The little thingy under my name...

[Mockney]

I'd like to change it. From Reserve team Player, or whatever it says now, to something incredibly witty and profound.

How would i do that? Or do i need to be at some Uber-Level?

 

[Solius]

Do something worth a tagline.

 

[Anderson Searl]

You're asking for it... See Handjob Bob

 

[Addict]

Send him back

 

[Mockney]

Jesus that was fast. Have you been lurking here that whole time?

Right...so it needs to be appointed..so to speak?

 

[Solius]

He said Uber, that's it for him I think.

 

[Anderson Searl]

Jesus that was fast. Have you been lurking here that whole time?

Right...so it needs to be appointed..so to speak?

You still need to not be an utter goon

 

[Solius]

Jesus that was fast. Have you been lurking here that whole time?

Right...so it needs to be appointed..so to speak?

All three of us have actually dedicated our lives to replying to threads like these. We lurk all day with replies ready to pounce.

 

[Mockney]

He said Uber, that's it for him I think.

It that some secret thing I'm not allowed to say?....damn. I'm rubbish at this game

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Correct.

And asking for one usually ends in tears. Kind of like those fables where people always feck up their three wishes, no matter how pleasant the genie/fairy seems at first.

 

[Addict]

Delete the thread mate.

 

[Mockney]

All three of us have actually dedicated our lives to replying to threads like these. We lurk all day with replies ready to pounce.

Wow...Is it fulfilling?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Dear God, did be just say the "r" word?

 

[Anderson Searl]

Dear God, did be just say the "r" word?

And it's filled with sarcasm.

New atom_smasher on board?

 

[Dave89]

This has to end well.

 

[Solius]

Wow...Is it fulfilling?

Not really.

 

[Dave89]

And it's filled with sarcasm.

New atom_smasher on board?

Ban the other one, that'll even things out.

 

[Brwned]

This has to end well.

Aw it's shaping up nicely, could be great.

While we're here, I wouldn't mind a tagline for myself.

 

[Anderson Searl]

Ban the other one, that'll even things out.

Well what if this one is more annoying?

Does that mean we keep the new one, or keep the old one?

 

[Mockney]

Well what if this one is more annoying?

Does that mean we keep the new one, or keep the old one?

Better the Revil you know.

Except that makes no sense....so imagine i said something cleverer and go with that

 

[Anderson Searl]

Better the Revil you know.

Except that makes no sense....so imagine i said something cleverer and go with that

I find it horribly hard to do that

 

[RedNome]

Someone kick him in the cnut please.

 

[Diver]

 

[Dave89]

 

[Mockney]

 

[Gaz.]

This isn't going to end well

 

[WeasteDevil]

I'd like to change it. From Reserve team Player, or whatever it says now, to something incredibly witty and profound.

How would i do that? Or do i need to be at some Uber-Level?

 

[Mockney]

Well i'm pretty dumbfounded at how interesting this thread seems to be. It was a fairly innocuous question i thought. Seems to be going well though. I'm feeling a lot of positive vibes tonight.

 

[HsJ]

Handjob should serve as a reminder to all who think about asking for things like this.

 

[Brwned]

Well i'm pretty dumbfounded at how interesting this thread seems to be. It was a fairly innocuous question i thought. Seems to be going well though. I'm feeling a lot of positive vibes tonight.

You might want to tone down the sarcasm.

Just a wee bit.

you get a reputation as bad as Atom Smasher's and you're never coming back from it.

 

[B Cantona]

I liked his angle. He asked for a new tagline without actually mentioning the word tagline

He deserves something for his efforts

 

[manxmanc]

Welcome to the regulars....

GB gave me a mean one once, Sultan fixed it for me.

 

[Dave89]

He's certainly made his mark. Noble of him to take the stick so gracefully.

 

[Brwned]

Handjob should serve as a reminder to all who think about asking for things like this.

Lets be honest, you're just jealous of his name.

It's my favourite one on redcafe, it's brilliant.

 

[DoctorEvil]

These threads always end up well. That is, well funny for the rest of us. I fondly remember the Diana Ross incident.

Thinking about that, it seems to me he has not shown respect to our busy (yeah right ) mods. So I suggest:

User name: No respect
Tagline; Pic of Aretha Franklin

 

[a_devil_inside]

another 4300 posts and you can become First Team Sub

On Trial 0 - 50
Trainee 50 - 100
Youth Team Player 100 - 500
Reserve Team Player500 - 5000
First Team Sub 5000 - 10000
First Team Regular 10000+

 

[Mockney]

You might want to tone down the sarcasm.

Just a wee bit.

you get a reputation as bad as Atom Smasher's and you're never coming back from it.

No idea who that is. I'll give it a go though...

I actually just thought there was some simple way of logging into your profile and typing one that I must have missed.

I wish I hadn't bothered now. I feel like I've just walked into someone's house and pissed on their nan...and then stayed for the sunday roast.

 

[Brwned]

No idea who that is. I'll give it a go though...

I actually just thought there was some simple way of logging into your profile and typing one that I must have missed.

I wish I hadn't bothered now. I feel like I've just walked into someone's house and pissed on their nan...and then stayed for the sunday roast.

You don't want to know, he's a cock.

Fair enough, the thread actually went down pretty well anyway. It's a good way to get yourself noticed.

 

[HsJ]

Lets be honest, you're just jealous of his name.

It's my favourite one on redcafe, it's brilliant.

It is quite a good name, quite a change from Ander8on though...

another 4300 posts and you can become First Team Sub

Or a big footed hermaphrodite...

 

[a_devil_inside]

Or a big footed hermaphrodite...

theres only room for one of those