!!