World cup 2018 unofficial rankings

[fallengt]

- Best team overall
- Worst team overall

- Best match
- Worst match

- Best attacker (either winger or forward)
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB)
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team)
- Biggest surprise (player)
- Biggest disappointment (team)
- Biggest disappointment (player)

- Best national anthem
- Best jersey
- Worst jersey
- Hottest girl fans
- Best meme team

GO

 

[utdalltheway]

Stop!

 

[el3mel]

Best team : France
Worst team : us ( Egypt)

Best match : Spain 3-3 Portugal
Worst match : France 0-0 Denmark

Best attacker : Mbappe
Best defender : Varane or Godin

Biggest surprise for a team : Croatia reaching the final. No one saw that.
Biggest surprise for a player : Lozano
Biggest disappointment for a team : Germany
Biggest disappointment for a player : Neymar

Best anthem : Uruguay
Best jersey : Croatia 2nd kit
Worst jersey : Properly Sweden or Denmark, boring.
Hottest chicks : Have to be the Colombians
Best meme team : Argentina ?

 

[Revan]

- Best team overall - France
- Worst team overall - Panama

- Best match - France vs Argentina
- Worst match - Japan vs Poland

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Hazard
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) - Varane
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) - Croatia
- Biggest surprise (player) - Lovren
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Messi

- Best nation anthem - Uruguay
- Best jersey - Nigeria
- Worst jersey - Morocco
- Hottest girl fans - Russia
- Best meme team - England

 

[Jev]

- Best team overall Belgium
- Worst team overall Panama

- Best match Belgium - Brazil 2-1 (didn't catch France-Argentina)
- Worst match Denmark - France 0-0

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) Eden Hazard
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) Raphael Varane
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those) Who's the best GK? I'd say Kasper Schmeichel is a contender

- Biggest surprise (team) Croatia (very closely followed by Russia)
- Biggest surprise (player) Lingard? Pogba's defensive discipline? Rebic? Not sure
- Biggest disappointment (team) Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) Neymar/Messi

- Best nation anthem France
- Best jersey Nigeria
- Worst jersey ?
- Hottest girl fans ?
- Best meme team ?

 

[aelharras]

Best team overall: France
Worst team overall: Egypt or Panama

Best match: France 4-3 Argentina, Spain 3-3 Portugal
Worst match: France 0-0 Denmark

Best attacker (either winger or forward): Hazard
Best defender (either FB/WB or CB): Godin

Biggest surprise (team): Croatia
Biggest surprise (player): Rebic
Biggest disappointment (team): Germany
Biggest disappointment (player): Neymar, Kalinic

Best nation anthem: Uruguay
Best jersey: Away Nigeria
Worst jersey: Home Nigeria
Hottest girl fans: Sweden, Russia, Mexico
Best meme team: Argentina, Egypt

 

[fergosaurus]

Best team overall - France
- Worst team overall - Panama

- Best match - Spain v Portugal
- Worst match - Japan v Poland

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Hazard
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) - Varane
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) - Russia
- Biggest surprise (player) - Lovren
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Messi

- Best nation anthem - France
- Best jersey - Argentina away
- Worst jersey - Croatia home
- Hottest girl fans - Iran
- Best meme team - Argentina

 

[OutlawGER]

Best team : France
Worst team : Germany

Best match : Belgium 3-2 Japan
Worst match : France 0-0 Denmark

Best attacker : Mbappe/Hazard
Best defender : Godin

Biggest surprise for a team : England
Biggest surprise for a player : Pavard
Biggest disappointment for a team : Germany
Biggest disappointment for a player : Neymar

Best anthem : Germany
Best jersey : Uruguay
Worst jersey : There were a lot of boring ones
Hottest chicks : Sweden
Best meme team : Argentina (Maradonna)

 

[roonster09]

Best team : France
Worst team : Germany

Best match : Sweden 3-0 Mexico (so many great games but this one was superb considering most thought Sweden will be out)
Worst match : France 0-0 Denmark

Best attacker : Mbappe
Best defender : Varane

Biggest surprise for a team : Croatia
Biggest surprise for a player : Pogba (knew he was good but never thought he will play such a defensive role and top the defensive rankings)
Biggest disappointment for a team : Germany
Biggest disappointment for a player : Messi

Best anthem :
Best jersey : France
Worst jersey :
Hottest chicks : Russia
Best meme team : England (it was great with football coming home and lot of edited videos)

 

[PSingh]

