It does have a weird Sgt. Pepper's vibe.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
It's remarkable that V.O. even shopped the little iPhone screens to show the correct image.
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11/12 Season Review
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altodevil, The Cub and hobbers all make the All-Defensive 1st Team, with BenitoSTARR having to settle with the 3rd Team for the first time since 2004. He makes the All-League 1st Team though, together with P-Nut and hobbers. Solius and altodevil make the 2nd Team.
Yet again Kevin Durant is MVP, and I think this is something we have to get used to. altodevil as DPOTY is not surprising, but he might only have one or two more in him. He might also look at Drew Gooden being named Most Improved Player and rue the fact that Gooden was traded from the Lakers at the start of the season.
Regular season stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
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Regular Season Standings
Playoffs
Season Awards
altodevil, The Cub and hobbers all make the All-Defensive 1st Team, with BenitoSTARR having to settle with the 3rd Team for the first time since 2004. He makes the All-League 1st Team though, together with P-Nut and hobbers. Solius and altodevil make the 2nd Team.
Yet again Kevin Durant is MVP, and I think this is something we have to get used to. altodevil as DPOTY is not surprising, but he might only have one or two more in him. He might also look at Drew Gooden being named Most Improved Player and rue the fact that Gooden was traded from the Lakers at the start of the season.
Regular season stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Statistical Feats
Up next: Draft and Free Agency
This team might have a decent next season.
Smells like Yi and Russell to meThis team might have a decent next season.
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I'm gettin old
Hope I'm right because that'll be a very young roster and getting rid of Kobe will set us free
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BenitoSTARR has re-signed with his beloved New York Knicks for $15.3M/yr through 2017
reelworld II has left the Denver Nuggets and signed with the Milwaukee Bucks for $16.7M/yr through 2017
Skizzo has left the Indiana Pacers to ring-chase with the Boston Celtics for $500k/yr through 2015
Trades
@V.O. (Nets) - the champions are future proofing. They sure do love PGs.
@hobbers & @Skizzo (Celtics) - more future proofing, let's see if it pays off.
@Dan & @The Cat (Pistons)
@Solius (Grizzlies) - getting rid of a Point Guard for an equal Forward/Center can't be a bad move when Solius is a PG himself.
@oneniltothearsenal & @P-Nut (Kings) - sure, why not?
Draft
Free Agency
BenitoSTARR has re-signed with his beloved New York Knicks for $15.3M/yr through 2017
reelworld II has left the Denver Nuggets and signed with the Milwaukee Bucks for $16.7M/yr through 2017
Skizzo has left the Indiana Pacers to ring-chase with the Boston Celtics for $500k/yr through 2015
Trades
@V.O. (Nets) - the champions are future proofing. They sure do love PGs.
@hobbers & @Skizzo (Celtics) - more future proofing, let's see if it pays off.
@Dan & @The Cat (Pistons)
@Solius (Grizzlies) - getting rid of a Point Guard for an equal Forward/Center can't be a bad move when Solius is a PG himself.
@oneniltothearsenal & @P-Nut (Kings) - sure, why not?
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We just got Dame ! It is all gonna be ok.
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I don’t know what this means.
It means we might make it past the 2nd round ... the year after next ...
Lakers quiet
12/13 Season Preview - Part 1
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2012/2013 Season Preview Part 1
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Some trades since last time:
SebJr (Heat) - this is not a team trying to be very good right now
Dan and The Cub (Pistons) - Detroit making moves!
Pre Season Power Rankings - the East is stacked, again! This might still change as long as the trade window is open.
Team Finances and Strategy
Preview
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Some trades since last time:
SebJr (Heat) - this is not a team trying to be very good right now
Dan and The Cub (Pistons) - Detroit making moves!
Pre Season Power Rankings - the East is stacked, again! This might still change as long as the trade window is open.
Team Finances and Strategy
Preview
What happened to TwoNil?2012 Draft and Free Agency
Draft
Free Agency
BenitoSTARR has re-signed with his beloved New York Knicks for $15.3M/yr through 2017
reelworld II has left the Denver Nuggets and signed with the Milwaukee Bucks for $16.7M/yr through 2017
Skizzo has left the Indiana Pacers to ring-chase with the Boston Celtics for $500k/yr through 2015
Trades
@V.O. (Nets) - the champions are future proofing. They sure do love PGs.
@hobbers & @Skizzo (Celtics) - more future proofing, let's see if it pays off.
@Dan & @The Cat (Pistons)
@Solius (Grizzlies) - getting rid of a Point Guard for an equal Forward/Center can't be a bad move when Solius is a PG himself.
@oneniltothearsenal & @P-Nut (Kings) - sure, why not?
Do I have to wait another season?
If you want we can pretend old oneniltothearsenal got a big injury, and then just retire him immediately. You won't be in the draft (it's already done), but some teams do have some money to sign TwoNil.
My team isn't rebuilding shit
Rip Nene. Time for some team friendly deals boys to get another star in
I hear you. Mine was rebuilding feck all, now dropped in the rating but suddenly we‘re about to be contending? Delusional
9th in Power rankings - that's good?
Rebuilding - that's bad?
I somehow got better? - that's good
Improved team - oohhh
Rebuilding - that's bad?
I somehow got better? - that's good
Improved team - oohhh
@nimic am I reading the stat correct that I was the sharpest 3p shooter last season?
Does this only happen when a player retires? Or am I already HoF?
Only when you retire. You'll definitely make it, I reckon.
Yep. In the entire league, actually. You just don't shoot very often, so you're not getting that many points.
On retirement presumably.
When I retire the HoF will be renamed 'altodevil and friends'
I'm looking forward to creating my son, but I'll wait for a natural retirement I think. @nimic how are the career steals, blocks, rebounds leaders shaping up? Am I leading those yet? What about career playoff wins?
You are 271 rebounds behind Wilt. You and hobbers passed Stockton in steals ages ago, you're clear #1, same with blocks (except with BenitoSTARR instead of hobbers).
Solius has attempted 1500 more three-pointers than anyone else in NBA history.
I'll do some stats before I start the actual season, if I don't forget.
Excellent
What a clown
Renamed just altodevil then.
It may soon be time for Pepper Bailly to enter the fray,
Shoot for the moon (backboard) and if you miss you'll land in the stars (net? i dunno)
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Oh shit I might die soon
okay lets do that!
gone to a rebuilding team again