Pogue Mahone
Clarkson the Helicopter Dad.
Its also worth remembering that goals/games ratios have gone a little crazy over the last few years. Its not just Messi and Ronaldo; the likes of Lewandowski, Kane, Suarez and Ibrahimovic have all ended up with 1 in 1 goalscoring ratios in recent seasons, something that was almost unheard of 10 years before. This seems like more than a coincidence, something in the game has shifted in recent years. Drogba's record wasn't that underwhelming for his time.
This is a very good point. I remember when a 1 in 2 ratio was an exceptional return for any striker.