Royalists across the nation become enraged as the queen ends up facilitating a republican Prime Minister.A vote of no confidence, then a constitutional crisis where Boris refuses to dissolve parliament, due to the fixed parliament act, and it's up to Lizzy to decide whether or not she has to intervene and ask Corbyn to try and form a government.
Either way we have to behead her for interfering.
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And here’s to you Tommy Robinson,
Oldham hates you more than you will know.
And here’s to you Tommy Robinson,
Oldham hates you more than you will know.
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
The Brexit party has deported you
Dark but still kind of funny.At least David Cameron finally managed to destroy UKIP.
Cheesy said:Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
The Brexit party has deported you
Whatever you think of his actions, you have to feel sorry for him as an individual...Jimmy Savile becomes Brexit Party MEP
In means outJimmy Savile becomes Brexit Party MEP
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May staying?I believe this ends in a very right-wing Tory PM
The only way to get out of the mess right nowSo 7.3m definitive votes for hard brexit/tory brexit
7m definitive votes for remain
2.3m residual votes for fence-sitting Labour
This is also on the back of remain areas having a higher turnout than leave areas across the country.
In other words, a second referendum of hard brexit vs no brexit will be another perfectly polarised no-clear-answer-providing mess.
Oh, yeah!So 7.3m definitive votes for hard brexit/tory brexit
7m definitive votes for remain
2.3m residual votes for fence-sitting Labour
This is also on the back of remain areas having a higher turnout than leave areas across the country.
In other words, a second referendum of hard brexit vs no brexit will be another perfectly polarised no-clear-answer-providing mess.
Well that's one way to parse it, but I think a fairer way (though I would) is to plump the Tory 1.5m in with Labour as the parties seeking to leave the EU with a deal, and I think it's fair because both were primarily concerned with a customs union/agreement that prevented a hard border in NI.So 7.3m definitive votes for hard brexit/tory brexit
7m definitive votes for remain
2.3m residual votes for fence-sitting Labour
This is also on the back of remain areas having a higher turnout than leave areas across the country.
In other words, a second referendum of hard brexit vs no brexit will be another perfectly polarised no-clear-answer-providing mess.
In what world would any Tory dare vote for such a referendum?Well that's one way to parse it, but I think a fairer way (though I would) is to plump the Tory 1.5m in with Labour as the parties seeking to leave the EU with a deal, and I think it's fair because both were primarily concerned with a customs union/agreement that prevented a hard border in NI.
No guarantee that remain would win, but I'm taking those odds over just bumbling towards hard brexit with our hands off the wheel.
One where there are enough that don't want the ERG and Farage to lead Boris towards crashing out by the nose?In what world would any Tory dare vote for such a referendum?
Cause the referendum wouldn't solve anything. I'm working on an unhinged rant, involving this and other positions, so bear with...One where there are enough that don't want the ERG and Farage to lead Boris towards crashing out by the nose?
I don't expect it'll happen, but there's a chance at least and I'm not really seeing the advantage of meekly accepting the alternative either.
Come here to Ireland and tell everyone thatThe die hard remainers are desperately hoping either a second referendum or just cancelling brexit and somehow gaslighting the leavers in to pretending none of this happened is going to get us out of this (okay, admittedly the latter is a tiny minority but it's there alright). As if the problem here is that it was 52-48 the wrong way. It isn't. It's that during that referendum we all got so entrenched in our positions, understandably given the significance of the matter, and no one is going to see the results of any second referendum not go in their favour and decide to budge unless there was a result that... well, one we all know there won't be.
The baffling lot who still think something near May's deal could work are banking that the idea that 'maybe if we tried it with a PM with a penis they will have more authority'. These are comfortably the most mentally broken people by this whole ordeal and I am going to assume further comment isn't required.
The No Deal lot are the ones with a credible plan. They are lemmings who want to run off the cliff because there might be a nice pool at the bottom. That is a clear way forward and one that will quickly provide us with the information the public actually needs to get over this.
No Deal has the only credible plan. It involves us going splat on the rocks below but I just don't see how anything else answers the question.
Or I could try telling it to all the Brits terrified about getting their medicine supply. Both are terrifying and immediate crises we would face with no deal.Come here to Ireland and tell everyone that
The Liberal Democrats and the BNP.Can someone educate me on UK parties?
Who's the UK democrat equivalent and gop equivalent?
So I went to school with a bunch of racists. Good to know!Tweet
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Labor would be the democratsCan someone educate me on UK parties?
Who's the UK democrat equivalent and gop equivalent?
The Liberal Democrats and the BNP.
Ah. thanksLabor would be the democrats
The conservative (torys) would be the gop
Historically.
He's being funny saying the BNP. Although the current gop is about what they are.Ah. thanks
If you combine our two wholly insufficient answers you get somewhere near the truth.He's being funny saying the BNP. Although the current gop is about what they are.
The two big parties are the conservatives and labor.
That was what I said at first mate.If you combine our two wholly insufficient answers you get somewhere near the truth.