Best team overall - France
- Worst team overall - Panama

- Best match - Spain v Portugal
- Worst match - France v Denmark

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Mbappe
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) - Varane
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) - England
- Biggest surprise (player) - Maguire
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Neymar

- Best nation anthem - France
- Best jersey - Germany away
- Worst jersey - Spain away
- Hottest girl fans - Sweden
- Best meme team - England

 

[KirkDuyt]

- Best team overall - France
- Worst team overall - Panama

- Best match - Belgium - Japan
- Worst match - France - Denmark (I copied this from other posters )

- Best attacker - Mbappé
- Best defender - Lovren, HA HA HA no. eh Vida? I dunno

- Biggest surprise team - Croatia (duh)
- Biggest surprise player - Pogba (read on here he's shite, seemed decent)
- Biggest disappointment team - Germany
- Biggest disappointment player Messi

- Best nation anthem - Germany
- Best jersey - Who gives a feck
- Worst jersey - Dito
- Hottest girl fans - Sweden by default
- Best meme team - This is stuff for the making you feel old thread, what the feck's a meme team?

 

[hasanejaz88]

- Best team overall - Belgium
- Worst team overall - Panama

- Best match - Spain v Portugal
- Worst match - Spain v Russia

- Best attacker - Hazard
- Best defender - Varane

- Biggest surprise (team) - Croatia
- Biggest surprise (player) - Pavard
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Werner

- Best nation anthem - Germany
- Best jersey - France (away)
- Worst jersey - Nigeria
- Hottest girl fans -

 

[Kopral Jono]

Best team overall: France
Worst team overall: Germany

Best match: Belgium v Japan/France v Argentina, can't decide
Worst match: France v Denmark

Best attacker: Mbappe
Best defender: Varane

Biggest surprise (team): Russia
Biggest surprise (player): Young
Biggest disappointment (team): Germany
Biggest disappointment (player): Messi

Best national anthem: Uruguay
Best jersey: Japan home/Nigeria home/Australia away, hard to choose one
Worst jersey: Serbia/Switzerland/Uruguay, Puma is so unimaginative
Hottest girl fans: Iran
Best meme team: England

 

[Lay]

Surely a German player must be biggest disappointment? I thought Werner was terrible.

 

[stepic]

Belgium lose to France yet are the best team overall

makes sense

 

[11101]

Best team overall - France
Worst team overall - Panama

- Best match - France vs Belgium
- Worst match - England v Belgium

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Mbappe
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) - Godin. I'd pick Varane but he was shaky in the final
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) - England
- Biggest surprise (player) - Modric
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Messi

- Best nation anthem - England... to be fair the only one I know
- Best jersey - Nigeria
- Worst jersey - Costa Rica. Something about it screamed Sunday League kit bought from Prodirect.
- Hottest girl fans - Colombia
- Best meme team - England

 

[Ainu]

Belgium lose to France yet are the best team overall

makes sense

It's unofficial rankings, so perhaps people interpret it as "most enjoyable team" or "team playing best football", which I completely objectively attribute to Belgium.

 

[GBBQ]

- Best team overall - France - tough route to the final but made it look easy to the point of boredom
- Worst team overall - Germany - terrible showing from the reigning champions with a wealth of talent available. At least Panama tried!

- Best match - Spain v. Portugal
- Worst match - France v Denmark

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Mbappe
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) -
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) - England
- Biggest surprise (player) - Perisic
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany again
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Muller (backed him for top scorer)

 

[Canagel]

Best team overrall: France
Worst team overall: Panama
Best match: Portugal 3-3 Spain
Worst match: Spain 1-1 Russia (would've said Denmark vs France but the Spain - Russia game topped it. Fell asleep in the 2nd half and extra time)

Best attacker: Mbappe
Best defender: Between Varane and Godin

Biggest Surprise team - Japan/Croatia
Biggest surprise player : Mbappe

Biggest disappointment team: Germany
Biggest disappointment player: Werner

Best national anthem: Portugal
Best jersey: Colombia away shirt.
Worst jersey: Don't have a clue...
Hottest girls: Sweden
Best memes: England

 

[Heardy]

Best team overall - France
Worst team overall - Panama

Best match - Spain vs Portugal (best WC group game I’ve ever seen)
Worst match - France vs Denmark

Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Mbappe
Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) - Varane

Biggest surprise (team) - England
Biggest surprise (player) - Maguire
Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
Biggest disappointment (player) - Neymar

Best nation anthem - France
Best jersey - Nigeria
Worst jersey - No idea
Hottest girl fans - Sweden
Best meme team - England

 

[12OunceEpilogue]

Best team : France
Worst team : Egypt or Panama

Best match : France 4-3 Argentina
Worst match : France 0-0 Denmark

Best attacker : Mbappe
Best defender : Varane

Biggest surprise for a team : Germany finishing bottom, because once Croatia got their path to the final it wasn't as huge a surprise that they made it as it could have been.
Biggest surprise for a player : Pavard came from nowhere, and that strike
Biggest disappointment for a team : Germany
Biggest disappointment for a player : Messi, scored a great goal but got nowhere near as many chances as he should have, his team were pap.

