UK General Election - 12th December 2019 | Con 365, Lab 203, LD 11, SNP 48, Other 23 - Tory Majority of 80

[lewwoo]

You don't deserve to. I'm going make Phil Jones come on to ruin it for you. Let that teach you a lesson.

I love your left wing ass.

 

[Fingeredmouse]

WTAF?

Spoiler

Dumfries and Aberdeen are traditionally Tory. This is entirely plausible.

 

[esmufc07]

I feel sick.

 

[Pexbo]

Interesting...from the Beeb live blog

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Cant make head nor tail of that. Can’t see Lib Dem’s doing anything in Scotland and impossible that Labour pick up two seats in Cornwall.

 

[2mufc0]

That's Twitter. Have a look on Facebook which tilts more right-wing and carries more disinformation.

Found this gem under one of Boris's Facebook posts:

Hope Boris bring are fishing back to Grimsby make us a fishing port again big and proud like it was before nouth sea is ares not Spains we are not aloud in are own waters they drarg the bottom of the sea to get what they want that's where fish lay there eggs no wonder we are short off fish

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Interesting...from the Beeb live blog

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Edit: ffs that's the current one isn't it? Sorry folks

what's with the grey

 

[esmufc07]

Found this gem under one of Boris's Facebook posts:

 

[Mr Pigeon]

WTAF?

Spoiler

Alright, where is he? I know Colin is in this photo somewhere.

 

[Fingeredmouse]

I love your left wing ass.

And I love your filthy right wing mind. I'm a sap for an evil bastard. Inflict your fiscal austerity on me!

 

[Damien]

what's with the grey

Independent. White will be the speaker.

 

[Redlambs]

Nights like tonight remind me of @alastair

I'll be sure to pour one out in his honour.

Or, perhaps more appropriately, dump one out.

 

[Pexbo]

I feel sick.

You had a go on @Rolandofgilead’s zoot?

 

[711]

Ok, please ignore all my previous posts on betting odds as I now realise they've been going up and down like a bride's nightie. Decided there's not actually much money being laid, so each bet of any size swings the odds until the next one.

 

[Fergies Gum]

Cant make head nor tail of that. Can’t see Lib Dem’s doing anything in Scotland and impossible that Labour pick up two seats in Cornwall.

It's the 2017 map.

 

[esmufc07]

You had a go on @Rolandofgilead’s zoot?

Oh no that would put me to sleep.

 

[esmufc07]

Ok, please ignore all my previous posts on betting odds as I now realise they've been going up and down like a bride's nightie. Decided there's not actually much money being laid, so each bet of any size swings the odds until the next one.

I've been ignoring your posts for 12 years tbf.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Cant make head nor tail of that. Can’t see Lib Dem’s doing anything in Scotland and impossible that Labour pick up two seats in Cornwall.

SNP are yellow. Lib Dems getting 4 is plausible because they allow drunk people to vote.

Not sure what it means - if it is a estimate then is it the Beebs own? Or is someone just making sure it all fits together. Or is it last year's info? Just looked interesting enough to post.

 

[Fingeredmouse]

SNP are yellow.

Not sure what it means - if it is a estimate then is it the Beebs own? Or is someone just making sure it all fits together. Or is it last year's info? Just looked interesting enough to post.

Last years isn't it?

 

[onemanarmy]

So, has Britain turned shit yet?

 

[esmufc07]

So what do we predict the exit poll will show? I'm going for slim Tory majority.

 

[Rolandofgilead]

Oh no that would put me to sleep.

The amount I pack in it will put you in a coma I reckon

 

[Rolandofgilead]

So, has Britain turned shit yet?

Welcome to 2010

 

[Fingeredmouse]

So what do we predict the exit poll will show? I'm going for slim Tory majority.

Tory majority between 5 and 10.

 

[Damien]

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[lewwoo]

And I love your filthy right wing mind. I'm a sap for an evil bastard. Inflict your fiscal austerity on me!

Can I dress as Teresa May and shout at you that its "In the national interest" and how you are "Strong and stable"?

 

[Berbaclass]

I've been ignoring your posts for 12 years tbf.

Savage

 

[Fluctuation0161]

I went and bought Doritos purely because you said you had some. I’m such a follower today..

I fancy some Doritos.

 

[Fergies Gum]

So what do we predict the exit poll will show? I'm going for slim Tory majority.

Tories to get 340-350 seats.

 

[Ultimate Grib]

The BBC map is unchanged from earlier. I wouldn't worry too much about it as it probably rflect current constituencys.

 

[Hephaestus]

So what do we predict the exit poll will show? I'm going for slim Tory majority.

Reckon they'll project a 20/30 seat majority.

 

[711]

So what do we predict the exit poll will show? I'm going for slim Tory majority.

Tory majority of 40 to 50.

 

[2mufc0]

It's hilarious but also depressing at the same time. These lot will turn up and vote for brexit with passion.

 

[CassiusClaymore]

Regulars on this thread will know I was very against Corbyn. But also hated Boris even more. Through the continual arguements put forward by the likes of @Pexbo, @Ultimate Grib, @CassiusClaymore @Fluctuation0161 @SteveJ and several others, I came to realise that nothing could be worse than voting Tory and BJ. So thanks for your persistence and wisdom.

I’ve spent past week convincing perhaps as many as 25 people in my constituency to put aside personal interests and vote Labour. And just voted Labour myself. Ours could be a close call so hoping I made a difference.

I think the country needs a hung parliament so compromise is made between BJ and Corbyn’s visions. It might be painful and slow, but the country needs to make balanced decisions at this critical juncture.

Good work man.

 

[Pexbo]

I fancy some Doritos.

Think my tag line should be “Online Influencer”

 

[esmufc07]

Think my tag line should be “Online Influencer”

@Damien

 

[Pexbo]

@Damien

Ah feck I said Influencer not Influenza

 

[CassiusClaymore]

Apparently, Boris just arrived to his constituency for further desperate last-minute campaigning as it’s extremely close.

Would be hilarious if he lost his seat.

Sadly I think the best I can hope for as a Labour voter is a hung parliament and a few high profile Tory scalps. Boris, IDS, Raab top the list.

 

[sammsky1]

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[Honest John]

So what do we predict the exit poll will show? I'm going for slim Tory majority.

Labour landslide

 

[Fluctuation0161]

And I love your filthy right wing mind. I'm a sap for an evil bastard. Inflict your fiscal austerity on me!