Songs for Mourinho

[Tarrou]

To the tune of 'Freed From Desire' by Gala

Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by
Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by
Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah

 

[redflash]

To the tune of Alicia keys "empire state of mind"

Mourinhoooooo
F*cked up Chelsea then came to OT
To bring us some trophies
Jose Mourinhoooooo
the reds will look like brand new
Wenger he'll retire you
Jose Mourinho-Rinho-Rinho

 

[groovyalbert]

Mourinho Wooahhh
Mourinho Wooahhh
It's taken over three years
But now the job is his

 

[UnRational]

To the tune of 'Freed From Desire' by Gala

Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by
Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by
Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah

I sang this one out loud

 

[Manny]

Joooossseee where ever you maybe,
We wanted you but got Moysie,
Now we're sh!t, help us out,
Speak to Ed and get our Ronnie back


Viva Mourinho! Viva Mourinho!
Running down the wing
Costinha got it in
Viva Mourinho!

Spoiler

 

[Mr Pigeon]

You might be a cnut,
But you're our cnut now,
Boom shakalakalaka,
Boom shaka boom.

 

[Raees]

Heyyy Hey Josay
Mou Ree Nih -
hooooooo ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh
Jose Mourinhoo

(Hey baby)

 

[Mr Pigeon]

I gave my love a chicken,
It lost the ball,
So that's why we've got Jose,
He wouldn't do something as dumb as play a chicken up front.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat.
That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat.

 

[bpet15]

To the tune of Alicia Keys "New York"

Mourinhooo
He'll park the bus in the Stretford End - there's nothing you can do
Mourinhooo
Don't treat the injured players too soon - because he will fire you
Mourinho, Mourinho, Mourinho
Mourinhooo
He's better than Van Gaal - Scousers will win feck all
Mourinhooo
United's his dream stop - will always be above Klopp
Mourinho, Mourinho, Mourinho

Shite - just saw above that someone used the same tune...sorry for any perceived copyright infringements.

 

[simmee]

To the tune of Gangsta's paradise by Coolio

Been longing for these times, living in Mourinho's paradise
He laughs when Wenger cries, living in Mourinho's paradise
Been longing for these times, living in Mourinho's paradise
He fecking hates the scouse, living in Mourinho's paradise

 

[JTW95]

Mourinhooooo, are you listening?
You'd better get, to first position
cos we want the league back
Or you'll get the sack
Walking in a Woodward wonderland

Viva Mourinho!
Viva Mourinho!
He'll poke you in the eye
Make the scousers cry
Viva Mourinho!

Oooh, Jose Mouriiiinhooo .. (same song as RvP's old chant)

All these get my vote!

 

[RoyoftheRavers]

Feck off Mourinho,
Feck off Mourinho.

I see no reason to change that classic.

 

[Maciej]

 

[2 man midfield]

And Iiiiiiiiiiiii-ee-yiiiiiiii willlll always love Mouuuuuuuuuuu

 

[RedFish]

To the tune of Di Canio's chant:

Jose Mourinho
Jose Mourinho
Jose Mourinho
Jose Mourinho

 

[worldinmotion66]

Muuur-eeen-io, Mur-een-io, now-Jose-is-a-red, Mur-een-io
Mc-Klopp-Pep, Mc-Klopp- Pep, now-off you-pop-to-bed, double-end-dildo

(to the fast food song...a pizza hut...)

Muuuuur-eeen-yo-yo-yo, he's better than Claudio,
Mur-een-yo-yo-yo, he's magic like dynamo,
To the left, to the right, he's our special one alright,
Pep's all stressed, Klopp's possessed,
Jose shits on them, the best!

or
He is class, ours at last,
And he shits on Fabregas!

 

[SteveJ]

♫And it seems to me you'll live your life
Like a Vangle in the bin♫

 

[groovyalbert]

To the tune of 'Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel'

Jose Jose Jose
There's some things you need to know
Phil Jones takes our corners
He's better than Paul Scholes

Jose Jose Jose
If you're ever in a rut
Take a note from mad Louis
Play Ashley Young up front

 

[stevoc]

Jose Jose, Jose Jose / Jose Jose, Jose Jose / Mo-Mo-urinho / Mo-Mo-urinho

To the tune of Hot Hot Hot

 

[SteveJ]

About time we had some proper culture:

SOLO: The mighty Ed Woodward signed The Special One
CHORUS: Viva Mourinho!
SOLO: And if you don't like it, stick it up your bum.
CHORUS: Viva Mourinho!

