The Sphincter Modologues

[Suresh]

As previously threatened, this is a collection of conversations as envisaged by the mad genius Plech and otters of such ilk which I have saved for posterity and also benefit of future posters. If you find any I may have missed, feel free to C&P onto this thread.

Right then, here we go;

Noodle: Wibbs?
Wibble: Noods.
Noodle: You know Andy's PMs have been blocked?
Wibble: I care more about the plight of dyslexic ants
Noodle: Aargh! I don't know what to do!
Wibble: Oh alright, let him PM again. You woman.
[pause]
Noodle: Wibbs?
Wibble: Yes, noods.
Noodle: I'm bored
Wibble: Would you like to felch me sideways?
Noodle: Not just now...I think i'll disable Andy's PMs again though
Wibble: As you wish. Then rim me.
Noodle: Yes

Noodle: how fat and unhelpful are we, exactly?
Golden: Very fat. And very unhelpful.
Noodle: What do we do now then?
Golden: Absolutely nothing
Noodle: You're a dab hand at this
Golden: Rim me
Noodle: Yes

Noodle: Golden?
Golden: Noods.
Noodle: How should I go about continuing to fob Plech off, re this incredibly frustrating Timeout issue?
Golden: Hmm. Well, you could call him "Colin" a bit...
Noodle: What, even though it's not actually his name?
Golden: In your short pigeon life, how wide has your soft befeathered buttcrack been stretched?
Noodle: Uh-oh...
Golden: Rape.
Noodle: Su'agoaws.

 

[Suresh]

And more...

Noodle: Wibbs?
Wibble: Noods.
Noodle: You know that rimming you asked for?
Wibble: Yes
Noodle: I have ants in my teeth
Wibble: PM someone who cares. Like Andy.
[pause]
Noodle: Andy?
Wibble: Yes, noods. Andy.
Noodle: He doesn't have any PM's
Wibble: He doesn't?
Noodle: No.
Wibble: Fair enough. Fancy rimming me again?
Noodle: Yes

GB: Noodle, you awake?
Noodle: Yeah, why?
GB: I want you to dress up as an eagle again.
Noodle: AGAIN? fecking hell GB, you want sorting out. and do andy's PM's while you're at it...
GB: Bitch.

Noodle: Wibbs?
Wibble: Noods.
Noodle: Plech keeps getting sent spastic emails, telling him spastics have posted in spastic threads
Wibble: Do I look arsed?
Noodle: No but...
Wibble: No buts. Just butts.
[pause]
Noodle: Wibbs?
Wibble: Yes, noods.
Noodle: Please stop it.
Wibble: I'm being gentle.
Noodle: It's not that...it's just it leaves feathers up there.
Wibble: Nice feathers...
Noodle: They itch.
Wibble: Then rim me
Noodle: Yes

 

[mehro]

suresh, get a job.

 

[Suresh]

Otters and non-existent fishes...

Van: Plech?
Plech: Yes Van.
Van: The thing you are doing now.
Plech: Yes?
Van: Where does it score on your Richter Scale?
Plech: Ermmmmm? A bit below the Graham Norton category?
Van: Oh. Just wondered.

long pause

Plech: Did I mention that I got better A-level results than you?
Van: Yes. Frequently.
Plech: Oh.

long pause

Van: Plech.
Plech: Yes Van?
Van: Rim me.
Plech: OK.

Wibble: Plech?
Plech: Yes Wibbs?
Wibble: Are we kissing?
Plech: Of course not? Why?
Wibble: Well it sort of seems like we might be.
Plech: Don't be daft?
Wibble: Are you sure?
Plech: Of course.
Wibble: Oh good.

long pause

Wibble: How can you be so sure?
Plech: Because fish don't exist.
Wibble: Excellent.

long pause

Wibble: Plech?
Plech: Yes Wibbs?
Wibble: You are sure we don't exist?
Plech: Very sure.
Wibble: In that case ......
Plech: Yes Wibbs?
Wibble: Rim me.
Plech: Yes

Plech: Colin
Colin: Plech

....long pause....

Plech: Rim me
Colin: Yes

 

[Suresh]

And of course, the master has the final say...(although we hope it's not the last)

Noods: Wibbs, Geebs?
GB: Mmmm...yes?
Wibbs: Oof...yeah?
Noods: Plech has raised the issue of sub-par or spastic posts making the Classic.
GB: Oh.
Wibbs: Ugh ugh ugh c'mon!

[pause]

Noods: Well, what are we going to do?
GB: Well, Wibbs is going to continue to sodomise you...
Noods: Right...
Wibbs: Yeah!
GB: And I'll just stand here, looking for worms...
Noods: Right...
Wibbs: Take it bitch!
GB: And you, continue to rim me.
Noods: yes

 

[Wibble]

Buddenbrook: Plech?
Plech: Who me?
Buddenbrook: Yes you. You look like a pig lover.
Plech: Well .. erm .... sort of (looks around nervously)
Buddenbrook: Meat is murder. Pigs doubly so.
Plech: Eating pigs makes them an evolutionary success.
Buddenbrook: They are more intelligent than the entire transfer forum
Plech: So is my lawn.
Buddenbrook: Good point. But they are so cute and anyone who eats them is scum.
Plech: I sort of agree for reasons that aren't 100% clear even to me.
Buddenbrook: Did I mention that meat is murder?
Plech: Yes
Buddenbrook: And that pigs are cute, intelligent and everything?
Plech: Yes. Frequently.

long pause

Buddenbrook: Plech?
Plech: Yes.
Buddenbrook: Here comes Noodle.
Plech: So
Buddenbrook: Spit roast me
Plech & Plech: Yes

 

[Suresh]

Thanks Wibs. I missed that one. Could this be made a sticky, please?

 

[Wibble]

Davo: Colin?
Plech: My name isn't Colin.
Davo: Ok cuntface.
Plech: Better
Davo: Is that Pork that you are eating?
Plech: No I'm a vegetarian.
Davo: But you eat shellfish all the time. Being an Otter.
Plech: A Saint said I could and I love pigs.
Davo: And pigeons?
Plech: Yes. I don't eat them either.
Davo: But you do bone them.
Plech: Only if the occasion demands it.
Davo: Oh.

long pause.

Plech: Davo?
Davo: Yes Colin?
Plech: My name isn't .... oh what is the use .....
Davo: Get on with it bacon breath.
Plech: Ok, ok.
Davo: Well?
Plech: Rim me
Davo: yes.

 

[Plechazunga]

Excellent work, Suresh

See, without the unacknowledged efforts of the likes of Suresh here, what of our civilisation would be left?

Su'agoaws

 

[Wibble]

He had an ulterior motive Plech.

Suresh: Plech?
Plech: Yes Suresh.
Suresh: You are really funny.
Plech: Thanks. And without you little of our civilisation would be left.
Suresh: Thanks.
Plech: You deserve the praise.
Suresh: So do you.
Plech: Thanks.

long pause

Suresh: Plech?
Plech: Yes Suresh?
Suresh: Wibbs ignored my request to make me sticky.
Plech: So?
Suresh: well I was wondering if you .....
Plech: Yes?
Suresh: Could ........
Plech: Yes?

short pause

Suresh: Rim me?
Plech: Yes.

 

[Plechazunga]

 

[jim]

GB: Weaste?
Weaste: golden.
GB: Rapid Red's complaining about something or other
Weaste: Do you want the good news, or the bad news?
GB: Hmm...which doesn't involve me getting ruthlessly sodomised by you?
Weaste: Neither.
GB: Right. Well, I'll have the bad news then.
Weaste: I'm about to ruthlessly sodomise you.
GB: Shit. And the good news?
Weaste: I'm about to ruthlessly sodomise you.
GB: Bonzer.
Weaste: Rim me.
GB: Yes.

Was looking for this one

 

[Melbourne Red]

Every post in this thread is funny, even Plech's "" post.

 

[Plechazunga]

Don't be fooled by its brevity Mel...it took time and skill to encapsulate everything I wanted to say in that small green laughing face

 

[Wibble]

Su'agoaws

 

[Suresh]

He had an ulterior motive Plech.

Suresh: Plech?
Plech: Yes Suresh.
Suresh: You are really funny.
Plech: Thanks. And without you little of our civilisation would be left.
Suresh: Thanks.
Plech: You deserve the praise.
Suresh: So do you.
Plech: Thanks.

long pause

Suresh: Plech?
Plech: Yes Suresh?
Suresh: Wibbs ignored my request to make me sticky.
Plech: So?
Suresh: well I was wondering if you .....
Plech: Yes?
Suresh: Could ........
Plech: Yes?

short pause

Suresh: Rim me?
Plech: Yes.

Hoi!

You're just miffed I named it the Vagina dialogues.

 

[Plechazunga]

The Vagina Modologues, could be a compromise?

I don't quite get the "Vagina" aspect mind...they playlets mostly involve bumming

"The Arse Modologues"?

 

[Suresh]

The Vagina Modologues, could be a compromise?

I don't quite get the "Vagina" aspect mind...they playlets mostly involve bumming

"The Arse Modologues"?

Let's just say it was a cheeky reference to the currently popular (and much debated on multiple forums) point of view regarding the mods.

 

[Plechazunga]

 

[Suresh]

No mater how many times that is posted and no matter how truly it reflects upon the situation, the war rages on... for reasons I've long since given up trying to fathom.

 

[Plechazunga]

The reason is simple, and can be summed up in one word:

Gays

 

[Salvation]

Missed a few there.

I see yours and I raise it to:

 

[SmashedHombre]

I'm loving this thread

 

[Wibble]

Rim me

 

[Plechazunga]

Yes.

 

[Plechazunga]

You low-down, editing, fecker...you've taken away my edit mode

This means war...no, it already is a war....this means Nuclear War

 

[Wibble]

I'd write a playlet based around an animal picture if I were you.

It is now the only acceptable form of revenge on the Caf.

 

[Plechazunga]

Not quite the only one...

 

[Wibble]

Animated sheep shagging based taglines are also acceptable.

There are others but the sheer spacticity of them is amazing.

 

[Plechazunga]

Noods: Er, right, Wibbs. Plech wants to tell you that he's very disappointed by this current bestiality playlet escalation, and was happier when he was free to do his own mod-based bestiality playlets, undisturbed and with total impunity.

[pause]

Noods: Wibbs?
Wibble: Mfmfmfmgh.
Noods: What's going on?
Wibble: Mffgh hghmf mmm ghm ffg.
Noods: A-ha.

[pause]

Noods: Geebs?
Geebs: [squelch] Mm?
Noods: Run this by me one more time...
Geebs: Well, you're sucking off Wibbs, who is also both sucking off, and being sucked off by, a father-son pangolin combo, the son of which, is also rimming the father...
Noods: And you are...
Geebs: Rimming you.
Noods: Yes.

 

[RedCanadian]

This thread is destined for the classics!

 

[Wibble]

 

[Marcosdeto]

this is so good

 

[vijay]

Noods: Er, right, Wibbs. Plech wants to tell you that he's very disappointed by this current bestiality playlet escalation, and was happier when he was free to do his own mod-based bestiality playlets, undisturbed and with total impunity.

[pause]

Noods: Wibbs?
Wibble: Mfmfmfmgh.
Noods: What's going on?
Wibble: Mffgh hghmf mmm ghm ffg.
Noods: A-ha.

[pause]

Noods: Geebs?
Geebs: [squelch] Mm?
Noods: Run this by me one more time...
Geebs: Well, you're sucking off Wibbs, who is also both sucking off, and being sucked off by, a father-son pangolin combo, the son of which, is also rimming the father...
Noods: And you are...
Geebs: Rimming you.
Noods: Yes.

 

[Suresh]

 

[RedCanuck]

I was wondering when the pangolins would show up.


Pangolins

 

[USDevil]

Best one by far!!!

 

[mehro]

we need llamas now.

 

[SmashedHombre]

plech what the hell runs through that mind of yours.

oh and sheep shagging taglines aren't an acceptable form of revenge IMVVVVHO

 

[Plechazunga]

You're in no position to cast aspersions, sickboy, after your shit sandwich efforts