Whoever said 'Ban Burrow' earlier, I'm coming around to it now. Good suggestion that, and he can't say I picked on him either this way.
What's in the package?
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Ban burrow. BAN HIM
Ban all Norwegians
Isn't there a way we can disconnect Norway from the internet? Or possibly even just censor them. Or even censor us, from them.
Papers from 7 years in the future. Seems legit.
Let's just kill all Norwegians to raise awareness that they might go extinct. The government will surely help.
A springy toy snake in a tin would've been an improvement on this.
Nobody cares about Norway anyway.
This music is covering the sound of Norway laughing at us.
So, what was in the box?!!!
Witchhunt for Burrow?
He has to explain this mess that we all witnessed, on trial like, or face permanent exile.
He has to explain this mess that we all witnessed, on trial like, or face permanent exile.
The music is the sound of Norway laughing at us.
In seriousness, it's interesting. If it has been opened before (which it obviously has, then re-sealed with new string and sealing wax), anything valuable will have been lifted. So now they'll never know ....
Ole Gunnar's pyjamas.
burrows is a right cuntface.
Lynch him!
Lynch him!
And what's even better, it looks like it's been opened twice before, just to make sure they didn't miss anything the first time.
Now that lass will be regretting the fact that she said the package was originally handed to her great-grandfather. Search her apron pockets!
Now that lass will be regretting the fact that she said the package was originally handed to her great-grandfather. Search her apron pockets!
Norway - land of excitement.
I genuinely read that as excrement. Must be the power of suggestion.
What a fecking piss take, you guys spent all day hoping for something good to pop out ad you wasted all that time whilst I was busy out with my friends. The nerve of some people!!!
Heh, I was right.
what was on the page 3 of those papers from 1914? I bet they were right filthy bitches back then, showing off their knees and everything.
I'm glad I went out. The fecking thing had been opened twice, and the top quality Noggy trolls had the balls to leave up-to-date newspapers in there after they'd finished thieving.
Talk about anti climax, I bet that fat bitch went home and demolished a box of krispy kremes and cried sugary tears of despair.
Talk about anti climax, I bet that fat bitch went home and demolished a box of krispy kremes and cried sugary tears of despair.
I thought this was good...I've discovered some amazing music and interpretative dance.
Svenskejævel.
feckers.
Bill, I'm still laughing at your post. I can't stop laughing, actually.
In case anyone missed the excitement :
http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/sma...ld-norwegian-package-we-hope-its-not-a-troll/
http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/sma...ld-norwegian-package-we-hope-its-not-a-troll/
I read through all 11 pages. At ten on a Friday night. I feel very let down and a bit depressed
Don't worry Larsson, it was all hilarious. 
Any more word on the time travelling newspapers?
Gotcha!
Damn you Burrows, there's a specail place in hell with your name on it.
Burrow's Alley, it's called, the property prices are meant to be decent and the neighbourhood is lovely.
Burrow's Alley, it's called, the property prices are meant to be decent and the neighbourhood is lovely.
Burrow's Alley sounds like a cheap low budget porno.
So after all that it was just useless stuff in the package. Rather rubbish thing to wait 100 years to open
The flags from the King were quite nice.
When the original package-maker handed it over, he said the contents would 'delight' future generations. We forget that back in 1912, bowling a wooden hoop along with a stick was considered fantastic entertainment.
When the original package-maker handed it over, he said the contents would 'delight' future generations. We forget that back in 1912, bowling a wooden hoop along with a stick was considered fantastic entertainment.