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Dave89

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Nice one Colin. Though Aguero and Silva are unfortunately going to take me up past you again!
 

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Aguero and Silva might come in handy next round, Blackburn (H).

Anybody know why Woodgate is benched?
 

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How in the feck? Graham scores 2 and no bonus?

Either way I've been on a roll lately after starting so slowly.
 

Mr Anderson

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It's Bolton though, they could field their "Elite Development Squad" and win comfortably.
 

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Was having a good week until the Newcastle/Sunderland game. Sessegnon sent off Ba my captain because Silva didn't play misses a penalty and gets a yellow. I think the pair got me minus four points.
 

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Come on Rob! ;)

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:cool:

Dude, I'm busy with helping to strategize a world revolution and hold down a full-time job. It aint easy. :p

I'm trying... besides, I always come from behind at the end. Watch out!
Moaning pussy! :lol: Saving the world my ass...get your act together. ;)

Hope all's going well pal!
 

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Hey... I stepped on your tail two years in a row. You've got a nice lead, but I have time to catch ya'. :cool:

Where I fecked up is by trying to get tricky by making Ba my captain this past week. No more of that nonsense.
I guess there's more nonsense to come from us both Rob. ;)

Loooong way to go!
 

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Anybody else get this really strange email from the Premier League?:

Fixture change notification
Hi xxxxxxx,


The date and/or time of each Barclays Premier League fixture below has been amended:
Man Utd
23 Nov 2009 07:00 Man Utd v Everton Wembley

This fixture was originally scheduled to be played on 22 Nov 1977 at 00:00. Due to lightning it will now be played on 23 Nov 2009 at 07:00.
Regards,

Premier League Customer Services
 

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Anybody else get this really strange email from the Premier League?:

Fixture change notification
Hi xxxxxxx,


The date and/or time of each Barclays Premier League fixture below has been amended:
Man Utd
23 Nov 2009 07:00 Man Utd v Everton Wembley

This fixture was originally scheduled to be played on 22 Nov 1977 at 00:00. Due to lightning it will now be played on 23 Nov 2009 at 07:00.
Regards,

Premier League Customer Services
https://www.redcafe.net/f64/explain-349916/
 

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I dropped Silva as well, seems me and you are destined to stay neck and neck Colin!
 

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Mate, what's happening?
 

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Is it too late to join this?

Anyway, great week to have 2 defenders and a goalkeeper from swansea, and have evans, valencia and Rooney :lol: :D
I've got 47 points currently, with Bale, Silva and Van Persie still to play, I have taylor from swansea and simpson from newcastle both ready to get subbed in (both got 6 points) because Williams and Ryan Taylor didn't play today. Valencia and Rooney should get some bonus as well, and Rooney is my captain. So I could be close to 70 points before even considering Bale, Silva and Van Persie's games. My record so far in one gameweek is 92, hopefully I can beat that.

Edit: Just seen in the OP that it's too late.. oh well :(
 

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Had Valencia as my captain this week :drool: Had Sigurdsson too.
 

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Why didn't Rooney get any bonus? Valencia only got 2, Evans got 1, who got the 3 points? I would think it would be Rooney because he got MotM after the game... but he didn't get it.
 

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Hernandez got the three bonus points. I know he scored twice but that's a bit surprising.

I left Sigurdsson on the bench, ffs.
 

Cling Bak

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Does anyone actually know how they make up, I mean work out, the bonuses?

Is there some sort of formula or something?
They have a panel that decide it. Yes, really.

I was also surprised Rooney picked up nothing for his performance. Seems like goalscorers always gets the double whammy of additional points.
 

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Bonuses aren't done by a panel any more.

"The three best performing players in each match according to the EA SPORTS Player Performance Index will receive additional bonus points. 3 points will be awarded to the highest scoring player, 2 to the second best and 1 to the third."

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/...formance-index/what-is-the-ea-sports-ppi.html
Hmm, how does this affect an optimal selection though?

If you had to swap Aguero and Silva for another mid and a striker not exceeding their sum, who would you pick? I'm thinking Lampard and Drogba/Torres
 

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Hmm, how does this affect an optimal selection though?

If you had to swap Aguero and Silva for another mid and a striker not exceeding their sum, who would you pick? I'm thinking Lampard and Drogba/Torres
Would worry about rotation with Chelsea players especially at Striker. I don't know if you have Valencia and Van Persie but they cost about the same.
 

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Would worry about rotation with Chelsea players especially at Striker. I don't know if you have Valencia and Van Persie but they cost about the same.
I have Valencia, he is the best mid to have on the game in terms of value for money. I thought about Chelsea's rotation, then I realized, even though they are still in the CL, they might wanna cement their position in the competition next year. So I brought on Lampard and Torres.
 

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feck me, thats about 4 weeks running I've missed the deadline. Not that I'm challenging for anything, just to finish strong in mid-table :D
 

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What a disastrous gameweek, lost all the hard fought places I picked up over the last few weeks.

Also, left myself with only 10 eligible players for this week. Means I'll have at least an extra 5 for the double header in a couple of weeks though...