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Would there be no wars if everyone was like Valencia?
Also, he has a very squeaky voice, not what one would expect.
Also, he has a very squeaky voice, not what one would expect.
I imagine he gets asked all the time and he just gives icey stare and then everyone knows not to bother. He spoke some English at the Awards do, he can do it but he's shy.It would be nice if he tries to give interviews in English.
Valencia could stop all wars with a mere glare at the belligerent parties....but it's all part of the greater plan that Valencia created when he laid out the Sun, the Moon, and the stars.Would there be no wars if everyone was like Valencia?
angry looking?Have a feeling Kagawa is of the same ilk.
I can't be racist, I'm not white.angry looking?
that's racist
That's unsettling.
Yeah, it's not news, which is why it wasn't the subject of the thread.Maybe Its my brain but Im certain I read this story already this year ? Like months ago...???
I imagine he gets asked all the time and he just gives icey stare and then everyone knows not to bother. He spoke some English at the Awards do, he can do it but he's shy.
That video is clearly fake. Far too much smiling and not enough Terminator-esque, emotionless bad-assery.http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTU5NjE3NjMy.html
Look at that fecking stare at the start, the very first couple of seconds....That is Valencia in a nutshell. Emotionless.
So does Rooney though. I put it down to 'game face'.He always looks so fecking angry though. I pity his woman, she must get a right old rollicking in the sack.
Berry dificool.Wait... Valencia can't fully speak English? After 5 years in English football, that's a bit weird.
...Wait... Valencia can't fully speak English? After 5 years in English football, that's a bit weird.
There are a lot of Cockneys and Scots that can't fully speak English. At least Valencia has the excuse that he was raised in a non-English speaking country.Wait... Valencia can't fully speak English? After 5 years in English football, that's a bit weird.
Tevez can't speak English. What a cnut!That's quite shocking actually, 5 years more than enough time for a Spanish speaker to get to grips with the language. Oh well.
My girlfriend says he's the only man she'll have jungle fever for.
If he had a left foot he probably would be.I predicted his bad form to last quite long-term just a month or two in to the season but some people who want him sold are a bit out of line.
He should be benched until he reaches his old form though and if he doesn't he shouldn't be anywhere near the starting eleven.
I think constantly being played may have had a negative effect on him. One can guess that there were a lot of envy from other benched team-members who considered themselves more worthy of starting than him.
In form I think he is the best traditional right midfielder in the world(There aren't many around though.).
If he had a left foot he probably would be.
Yes Tony, change your style. You only made it as far as Man United on one foot.If he had a left foot he probably would be.
Nice to see in the modern game. Fantastic player aside, it's great to see his approach to the other side of football. Not a harder worker on the pitch, probably have never, ever seen him complain about anything, not even sure he knows how too. He's got that Scholes retard side to him, which makes me think he is all football and nothing else, very focused, professional and content. I love how he is on the pitch, he doesn't even smile, or sweat, probably for fear it might suggest the wrong thing.
I have no idea how many of our players have agents and how common it is to get rid of them, but it came as zero surprise when I heard about Valencia releasing his - simply because he felt he now didn't need one - having ended up where he did. It might not mean a whole load really, but it says a hell of a about him to us. I also wonder if it makes a big difference for him and his game, because he is obviously satisfied and comfortable, maybe it gives him less to worry about, and an easier job to focus on. It's a shame there aren't more players around with his attitude, I suppose he really is the model footballer to have in your team.
Did we ever have a thread discussing/highlighting Scholes retardery? It's one of the most endearing things about him.
It may as well have been written in Crayon. Mine is signed which at least means I can be certain he wrote at least 4 words in it.Have you read his book? It's amazing. Utterly child-like. I think after every page, I uttered a really camp "awww".