"It's a great honor for you to meet me" 
The Brendan & Gerrard Show
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Pornhub:
“Brendan, what would your porn star name be?”
“Brendan Rodgers, Or Rodgeremy”
“Brendan, what would your porn star name be?”
“Brendan Rodgers, Or Rodgeremy”
"I'm my own pornstar."
Just reread this whole thread, it’s genius and will end up in the classics
Gawd blimey:
In his upcoming book, Brendan details how he was on the phone to Luis Suarez and Jordan Henderson during the World Cup giving them advice "I still feel that bond with them. We all had that alpha male mentality and we let the pack run loose from time to time when talking about my passion for football."
Brendan is speaking to sky sports during his 5am no carbs workout tomorrow, live from his sunbed lounger, he speaks to Jamie Carragher in the transfer centre where he's going to be giving an insight into character building and how he inspired Suarez to play like Barcelona
Arbi's Oscar-winning trailer
Utter genius; even the credits.
Aye I had a good chuckle putting that together amazing what an iPhone can do
amazing what an iPhone can do'F*ck you, Slippy G, this is about me.'
That picture of the shark and Brendan
Kilmarnock player Jordan Jones (who is due to join Rangers in the summer) scored the winning goal against Rangers tonight
I can see them on iPhone....
Big Birthday Bash at Brendan's as Rodgers celebrates Birthday (ft. a Steven Gerrard shaped Pinata)
Held at Brendaningham Palace
This is a very happy Birthday for Brendan Rodgers
Brendan Rodgers celebrated his 46th (according to Wikipedia) birthday in style over the weekend. The birthday bash featured music from the Ramones (happy birthday to you, happy birthday to YOU, happy BIRTHDAY Brendy, happy birthday to YOU, go to hell you old b*****d). Birthday gifts were aplenty which included gold frankincense and myrrh from the SPL, a holiday home in Runcorn, a letter from Leicester City saying they want him, Lynx Africa and many more gifts. There were video messages from Jurgen Klopp, Chris Sutton, Luis Suarez, Jamie Carragher, the late Gary Neville, Brendan Rodgers, and many footballing legends (inc. Joe Allen) all wishing him a happy 35/36th birthday.
There were a few fun party games, including Pass the P45, Hide and Go Seek Leicester, Pin the tail on the journalist, Russian Roulette with 3 envelopes, whack the pinata, musical statues ( Dedryck Boyata was very good at that).
Held at Brendaningham Palace
This is a very happy Birthday for Brendan Rodgers
Brendan Rodgers celebrated his 46th (according to Wikipedia) birthday in style over the weekend. The birthday bash featured music from the Ramones (happy birthday to you, happy birthday to YOU, happy BIRTHDAY Brendy, happy birthday to YOU, go to hell you old b*****d). Birthday gifts were aplenty which included gold frankincense and myrrh from the SPL, a holiday home in Runcorn, a letter from Leicester City saying they want him, Lynx Africa and many more gifts. There were video messages from Jurgen Klopp, Chris Sutton, Luis Suarez, Jamie Carragher, the late Gary Neville, Brendan Rodgers, and many footballing legends (inc. Joe Allen) all wishing him a happy 35/36th birthday.
There were a few fun party games, including Pass the P45, Hide and Go Seek Leicester, Pin the tail on the journalist, Russian Roulette with 3 envelopes, whack the pinata, musical statues ( Dedryck Boyata was very good at that).
Steven Gerrard was interviewed following HIS sides 3-0 win away at Livingston.
“You know for me, as me mam and da’s Favourite living son, and as a proclaimed living son of the Kop, It was ‘ard beating another team of living sons but sometimes you ‘ave to show em who’s boss”
“You know for me, as me mam and da’s Favourite living son, and as a proclaimed living son of the Kop, It was ‘ard beating another team of living sons but sometimes you ‘ave to show em who’s boss”
Haha just seen interview with him talking about a bid coming in for morelos, reporter asks if an 8 figure bid would be enough.
Gerrard “8 figures?? What, one million?”
Gerrard “8 figures?? What, one million?”
I seen that. So awkward.Haha just seen interview with him talking about a bid coming in for morelos, reporter asks if an 8 figure bid would be enough.
Gerrard “8 figures?? What, one million?”
Jeez. We could just fill this thread with real quotes.
Not gonna lie I was hoping the Neil mellor pic in the Gerrard video would get a green smiley
Big Birthday Bash at Brendan's as Rodgers celebrates Birthday (ft. a Steven Gerrard shaped Pinata)
Held at Brendaningham Palace
This is a very happy Birthday for Brendan Rodgers
Brendan Rodgers celebrated his 46th (according to Wikipedia) birthday in style over the weekend. The birthday bash featured music from the Ramones (happy birthday to you, happy birthday to YOU, happy BIRTHDAY Brendy, happy birthday to YOU, go to hell you old b*****d). Birthday gifts were aplenty which included gold frankincense and myrrh from the SPL, a holiday home in Runcorn, a letter from Leicester City saying they want him, Lynx Africa and many more gifts. There were video messages from Jurgen Klopp, Chris Sutton, Luis Suarez, Jamie Carragher, the late Gary Neville, Brendan Rodgers, and many footballing legends (inc. Joe Allen) all wishing him a happy 35/36th birthday.
There were a few fun party games, including Pass the P45, Hide and Go Seek Leicester, Pin the tail on the journalist, Russian Roulette with 3 envelopes, whack the pinata, musical statues ( Dedryck Boyata was very good at that).
The vid's great but I didn't notice Mellor(?) But then, I've forgotten what he looked like.
Pause it on 21/22
Oh bugger, I thought it was a young Gerrard!
Yup he definitely tried to model his entire look and playing style on everyone’s favourite number 8. Appropriate, since mellor slipped into mediocrity too.
He slips He stamps
He's bad at math
Thought one million
Was more than that
He's the Slippy Me
Come and it's a great honor for ye
He's bad at math
Thought one million
Was more than that
He's the Slippy Me
Come and it's a great honor for ye
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This thread is gold. Majority of posts/quotes could well be copy/paste from real articles.
46-year-old man yells at modern world
(Genuine quotes, folks):
BRENDAN DANGLES HIS CARROT
♪Happy birthday to Mou♪
BRENDAN DANGLES HIS CARROT
♪Happy birthday to Mou♪
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sp...on-celtic-brendan-rodgers-manager-vulnerable/The Scottish Sun said:
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“You see these new iPad and iPhones now where you can actually listen in to hear what someone else is saying . . . who invents that? Some nerd sat in a room . . ."
Roughly translated as:
"Technological advancements such as the iPad, mobile phones and TeeeVeee are the doom of mankind, la!" said Prophet Brenda the False.
Roughly translated as:
"Technological advancements such as the iPad, mobile phones and TeeeVeee are the doom of mankind, la!" said Prophet Brenda the False.
“You see these new iPad and iPhones now where you can actually listen in to hear what someone else is saying . . . who invents that? Some nerd sat in a room . . ."
This actually sounds like a telephone to me, or am I missing something?
This actually sounds like a telephone to me, or am I missing something?
"Some nerd sat in a room"