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I must wank immediately.
I must wank immediately.
Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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But confirming he isn't signing a new deal doesn't exactly rule out him not leaving, as he still has a long while to go, doesn't he?
Though, I'm just being very picky here until it's totally official. It's all too vague. Why can't they Tweet "Mazinho confirms Thiago is set to tell Barca to shove it up your bollocks and play for United forever and ever" ?
Though, I'm just being very picky here until it's totally official. It's all too vague. Why can't they Tweet "Mazinho confirms Thiago is set to tell Barca to shove it up your bollocks and play for United forever and ever" ?
If that tweet is true, he's off. Barca aren't going to keep an unhappy player, especially one who isn't even a starter.
The question is whether we are his destination.
I'm not casting aspersions against you as you're merely reporting the tweet, but why should we believe anything that account says? Twitter's just one giant WUM when it comes to stuff like this.
Viva Thiagoooo!
Viva Thiagoooo!
Viva Thiagoooo!
Could have stayed in Spain...
But he chose the rain...
Viva Thiagoooo!
Viva Thiagoooo!
Viva Thiagoooo!
Could have stayed in Spain...
But he chose the rain...
Viva Thiagoooo!
argh a wrote a poem and my tab app crashed. Go Thiago's Dad.
If you rearrange Thiago Alcantara, you get 'A Rain Hat Catalog'. It's obvious he's off to Manchester.
He's going to Bayern.
oooff! Nice one, I'm off to knock one out now.
If that tweet is true, he's off. Barca aren't going to keep an unhappy player, especially one who isn't even a starter.
The question is whether we are his destination.
If they keep him a bit longer, this cut-price clause expires at least.
As I say though, I'm just being very picky at all these 'reports' until it's fully official that Thiago has signed and it's nailed on.
No worries mate, like you I am hoping that this is not a bullshit account.
Just sharing whats out there on twitterverse, the good and the bad.
Monitoring this thread has been a right laugh, will be a sad day once it comes to an end.
It's the final wankdown!
For a forum that has usually has a very good sense of humour, you'd think people would know when a joke has been flogged to death
It is possible, but I think that would just be bad for all parties involved.
I agree with you though, until we see that white sheet I won't believe anything.
Joke?
It's all pointing towards good signs. I like the sound of this mazinho he has got his head screwed on
Good point, lets go back to the serious talk.
I personally don't think he's coming as he will be too expensive after the U21s and Barca wont want to sell him.
Aye, fair enough. I'll not lie to you, I'd fecking love it if it was true!
The one thing that's exciting me about this rumour is that there's no smoke without fire, and all that. This transfer does seem to have some traction. Just hope it doesn't go the way of Ozil, Sneijder and Hazard.
Well we clearly are interested and have spoken with his agent. Craig Norwoods tweet more or less confirms that for any doubters. Remains to be seen if Barca will convince him to stay but lets hope he ends up coming here as it looks like will happen.
Thanks for this. My boss surprisingly came around my desk to talk to me. I had just been looking at pictures of some very hot, naked Brazilian ladies and quickly clicked the next explorer tab over to change to something more innocuous looking. Your post was the first one on the page. I would've preferred he thought I was looking at porn instead of some gay masturbation forum.
He's a red!
I heard he has a release clause?
I don't see how Norwood would be ITK though - chances are he's just recycling rumours.
The best sign that something's afoot is the fact that the Catalan press are starting to throw their toys out of the pram.
As good as solidifies the deal.
He's a red!
He's a red!
Even better than the signed ball IMO.What you reckon he's got on the back? Scholes?
He even wrote "TheRepublikOfMancunia.com" on his wall, too
DDG wrote it, not him.
I used to play in an Ajax t-shirt now and again when I was 6.
Pallister.
I used to play in a Milan shirt; and if they'd tried to sign me I would've joined. Ergo, it's on. Alas, Brookside Boys was the pinnacle of my career
Nah, Pallister had already left the club when that kit was released.
Wasn't there a picture of Isco in an old City shirt recently?
There's no sentiment in football now. No deal until the boy signs. Fax him the contract on the beach.
There's no sentiment in football now. No deal until the boy signs. Fax him the contract on the beach.
Thiago, woah.
Thiago, woah.
He played for Barcelona,
And now I've got a boner.
Thiago, woah.
He played for Barcelona,
And now I've got a boner.
The Picture of Thiago in United Top is from this video. 8m,52 sec in.
And if they offered you a spot in their midfield for next season, would you take it?
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