 

[SteveJ]

This is The One
This is The One
This is The One
Oh this is The One
This is The One
We've waited for

 

[Dave89]

"Get out of our club you classless eye-gouging doctor-harrassing arrogant twat".

I'll let someone more musical put a tune to it.

 

[Oaencha]

Just saw the video on tv and came up with this.

"Mi Chico Mourinho"

Take me back to my sweet lavida
Find my love my United vita
Show me where the trophies go
Donde esta mi chico mourinho
La la la la
Ay-y-y-ay
La la la

 

[Honest John]

To the tune of Volares

Oh Jose whooaaa, Moureeno whooaaa
He poked Tito in the eye
He told the Renties bye bye
He made the Scousers cry
United till he DIES
Oh Jose whooaaa, Moureeno whooaaa

 

[Oo0AahCantona]

Chelseaa, chelsea, chelseaaa, chelseaa, chelseaa, chelseaa... etc etc. What a banger that is.

 

[Deleted member 101472]

Spandau ballet, gold

Mourinho , oh!

Always believe in your soulllllllll

you've got the power to know , you're indestructibllllleeee

Jose mourrinnnnnhhhhoooo!

Mourinho , oh !

 

[DanNistelrooy]

To the tune of 'Freed From Desire' by Gala

Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by
Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by
Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah

This was the one I thought of but

JOSE'S BEEN HIRED, PEP AND KLOPP ARE TERRIFIED

 

[Tarrou]

This was the one I thought of but

JOSE'S BEEN HIRED, PEP AND KLOPP ARE TERRIFIED

My first bit, your second bit...

Jose's on fire! Pep and Klopp are terrified!

 

[shaky]

na-na na-na na na na
na-na na-na na na na
nana na na na Mou-Ri-Ni-Ho!

To the birdie song tune. Repeat ad nauseam. You can even do the dance if you're feeling frisky.

 

[Brown Toothpick]

To the tune of 'Freed From Desire' by Gala

Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by
Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by
Jose's on fire! He parked the bus, you can't get by

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah

That's the Will Grigg song

 

[NinjaZombie]

As someone who lived through the (first) Ruud Van Nistelrooy (non) transfer, I won't be convinced he's our next manager until I see him holding up a United scarf at Old Trafford.

 

[dcullivanio]

One for when we have a poor result....
Don’t blame it on the play-ers,
Don’t blame it on the referee,
Don’t blame it on Jose,
..Blame it on the Doctor

 

[77]

(To the tune of 'Juan tan a mera')

Sacked in the morning!
You're getting...

 

[Lawman]

Spandau ballet, gold

Mourinho , oh!

Always believe in your soulllllllll

you've got the power to know , you're indestructibllllleeee

Jose mourrinnnnnhhhhoooo!

Mourinho , oh !

Liking this I can hear it at old Trafford already

 

[GDaly95]

Ranieriiiii are ya listenin'
You better keeeeep the trophy glistenin'
Cos we'll be BACK IN MAY, to take it away
Walkin' in a Jose wonderland

Used to love when we sang this, was directed at Mourinho at the time

 

[Lawman]

This was the one I thought of but

JOSE'S BEEN HIRED, PEP AND KLOPP ARE TERRIFIED

Liking this as well

 

[LInkash]

He should earn his song first.

 

[Ballache]

Jose is fecking magic, he wears a magic hat
when he saw Old Trafford he said I fancy that
We sacked Dave and Louis, coz frankly they were shite
we signed Jose Mourinho coz he's fecking dynamite!!

Viva Mourinho, Viva Mourinhoooo!!
Better get the league back or you'll get the sack!
Viva Mourinhoooooooo

 

[VanGaalEra]

To the tune of the RVP chant!