Messi 
Things Wan-Bissaka could tackle
- Thread starter ivaldo
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No you're not.
The Gazza/Snoop conflict and their respective substance abuse problems
Theresa May
MaybeMessi
Disproportionately small toasters.
The Iran nuclear deal.
Trump’s views on immigrants.
Trump’s views on immigrants.
The chicken or egg conundrum.
The horde of nerds preparing to assault Area 51
Shitposting in the United forum.
The border problem in the US
His tickle.
There's only Wan-Bissaka as they say in Derry and Strabane.
A vindaloo without a drink handy
Corruption in FIFA
He could finally tackle the problem of pissing and farting at the same time.
Animal agriculture
Zlatan, and get away with it.
My grandma
The human centipede
The US /Mexico border
Fixed.
Darth Vader
Two Bissaka.
The Fermi Paradox.
Quantum gravity as well if he's interested.
Quantum gravity as well if he's interested.
Jurgen Klopp’s teeth.
The multiverse.
Angela Merkel's furious beaver.
Should start with his own.
@Fridge chutney 's wum posts in the twitter thread
Huh! Nobody can tackle that. Thon shithead has held the twitter transfer thread to ransom and acts with complete impunity.
The unstoppable force vs the immovable object conundrum.
Actually the immovable object wins because that is also known as Aaron Wan Bissaka.
Actually the immovable object wins because that is also known as Aaron Wan Bissaka.
my relatively sparse tweets are dwarfed by the numerous updates about the same 5 players reported by journalists or aggregators making stuff up.All the yellow ties on Sky Sports News. I'm bloody sick of them, have at it AWB!
Our right back problems
CAF's transfer insecurities
There's something quite wrong in this quite interesting phrase but I can't quite put my fingers on it quietly.
Definitely. But that dissonance is the butt of this joke. Saves and tackles refer to specific actions, "moves" doesn't; it's also not a verb that can be used by itself — you are moving somewhere, you don't just "move".
Pete Boyles song.