Arsenal started singing that for Santi after we were singing it for van Persie.
Arsenal didn't sing that for van Persie, they sang "he scores when he wants" which was copied from us btw.
Just saying.
Songs for Van Persie
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Arsenal didn't sing that for van Persie, they sang "he scores when he wants" which was copied from us btw.
Just saying.
Yeah I thought they copied the song. Unfortunately for them RvP is quite comfortably the better player.
'You're a cnut, you're a cnut, Robin you're a cnut' is the best I've heard.
Classy.
Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know
Reckon we need to extend the wife shagging privileges to this guy.
Ooooh Van Persie you're the love of my life
oh Van Persie I'd let you shag my wife
Van Persie, I'd prepare my anus for youuuuuuu
Ooooh Van Persie you're the love of my life
oh Van Persie I'd let you shag my wife
Van Persie, I'd prepare my anus for youuuuuuu
What the fcuk
Short but memorable. I can see this one catching on.
He does not need a song, this is good enough.
Very simple, but other videos make it sound really good. Especially the fanmade videos in his thread.
Very simple, but other videos make it sound really good. Especially the fanmade videos in his thread.
You not heard the Owen Hargreaves chant or seen the amount of man love RVP gets on this forum every game?
♫Ohhh, Peter van Storey♫
Yes, I'm a cnut too.
Cant see the crowd singer the entire thing, but if its cut short like this it'll be excellent. i particularly love the "RVP RVP" part
No one else heard
What is love?
Robin van Persie
van Persie
Scores goals
In the tune of Haddaway.
What is love?
Robin van Persie
van Persie
Scores goals
In the tune of Haddaway.
Did anyone suggest:
Don't ya wish ya girlfriend was R V P?
Don't ya wish ya girlfriend was R V P?
Simply change girlfriend to striker and some more might take it up. Anyway, cant see it being sung back to back. Just not right.
They did this first for Nasri, then just swapped the names. It's useful for Arsenal, a way to have a nice full songbook without making up any new songs.
There was a version of this sang for Nasri when he left you.
Don't Arsenal have any more than 3 songs?
My apologies, didn't know that. Still, a change of song would be nice. The current RVP song sounds incredibly lazy (the Anderson song is an even worse song).
Usual witty, inventive, creative stuff from the gooners.
Not as good as repeatedly shouting 'wanker, wanker, wanker' though
What is love,
Robin Van Persie,
Van Persie,
Wooah!
Repeat.
Its to the tune of What Is Love.
Robin Van Persie,
Van Persie,
Wooah!
Repeat.
Its to the tune of What Is Love.
What do you make of "We've got a big fecking German" for Mertesacker. That's my favourite Arsenal chant. It's fantastic.
A model of poetry, not a word out of place or wasted.
And it rhymes!
A true rhyme, in fact.
A true rhyme, in fact.
This is my favorite, except of course my own 'Persie Control' offering.
I have sensed it I just didn't think anyone would be brave enough to admit to the gaynessYou not heard the Owen Hargreaves chant or seen the amount of man love RVP gets on this forum every game?
Better than the Pete Boyle one for feck sake.
And it's Robin van Persieee, Robin van Persieeee, he's by far the greatest player the world has ever seen..
Arsenal fans, so funny.
Arsenal fans, so funny.
That "let it be" one is brilliant.
good effort mate I like it
Just seen this after basically posting the same thing. Is that actually being sung? Ive been every home and a few away this season and not heard it.
They've got more songs than trophies.Ican live with that
I'm not sure. I hope it will, as its better than Oh RvP in my opinion.
The Oh Robin Van Persie song is catchy and easy to get going around a crowd. It's the best for mass singing since Viva Ronaldo I think.
To the tune of "My Old Mans a Dustman"
Ooooohhhhhhhhhh you sold us Robin Van Persie,
It makes you look like dicks,
He's our left footed magician,
Just check out those flicks,
He loves playing for the Stretty,
Hes just a little boy inside,
Youre like those fecking Berties,
You say you have no luck,
Were the famous Man UTD,
And we couldnt give a feck.
UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED
Ooooohhhhhhhhhh you sold us Robin Van Persie,
It makes you look like dicks,
He's our left footed magician,
Just check out those flicks,
He loves playing for the Stretty,
Hes just a little boy inside,
Youre like those fecking Berties,
You say you have no luck,
Were the famous Man UTD,
And we couldnt give a feck.
UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED
To Ben E King's Stand by Me (off the top of my head so think it fits):
When the boy, inside.
Screamed Man United.
He came here, to the best team you will see.
Yes he will score goals.
And he will win cups.
And his name...is Robin Van Persie.
Oh Robin, Robin.
Van Persie...oh RVP.
Robin...Van Persie.
RVP.
When the boy, inside.
Screamed Man United.
He came here, to the best team you will see.
Yes he will score goals.
And he will win cups.
And his name...is Robin Van Persie.
Oh Robin, Robin.
Van Persie...oh RVP.
Robin...Van Persie.
RVP.