Best anthem : Portugal, it's always been my favourite
Best jersey : I like Japan's, particularly @matherto 's with the crazy anime numbers
Worst jersey : Peru's does nothing for me
Hottest chicks : Must be Colombia, although that fake Croatian president is quite something
Best meme team : England, because everyone ended up triggered over something

 

[onemanarmy]

- Best team overall: Belgium
- Worst team overall: Panama

- Best match: Belgium - Japan
- Worst match: England - Sweden

- Best attacker (either winger or forward): Mbappe
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB): Varane
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team): Spain
- Biggest surprise (player): Pavard
- Biggest disappointment (team): Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player): Messi

- Best national anthem: Russia
- Best jersey: Nigeria
- Hottest girl fans: Colombia
- Best meme team: Batshuayi is a meme team on it's own.

 

[do.ob]

- Best team overall - France (though not by that much)
- Worst team overall - Panama/Tunesia

- Best match - Belgium-Japan
- Worst match - France-Denmark

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Hazard
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) - Varane
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those) -

- Biggest surprise (team) - Croatia
- Biggest surprise (player) - Cherychev
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Müller - people name Messi and Neymar, but they actually produced a couple of goals/assists for their teams, Müller had a great record at previous world cups and looked like a non-factor
- Best national anthem - who
- Best jersey - cares
- Worst jersey - about
- Hottest girl fans - that
- Best meme team - it's coming home (very self deprecatory, masterful ironical meme-ing)

 

[anant]

- Best team overall Belgium
- Worst team overall Panama

- Best match Belgium 3-2 Japan
- Worst match France 0-0 Denmark

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) Hazard
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) Varane
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) Croatia
- Biggest surprise (player) Trippier/Pickford
- Biggest disappointment (team) Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) Werner

- Best national anthem
- Best jersey France Away
- Worst jersey
- Hottest girl fans Sweden
- Best meme team England

 

[12OunceEpilogue]

- Best team overall - France (though not by that much)
- Worst team overall - Panama/Tunesia

- Best match - Belgium-Japan
- Worst match - France-Denmark

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Hazard
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) - Varane
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those) -

- Biggest surprise (team) - Croatia
- Biggest surprise (player) - Cherychev
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Müller - people name Messi and Neymar, but they actually produced a couple of goals/assists for their teams, Müller had a great record at previous world cups and looked like a non-factor
- Best national anthem - who
- Best jersey - cares
- Worst jersey - about
- Hottest girl fans - that
- Best meme team - it's coming home (very self deprecatory, masterful ironical meme-ing)

Müller occurred to me but naming Germany as biggest disappoint includes his role in the failure. I accept he was particularly poor though.

 

[SteveTheRed]

- Best team overall - France (it's feels like tough choice because at times they didn't look great, but when they turned it on...by far the best team)
- Worst team overall - Panama

- Best match - Spain vs Portugal
- Worst match - France vs Denmark

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Mbappe
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) - Varane (by a mile)
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) - Croatia
- Biggest surprise (player) - Maguire
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Muller

- Best national anthem - Colombia
- Best jersey - Peru
- Worst jersey - Poland
- Hottest girl fans - Sweden
- Best meme team - England

 

[giorno]

- Best team overall Brazil
- Worst team overall Panama

- Best match Belgium-Brazil
- Worst match Sweden-Switzerland

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) Mbappé/Griezmann/Hazard/Perisic
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) Godin/Varane/Vida
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) Germany
- Biggest surprise (player) Vida
- Biggest disappointment (team) Spain
- Biggest disappointment (player) has to be Messi even though he wasn't bad

- Best national anthem Brazil/Uruguay
- Best jersey Brazil
- Worst jersey
- Hottest girl fans Colombia, duh. You need to ask?
- Best meme team Mexico+Koreans

 

[Annihilate Now!]

- Best team overall Belgium would have been worthy winners, and I'd put them as being a bit more consistent then France... plus they didn't draw 0-0 with Denmark.
- Worst team overall Panama

- Best match Spain vs Portugal was a sensational 90 minutes of football. Full of quality and spectacular goals. Special mention to Belgium vs. Brazil.
- Worst match France vs. Denmark.

