He missed for all your sins.
Toaster Toes Timo Werner | Tottenham Player
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That was a poor penalty.
Already in a really awful situation, he just keeps making it even more bad. In this rate, he will very soon do suicidal thing to his football career. I think Chelsea has the sports psychological expert who should have helped him?
It won't be long before we're all forgiven.He missed for all your sins.
Where is he playing now, center back?
Still think he’d be great in United’s or Liverpool’s systems.
When the latter aren’t doing their best Stoke impression, that is. So, probably the 2017-19 Liverpool team.
When the latter aren’t doing their best Stoke impression, that is. So, probably the 2017-19 Liverpool team.
On the left. Tammy or Giroud are playing as striker for us.
Morata levels of bad finishing
Nonsense, he’s bang average technically. Was never going to be as good as many people said.
That's just what we need, another inverted forward who can't finish for toffee!
hahahahahahaHe missed for all your sins.
He’s certainly not outstanding technically, but he would’ve been a perfect fit into Liverpool’s front three — and it’s highly likely that he also would’ve scored a lot more as he’s clearly a confidence player as well. Why did Chelsea sign him if they weren’t going to play the way he’s used to is another matter — they’re basically downplaying all of his strengths and highlighting his main weakness (technical deficiencies). Their transfer campaign looked very well planned, but Lamps was clearly not a part of that planning for whatever weird reason.
I think he would have been okay for Liverpool but not remarkable. Jota is a more talented player for example. I agree they haven’t used him correctly or played to his strengths but I’d argue those strengths aren’t really conductive to a top team where you have to be able to back up some pace with technical attributes.
Wide striker
This guy looks like a system player that was well suited to the energy drink team and nothing more.
The Energy drink team are very good at marketing their players though.
Playing him as a striker will certainly help him to some degree, although I have major doubts if he can play as a lone CF against PL deep blocks. But his misses have nothing to do with whether he's coming from the left or centrally, his finishing has just been rubbish this season.
Yeah I'm not so sure they're a good team to buy from. Keita at Liverpool looks similar in that regard.
Always good for a laugh.
Still in a slump
Say what you will about Werner - and I'm going to do just that: his first touch is as bumby as dropping a bouncy ball on cobblestones, his finishing is deadly only to supporting fans with blood pressure issues, his dribbling is about as elegant, controlled and successful as if you'd throw a ball into the legs of a running spaniel and expected him to beat a top human football defender, and then we all remember how he had to go off the pitch during a CL game in Istanbul, crying because the stadium was too loud - but he IS a very prolific and proficient diver.
what?
Is that real? Does he have Asperger's?
I can only assume Werner bummed your mrs.
Don't abuse bayern fans here otherwise dortmund and bayer Leverkusen fans in caf will abuse you. They work in unison.
His strange obsession with Werner is baffling.
Had to laugh reading that.
Because it's true
Obsession? How come you think that?
4 goals in 21 PL appearances
He's only scored in 3 PL games all season
He's only scored in 3 PL games all season
He's terrible. Actively runs away from the goal when on the ball.
I noticed that a couple of times, he looked happy for his first touch to take him wide and lay it off to somebody else.
The likes of Calum Wilson and Ashley Barnes would terrorise the Bundesliga
They have to get rid. Simple as that.
I don't see what they have to lose by getting rid tonight. Get Rafa in as interim [or permanent if they fancy him] and start building again. Or don't, keep the rest of us entertained.
Had a bet on which required him to take one shot on target. Just one.
Watched him with a keen eye and he was more interested getting chalk on his boots then getting in on goal.
Doesn't look a striker which is mad considering his record before Chelsea.
Wrong thread?
Crap, yes apologies everyone.
The Bundesliga is so poor in comparison to the PL.