Film Terrible but eminently watchable 90’s action films

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Might have been too early but Tango and Cash would fit.
It’s 88 I think.

I bloody love it. It’s definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. It’s one of those film I probably know 50% of the dialogue too, yet I can’t remember half of what I did last week!
 

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A few exceptions aside, they're all pretty terrible now. That said, I still kinda enjoy crap like Blade, Face/Off, The Fugitive, Total Recall, Cliffhanger and True Lies.
 

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Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat are essential viewing.
 

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Wild Wild West. Absolutely shite but had me at the edge of my seat.
 

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I watched Lionheart the other night, classic Van Damme

It starts off with Van Damme being in the french foreign legion and told his brother is sick but he's not allowed to leave to visit him. Van Damme then proceeds to kick the living shite out of everyone and escapes back to the US on a tramp steamer.

It doesn't get anymore terrible and 90s than this...
 

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Um, all of them?

Virtuosity with a young Russell Crowe and prime Denzel is gloriously bad.

Big Trouble in Little China is too early but the best ever.

How about "Striking Distance" with Bruce Willis as a boat cop?

Universal Soldier.
 

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Con Air.

"Put the bunny back in the box". Of course said with the worst attempt at a southern accent ever put to screen.
 

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Demolition Man immediately came to mind, but as thats been mentioned, i'll go with Daylight... a terrible Stallone classic that I must have rented about 20 times when I was a kid.

Also Hard Rain... Morgan Freeman and Christian Slater and, well, rain.


The Rock

Sean Connery and Nic Cage
Con Air.

"Put the bunny back in the box". Of course said with the worst attempt at a southern accent ever put to screen.
The Rock and ConAir are legit good/great movies... certainly not terrible. Out of that Nic Cage trilogy I'd only say Face/Off goes into the terrible but great territory.
 
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I watched Lionheart the other night, classic Van Damme

It starts off with Van Damme being in the french foreign legion and told his brother is sick but he's not allowed to leave to visit him. Van Damme then proceeds to kick the living shite out of everyone and escapes back to the US on a tramp steamer.

It doesn't get anymore terrible and 90s than this...
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Time cop
Total Recall
Universal Soldier
Demolition Man
Street Fighter
Double Team
Judge Dredd
Congo
Rumble in the Bronx
Bulletproof
 

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The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie
 

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All Jean Claude van Damme movies. All Kickboxer sequels. The undisputed Franchise (ok fine that's not the 90s).
 

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Wild Wild West. Absolutely shite but had me at the edge of my seat.
Mention of that made me think of Posse.

Western/Action romp with Mario van Peebles, Billy Zane, Stephen Baldwin, Tiny Lister and Big Daddy Kane.

Speaking of cheesy action films with rappers in, Survivviing the Game with Ice-T. He's homeless, gets given as a job as a guide/assistant for rich hunters only to find out they're hunting him down in the forest. Could throw in Jonny Mnemonic as another of his. Matrix vibes to that one because it's cyberpunk with Keanu Reeves in it.

Judgement Night is cracking fun
Best soundtrack ever.
 
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Other one is Nirvana with Christopher Lambert...what an absolute pisser of a cyberpunk movie that was... still it had that something.
 

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Other one is Nirvana with Christopher Lambert...what an absolute pisser of a cyberpunk movie that was... still it had that something.
Damn, the girl is fine, but van damme is surely the sexiest individual in that scene
 

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Bulletproof with Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans. If you want a laugh, check of the stunt doubles they have for the pair when they jump out of the crashed plane, look nothing like them :lol: