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Suresh

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Mehro: Weaste?
Weaste: Yes, Mehro?
Mehro: This is the second time you've done this to me today.
Weaste: When was the first?
Mehro: That petition thread! You're evil.
Weaste: Well.... you're such a nice pussy... and I like pussies.
Mehro: Bugger!
Weaste: Hold on. I'll get to that soon.
 

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The Kippax Kid said:



KK. but GB
KK. your not listening
KK i will sulk
KK thats it im paddying
KK pady,paddy


GB. thinking....."wish the potty cow would go to bed"
:lol: :lol:

you can't post here if you don't use the word "rim" in the modologue.
 

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KK: Geebs?
GB: Yes?
KK: Let me post in the newbies.
GB: NO!
KK: Oh, come on. Pretty please.
GB: NO!
KK: This is not fair! You told me I could.
GB: When did I say that?
KK: Just now, when I let you bone me.
GB: I don't remember that.
KK: Why does all the men I go out with say that? I'm not that bad.
GB: ...
KK: Oh, come on now. You did me and I can prove it.
GB: No, you can't.
KK: Oh yeah? Have a look at how ruffled my tailfeathers are!
GB: That doesn't mean anything. You could have sat down wrongly.
KK: Geebs, I have your feathers up there as proof. You were so rough.
GB: Oh.


short pause


KK: Geebs?
GB: Yeah?
KK: You really won't allow me to post in the newbies, will you?
GB: Citeh have a better chance at winning the title than that ever happening.
KK: Ok.... uhmm Geebs?
GB: Hmmm?
KK: Remember what I said earlier about that lovely beak of yours?
GB: Hmmm?
KK: Would you, like... you know...
GB. What?
KK: Rim me?
GB: Only if you promise to shut up.
KK: 'k.
 

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Suresh said:


KK: Geebs?
GB: Yes?
KK: Let me post in the newbies.
GB: NO!
KK: Oh, come on. Pretty please.
GB: NO!
KK: This is not fair! You told me I could.
GB: When did I say that?
KK: Just now, when I let you bone me.
GB: I don't remember that.
KK: Why does all the men I go out with say that? I'm not that bad.
GB: ...
KK: Oh, come on now. You did me and I can prove it.
GB: No, you can't.
KK: Oh yeah? Have a look at how ruffled my tailfeathers are!
GB: That doesn't mean anything. You could have sat down wrongly.
KK: Geebs, I have your feathers up there as proof. You were so rough.
GB: Oh.


short pause


KK: Geebs?
GB: Yeah?
KK: You really won't allow me to post in the newbies, will you?
GB: Citeh have a better chance at winning the title than that ever happening.
KK: Ok.... uhmm Geebs?
GB: Hmmm?
KK: Remember what I said earlier about that lovely beak of yours?
GB: Hmmm?
KK: Would you, like... you know...
GB. What?
KK: Rim me?
GB: Only if you promise to shut up.
KK: 'k.

:lol: :lol:
 

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Mehro: Weaste?
Weaste: Mehro?
Mehro: This is the last time, right?
Weaste: er...uhmm.. maybe...
Mehro: But you said you'll send Suresh here if I did this three times.
Weaste: Unghh.. unghh.. I... unngghh.... may have... unnghhh... lied....
Mehro: What? You tricked me?!!
Weaste: Shut up..uunngh... bitch! You...ungggh....like it...
Mehro: Weate! You lied to me!
Weaste: Unnghhh.. gnaaaah!


a brief pause


Mehro: Weaste, you broke my heart, you know?
Weaste: feck if I care. You think we are a couple or something?
Mehro: I thought, you know, since we've been so close and all...
Weaste: Shut up. You're just my bitch, that's all.
Mehro: Sniff. Ok.


another brief pause


Mehro: Weaste?
Weaste: What?
Mehro: You didn't really demote Suresh, did you?
Weaste: No.
Mehro: You're mean.
Weaste: That's how you like me. Now shut up and let me rim you!
Mehro: Sniff.............'k
 

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Suresh said:


Mehro: Weaste?
Weaste: Mehro?
Mehro: This is the last time, right?
Weaste: er...uhmm.. maybe...
Mehro: But you said you'll send Suresh here if I did this three times.
Weaste: Unghh.. unghh.. I... unngghh.... may have... unnghhh... lied....
Mehro: What? You tricked me?!!
Weaste: Shut up..uunngh... bitch! You...ungggh....like it...
Mehro: Weate! You lied to me!
Weaste: Unnghhh.. gnaaaah!


a brief pause


Mehro: Weaste, you broke my heart, you know?
Weaste: feck if I care. You think we are a couple or something?
Mehro: I thought, you know, since we've been so close and all...
Weaste: Shut up. You're just my bitch, that's all.
Mehro: Sniff. Ok.


another brief pause


Mehro: Weaste?
Weaste: What?
Mehro: You didn't really demote Suresh, did you?
Weaste: No.
Mehro: You're mean.
Weaste: That's how you like me. Now shut up and let me rim you!
Mehro: Sniff.............'k
LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Suresh said:


Mehro: Weaste?
Weaste: Mehro?
Mehro: This is the last time, right?
Weaste: er...uhmm.. maybe...
Mehro: But you said you'll send Suresh here if I did this three times.
Weaste: Unghh.. unghh.. I... unngghh.... may have... unnghhh... lied....
Mehro: What? You tricked me?!!
Weaste: Shut up..uunngh... bitch! You...ungggh....like it...
Mehro: Weate! You lied to me!
Weaste: Unnghhh.. gnaaaah!


a brief pause


Mehro: Weaste, you broke my heart, you know?
Weaste: feck if I care. You think we are a couple or something?
Mehro: I thought, you know, since we've been so close and all...
Weaste: Shut up. You're just my bitch, that's all.
Mehro: Sniff. Ok.


another brief pause


Mehro: Weaste?
Weaste: What?
Mehro: You didn't really demote Suresh, did you?
Weaste: No.
Mehro: You're mean.
Weaste: That's how you like me. Now shut up and let me rim you!
Mehro: Sniff.............'k
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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KK: GB why do you think Vijay, Mehro, Marcos and WelshRed have turned away from women since they joined the forum
GB: They met you.
 

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Mrs Marcos: Marcos?
Marcos: Yes, honey?
Mrs Marcos: Will you please stop squeezing me.
Marcos: I've got a crush on you.
Mrs Marcos: Stop it!
Marcos: You're so juicy.
Mrs Marcos: I said stop it! Those jokes are not funny.


short pause



Marcos: Honey, I've got a problem here.
Mrs Marcos: Not again. You say that every time.
Marcos: Honey, I don't think you understand...
Mrs Marcos: Just go and take one of those blue pills, will you.
Marcos: But honey, that's not my problem this time. And I've already taken the pill...two of them.
Mrs Marcos: Oh, for crying out loud. What now? Do you want me to dress up like Richter again? It's getting so you are never able to get it up if I don't.
Marcos: That would be nice... but no, honey. This is different.
Mrs Marcos: FFS! What is it.
Marcos: Well, I want to rim you...
Mrs Marcos: And...


brief pause



Marcos: Where do I do it?
 

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Suresh said:


Mrs Marcos: Marcos?
Marcos: Yes, honey?
Mrs Marcos: Will you please stop squeezing me.
Marcos: I've got a crush on you.
Mrs Marcos: Stop it!
Marcos: You're so juicy.
Mrs Marcos: I said stop it! Those jokes are not funny.


short pause



Marcos: Honey, I've got a problem here.
Mrs Marcos: Not again. You say that every time.
Marcos: Honey, I don't think you understand...
Mrs Marcos: Just go and take one of those blue pills, will you.
Marcos: But honey, that's not my problem this time. And I've already taken the pill...two of them.
Mrs Marcos: Oh, for crying out loud. What now? Do you want me to dress up like Richter again? It's getting so you are never able to get it up if I don't.
Marcos: That would be nice... but no, honey. This is different.
Mrs Marcos: FFS! What is it.
Marcos: Well, I want to rim you...
Mrs Marcos: And...


brief pause



Marcos: Where do I do it?
:lol:
 

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Suresh said:


Mrs Marcos: Marcos?
Marcos: Yes, honey?
Mrs Marcos: Will you please stop squeezing me.
Marcos: I've got a crush on you.
Mrs Marcos: Stop it!
Marcos: You're so juicy.
Mrs Marcos: I said stop it! Those jokes are not funny.


short pause



Marcos: Honey, I've got a problem here.
Mrs Marcos: Not again. You say that every time.
Marcos: Honey, I don't think you understand...
Mrs Marcos: Just go and take one of those blue pills, will you.
Marcos: But honey, that's not my problem this time. And I've already taken the pill...two of them.
Mrs Marcos: Oh, for crying out loud. What now? Do you want me to dress up like Richter again? It's getting so you are never able to get it up if I don't.
Marcos: That would be nice... but no, honey. This is different.
Mrs Marcos: FFS! What is it.
Marcos: Well, I want to rim you...
Mrs Marcos: And...


brief pause



Marcos: Where do I do it?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Where do I do it?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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ShootfighterX: YEAHARGGGG!! I'm ShootfighterX!!!
Noodle: I know who you are, I promoted your sorry ass!
ShootfighterX: Do you think I care, you Welsh freak? Darren Fletcher sucks ass!
Noodle: [chuckling]: That's why I promoted you.

pause

Noodle: Have you ever heard of Tristain Finkleberry III?
ShootfighterX: Check out this move....
Noodle: Wha..? Hey, cut it out...
ShootfighterX: That is what I'm going to do to Darren Fletcher the next time I see him....
Noodle: Impressive, but let's get down to why I promoted you.

long pause...

ShootfighterX: Why did you promote me, noods. Is it because I've been to Wales?
Noodle: Erm...nope.
ShootfighterX: Because of my enlightening contibution to football debate?
Noodle: Try again.
ShootfighterX: So I could espouse my views on Darren Fletcher?
Noodles: Wrong again.

longer pause...
ShootfighterX: Was it so I could...
Noodle: Rim me?
ShootfighterX: Yes.
Noodle: Yes.
 

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Dr. Dwayne said:


ShootfighterX: YEAHARGGGG!! I'm ShootfighterX!!!
Noodle: I know who you are, I promoted your sorry ass!
ShootfighterX: Do you think I care, you Welsh freak? Darren Fletcher sucks ass!
Noodle: [chuckling]: That's why I promoted you.

pause

Noodle: Have you ever heard of Tristain Finkleberry III?
ShootfighterX: Check out this move....
Noodle: Wha..? Hey, cut it out...
ShootfighterX: That is what I'm going to do to Darren Fletcher the next time I see him....
Noodle: Impressive, but let's get down to why I promoted you.

long pause...

ShootfighterX: Why did you promote me, noods. Is it because I've been to Wales?
Noodle: Erm...nope.
ShootfighterX: Because of my enlightening contibution to football debate?
Noodle: Try again.
ShootfighterX: So I could espouse my views on Darren Fletcher?
Noodles: Wrong again.

longer pause...
ShootfighterX: Was it so I could...
Noodle: Rim me?
ShootfighterX: Yes.
Noodle: Yes.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for reviving this thread Doc!:D