Twangggggg…. (thud) Twangggggg…. (thud). The end

[Pickle85]

worst part was I didn’t quite leave it long enough to heal and it went again.

Same girl - she was a trooper and whilst I expected her to never wanna see me again, let me go back for more. Taught me a lot she did

This is one of the best things I've read on the caf. Though it made me wince...

 

[VeevaVee]

Thought this was the sound of another Phil Jones injury

 

[Pexbo]

Twannnngggg!

 

[Pexbo]

(Thud)

 

[Samid]

Twanggggggggg

 

[Pexbo]

(Thud)

 

[Heinzesight]

(Thud)

 

[Jim Beam]

 

[Samid]

Twanggggg

 

[Pexbo]

Twaaaaang

 

[Damien]

ffs spoilers

 

[Pexbo]

(Thud)

 

[Van Piorsing]

Thought this was the sound of another Phil Jones injury

Feckin hell, Redcafe's on fire today.

 

[Samid]

Feckin hell, Redcafe's on fire today.

That post is from September 12.

 

[Van Piorsing]

That post is from September 12.

Yup.

Now I'm trying to commit seppuku with a bow.

 

[Samid]

Twangggggg

Disallowed

 

[Pexbo]

Twangggggg

Disallowed

Thud

 

[Samid]

Thud

fixed

 

[Red the Bear]

What an underwhelming end to his United career, oh well.

 

[ShinjiNinja26]

(Thud)

Dud.

 

[Samid]

Which thread will be bigger by the end of the season?

No competition in the end.

Two Twanggggs all season? That's fecking lame.

 

[Samid]

Thanks for the thread @Pexbo. It was a blast.

Twanggggg

 

[Red the Bear]

Well , I suppose it's time for closing this one down.

 

[Pexbo]

Thanks for the thread @Pexbo. It was a blast.

Twanggggg

And for the last time….

(thud)

 

[VeevaVee]

Time to lock the thread

 

[Charles Miller]

Deserves a statue just like Aguero.

 

[horsechoker]

Deserves a statue just like Aguero.

But make it look like Jonny Depp or Daniel Day Lewis

 

[Red Royal]

In hindsight, should have been let go last year. Half assed effort this year

 

[Charles Miller]

But make it look like Jonny Depp or Daniel Day Lewis

That guy from Footloose i can't remember the name.

 

[Samid]

Twanggggg

 

[Pexbo]

(Thud)

 

[Samid]

Twanggggg

 

[Pexbo]

(Thud)

 

[mitchmouse]

I loved watching this guy play and wish we'd use him with Ronaldo rather than either or... I do feel that a first-season Cavani might have got as enough goals to scrape into fourth spot. He made runs no one else at the club did (hello, Messrs Rashford and Martial) and better midfielders would have found him more often. My guess is he would have scored hatfuls playing in the days of Scholes, Keane and Beckham.

It ended sadly which is a shame and because of that he isn't up there with recent "older" players like Zlatan but not sure Ole exactly helped the situation...

 

[Pexbo]

I loved watching this guy play and wish we'd use him with Ronaldo rather than either or... I do feel that a first-season Cavani might have got as enough goals to scrape into fourth spot. He made runs no one else at the club did (hello, Messrs Rashford and Martial) and better midfielders would have found him more often. My guess is he would have scored hatfuls playing in the days of Scholes, Keane and Beckham.

It ended sadly which is a shame and because of that he isn't up there with recent "older" players like Zlatan but not sure Ole exactly helped the situation...

(Thud)

 

[Samid]

(Thud)

 

[arthurka]

Bam Thwok

 

[Pexbo]

Bam Thwok

 

[NoLogo]

I have no clue what's going on here.

 

[Adam-Utd]

Twanggggg

couldn’t care less.

BTW who was that right winger? we could do with somebody like that.