Who is the most unhinged footballer?

[Scandi Red]

Well, who is it? For me, "unhinged" is more than just pure aggression. Someone like Roy Keane doesn't really qualify. You need to be a bit of a freak. A psycho capable of unorthodox meanness.

Suarez is the first who comes to mind. He has bitten multiple players! That is pretty unhinged.

 

[horsechoker]

Clearly stole some of Pep's stash, that's why he's been cast out of City

 

[Kopral Jono]

Nile Ranger should be the only answer. A convicted violent criminal... it doesn't get more unhinged than that.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

He's not a footballer anymore, but as a manager, Pep is definitely a bit unhinged... man's a lunatic, but that probably plays into how good a manager he is.

 

[LilyWhiteSpur]

De Canio definitely wasn’t all there.

 

[Withnail]

Balotelli. The lad is tapped.

 

[B20]

Well, who is it? For me, "unhinged" is more than just pure aggression. Someone like Roy Keane doesn't really qualify. You need to be a bit of a freak. A psycho capable of unorthodox meanness.

Suarez is the first who comes to mind. He has bitten multiple players! That is pretty unhinged.

 

[Withnail]

Don't click on the link in the comments to the scarybilbo sub, whatever you do. Dear God my eyes

 

[Scandi Red]

Me too! I can't look away!

 

[Big Ben Foster]

Edmundo

 

[The Urban Goose]

Marlon King must be up there

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlon_King

 

[B20]

Don't click on the link in the comments to the scarybilbo sub, whatever you do. Dear God my eyes

I already went there.

 

[Scandi Red]

Look at this shit! He has a biting compilation now!

 

[BuzzKillington]

Look at this shit! He has a biting compilation now!

If life gives you lemons you make lemonade. This is what happens when you get given a horses teeth.

 

[stoinz]

Either Edmundo or Balotelli.

 

[B20]

I am trying to figure out what is going on here. So far I have:

• His pants are actually down and his balls are being dipped in ice water during the interview
• Cancelo is a vampire who was hit by bloodlust and was desperately trying to keep his fangs from protruding in that moment

 

[AltiUn]

Alfredo Morelos is a fecking headcase

 

[Baneofthegame]

Cancelo is a vampire who was hit by bloodlust and was desperately trying to keep his fangs from protruding in that moment

 

[stevoc]

It has to be the Racist Vampire, he's bitten players during a game not once, not twice but thrice.

 

[The Firestarter]

I am trying to figure out what is going on here. So far I have:

• Cancelo is a vampire who was hit by bloodlust and was desperately trying to keep his fangs from protruding in that moment

That's Suarez

 

[horsechoker]

Bailly is unhinged in a good way

 

[miked99]

Bailly is unhinged in a good way

I love Bailly, but I prefer him when he plays for another club

 

[Krny]

Heung Min Son would be up there. Consistently used to kick and purposely hurt people in rage then cry for sympathy. Even his own team mates.

 

[Lord SInister]

 

[gaffs]

When the molly hits!

 

[Shane88]

Pepe is up there.

Horrible cnut.

 

[MackRobinson]

Well, who is it? For me, "unhinged" is more than just pure aggression. Someone like Roy Keane doesn't really qualify. You need to be a bit of a freak. A psycho capable of unorthodox meanness.

Suarez is the first who comes to mind. He has bitten multiple players! That is pretty unhinged.

That's the face of a man who thought he took K and realized it was blow.

 

[VARsenal]

Undoubtedly, Joey Barton

 

[Tarrou]

Probably that Brazilian lad who kidnapped and murdered his mistress to get out of paying child support

incredibly was released a few years later and back playing again

 

[Oscar Bonavena]

Denis Irwin

 

[Malkovich]

Diego Costa

 

[Joel Miller]

Pepe had to be up there. I remember he assaulted a Getafe player and spoke of thinking about retirement after it, this was early in his career too. Really horrible player.

 

[Wing Attack Plan R]

Vinnie Jones ? He’s amusing at least.
Suarez is just a horrible piece of garbage. I really wish one of the players Suarez bit would have just kicked his fecking teeth down his throat.

 

[Oranges038]

Michael Owen.

Says he doesn't watch films.

The mans a lunatic.

 

[Zlatan 7]

Was it ketsbia who used to play for Newcastle? He always looked like he was about to flip

 

[Oranges038]

Was it ketsbia who used to play for Newcastle? He always looked like he was about to flip

Yeah, there was that goal celebration when he did flip.

 

[Brophs]

 

[duffer]

Diego Costa used to tiptoe the line between master WUM and uncontrollable lunatic.

 

[Old Ma Crow]

Carragher

 

[Scandi Red]

Diego Costa used to tiptoe the line between master WUM and uncontrollable lunatic.

That guy definitely has a machete collection. And he's definitely Oscar's dad: