Bought from a landfill
Now he won't get no more money
Songs for Mourinho
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
Now he won't get no more money
Ed open your eyes
You should've trust Moysieeee
"I'm just a poor boy,
Can't afford transfer fees"
Should he stay?
Should he go?
Caf says yes
Ed says no
if there’s somebody
Calling me on
Mous the one
Calling me on
Mous the one
We want to break free
We want to break free
We want to break free from his lies
He's so self-satisfied we don't need Mou
We want to break free
We want to break free from his lies
He's so self-satisfied we don't need Mou
feck off jose
feck off jose
feck off jose
feck off jose
feck off jose
If mous not the one then where can I go to harm, myself
If mous not the one then I don’t think it’s too good, for my health
I don’t wanna run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If we’d just Signed Harry maguire then there’s no 300mil wiped off our brand
If mous not the one then I don’t think it’s too good, for my health
I don’t wanna run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If we’d just Signed Harry maguire then there’s no 300mil wiped off our brand
If you're the special one then why does your football make my soul feel sad today?
If you're still the special one then why do you always set us up at home like we're playing Barca away?
If you 're just going to whine then why don't you follow your heart n return Perez's call?
Please fecking resign but who am I kidding - you have zero respect and no dignity at all!
We never know what the future brings,
But we know you are not part of it now,
We'll make it through,
And I hope you leave football and realise it is your family who you need to spend more time with.
I don't want to run away but I can't take it, I don't understand,
How can you still be at this club after so long, applauded to the rafters - its all one big fecking Woodie engineered sham,
Is there any way that Fergie can once again be put in charge? (falsetto)
If you're still the special one then why do you always set us up at home like we're playing Barca away?
If you 're just going to whine then why don't you follow your heart n return Perez's call?
Please fecking resign but who am I kidding - you have zero respect and no dignity at all!
We never know what the future brings,
But we know you are not part of it now,
We'll make it through,
And I hope you leave football and realise it is your family who you need to spend more time with.
I don't want to run away but I can't take it, I don't understand,
How can you still be at this club after so long, applauded to the rafters - its all one big fecking Woodie engineered sham,
Is there any way that Fergie can once again be put in charge? (falsetto)
You’re getting sacked in March.
Sacked in Maaaarch
Repeat.
Sacked in Maaaarch
Repeat.
Mour, Mour, Mour
Nobody likes you
Nobody likes you
Mour, Mour, Mour
Nobody wants you
Nobody wants you
repeat....till he leaves the club!
Nobody likes you
Nobody likes you
Mour, Mour, Mour
Nobody wants you
Nobody wants you
repeat....till he leaves the club!
Gotta have a bit of ELO
It was one of those nights, one of those nights when
you feel the world stop turnin',
You were standing there, there were boos in the air.
You should should have gone Away, but we knew you'd have to stay.
Last train to London, just headin' out,
Last train to London, just leavin' town.
It was one of those nights, one of those nights when
you feel the world stop turnin',
You were standing there, there were boos in the air.
You should should have gone Away, but we knew you'd have to stay.
Last train to London, just headin' out,
Last train to London, just leavin' town.
When the oppo start singing 'feck off mourinho,' we could just join in?
This is a song?
You've got no fans, you've got no home,
You've got no fans, you've got no home,
...You want some?!
You've got no fans, you've got no home,
...You want some?!
Time to say goodbye
Daniel Bedingfield - If You're Not the One
I'll contact the Croatian ministry of culture and give them an earful about depriving their citizenry of the masterpieces of contemporary western composers.
Fergie that you said have left a club in total shit before Jose appointment.
Nice song btw
To the tune of Madness' Our House
Jose's team it does not press
Matic's tired he needs a rest
Lukaku's first touch, second best
Rashford's playing as he weeps
De Gea's off to PSG, he won't hang around
Jose
In the middle of the league
Jose
Well behind Pool and City
Jose
In the middle of the league
Jose
Won't you sack him Woodward, please?
Jose
In the middle of the league
Jose's team it does not press
Matic's tired he needs a rest
Lukaku's first touch, second best
Rashford's playing as he weeps
De Gea's off to PSG, he won't hang around
Jose
In the middle of the league
Jose
Well behind Pool and City
Jose
In the middle of the league
Jose
Won't you sack him Woodward, please?
Jose
In the middle of the league
You got to admire that he finds time to write that dross.
Engelbert Humperdinck:
Please release Mou let him go
For we dont love him anymore
To let him stay will be a sin.
Release him and let me love again.
Please release Mou let him go
For we dont love him anymore
To let him stay will be a sin.
Release him and let me love again.
A little less conversation, a little more action, please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and, baby, satisfy me
Satisfy me...
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and, baby, satisfy me
Satisfy me...
You don't know what you're doing…..
You don't know what you're doing!
You don't know what you're doing!
Will Young's 'Leave right now'
I think you'd better leave right now
Before we fall any deeper.
I think you'd better leave right now;
Playing poorer and poorer
Somebody better tell you now
Before we fall any deeper.
I think you'd better leave right now.
I think you'd better leave right now
Before we fall any deeper.
I think you'd better leave right now;
Playing poorer and poorer
Somebody better tell you now
Before we fall any deeper.
I think you'd better leave right now.
It's a shame, because I love this chant.
We want attack!
Not set-back!
We want attack!
Attack attack attack!
Mou~ rin~ ho~
At~ tack~ o~
Mou Mou Mou!
No no no!
Jose oh~
Go away oh~
Not set-back!
We want attack!
Attack attack attack!
Mou~ rin~ ho~
At~ tack~ o~
Mou Mou Mou!
No no no!
Jose oh~
Go away oh~
Mama, just killed the club
Got all tall boys, hoped we'll make noise, I'm worst than Moyes
Mama, I had big plans
But have been a flop, so behind weirdo Klopp
Mama, oooh, didn't mean to make you sad
Did my very best, but made United dead.
If I get sacked this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, won't be such a blow.
Got all tall boys, hoped we'll make noise, I'm worst than Moyes
Mama, I had big plans
But have been a flop, so behind weirdo Klopp
Mama, oooh, didn't mean to make you sad
Did my very best, but made United dead.
If I get sacked this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, won't be such a blow.
Woke up this morning feeling sad
Got Man Utd making me mad
Jose’s got us playing the way Stoke should
Will United ever make me feel good?
Got Man Utd making me mad
Jose’s got us playing the way Stoke should
Will United ever make me feel good?
To the tune of U2 - Elevation
"Re-le-ga-tion!!
Boooo hoo. Booo hoo-uh"
Now who's buying Bono-glasses for every fan at Old Trafford so we can get this baby rocking?
"Re-le-ga-tion!!
Boooo hoo. Booo hoo-uh"
Now who's buying Bono-glasses for every fan at Old Trafford so we can get this baby rocking?
Well I would post 500 times
And I would post 500 more
Just to see the man
They call Jose Mourinho
Tossed right out the door
And I would post 500 more
Just to see the man
They call Jose Mourinho
Tossed right out the door
A la la la la long, a la la la la long long li long long balls
C'mon
A la la la la long, a la la la la long long li long long balls
Hey
C'mon
A la la la la long, a la la la la long long li long long balls
Hey
Go on now, go. walk out the door. Just turn around now. Cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren’t you the one to take us back to the top. Such a flop...I wish we’d gone for Jurgen Klopp
Hands down winner. Brilliant
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
You have, to go, this style of play is shite
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to Mou and Lu-kaku
You have, to go, this style of play is shite
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to Mou and Lu-kaku