- Best player overall Modric
- Best attacker (either winger or forward) Mbappé
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) Varane
- Best goalkeeper Pickford

- Biggest surprise (team) Croatia obviously
- Biggest surprise (player) Perisic
- Biggest disappointment (team) Spain
- Biggest disappointment (player) Neymar

- Best national anthem Russia
- Best jersey Nigeria
- Worst jersey Not a massive fan of the French kit to be honest
- Hottest girl fans
- Best meme team It's coming home

- Best Goal Messi vs. Nigeria - a goal that few footballers on the planet could have taken so smoothly
- Best Moment England would be the Dier penalty, Non-England would be that last 10/15 minutes of South Korea vs. Germany.

 

[RedDevil@84]

- Best team overall France
- Worst team overall Panama

- Best match Belgium 3-2 Japan
- Worst match Confused between France 0-0 Denmark and Sweden 0-2 England

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) Mbappe
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) Varane. Godin 2nd maybe
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) Japan/Russia
- Biggest surprise (player) Pogba/Perisic (Didn't think either would have been that effective)
- Biggest disappointment (team) Brazil
- Biggest disappointment (player) Neymar

- Best national anthem Russia
- Best jersey Nigeria/Croatia when worn by their president
- Worst jersey Poland/ Swiss
- Hottest girl fans Sweden/Colombia/Croatia president
- Best meme team England

 

[La Nuca]

-Best team overall Belgium
- Worst team overall Saudi Arabia (even though they beat Egypt)

- Best match Russia v Croatia
- Worst match France vs. Denmark

- Best player overall Hazard
- Best attacker (either winger or forward) Mbappe
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) Varane
- Best goalkeeper Courtois

- Biggest surprise (team) Croatia/Russia
- Biggest surprise (player) Lovren
- Biggest disappointment (team) Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) De Gea

- Best national anthem Mexico
- Best jersey Argentina away
- Worst jersey Peru
- Hottest girl fans Iran
- Best meme team Neymar\Brazil

- Best Goal Quaresmas
- Best Moment any of the last minute winning goals

 

[sNaj]

Surely a German player must be biggest disappointment? I thought Werner was terrible.

Werner was one of the few players that performed and at least tried.

His runs down the flanks created most of our chances and led to the FK that Kroos scored.

 

[Colombian Mancunian]

Best team overrall: France
Worst team overall: Panama
Best match: France 4-2 Croatia
Worst match: France 0-1 Denmark 0

Best attacker: Lukaku
Best defender: Mina

Biggest Surprise team - Croatia
Biggest surprise player : Lozano

Biggest disappointment team: Germany
Biggest disappointment player: Neymarketing

Best national anthem: Brazil
Best jersey: Colombia.
Worst jersey: Switzerland
Hottest girls: Sweden, Rusia, Croatia and Colombia (living here is awesome)
Best memes: England

 

[paulscholes18]

Best team overall - France
- Worst team overall - Panama

- Best match - Spain v Portugal
- Worst match - France V Denmark

- Best attacker - Hazard
- Best defender - Varane

- Biggest surprise (team) - Croatia
- Biggest surprise (player) - Messi (how shit he was)
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Messi

- Best nation anthem - Russia
- Best jersey - Peru
- Worst jersey - Switzerland
- Hottest girl fans - Colombia

 

[Inter Yer Nan]

Best team overall - France
- Worst team overall - Panama

- Best match - Belgium 2-1 Brazil
- Worst match - Between France-Denmark and Belgium-England group stage

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Hazard
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) - Godin


- Biggest surprise (team) - Croatia
- Biggest surprise (player) - Lovren. He's shite but he played well.
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Neymar (on a number of levels)

- Best nation anthem - Brazil
- Best jersey - Belgium home
- Worst jersey - Croatia home
- Hottest girl fans - Colombia, easy.
- Best meme team - Argentina or Fox Sports.

 

[El-Buitre]

New
Best team overall - Belgium
- Worst team overall - Panama

- Best match - Spain vs Portugal
- Worst match - France vs Denmark

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Hazard
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) - Varane


- Biggest surprise (team) - Croatia
- Biggest surprise (player) - Lloris. He's shite but he did well.
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany or Spain or Brazil or Argentina? or Italy not even qualified ? and people still think it was a good World Cup...
- Biggest disappointment (player) - De Gea

- Best nation anthem - Brazil
- Best jersey - Belgium home
- Worst jersey - France home
- Hottest girl fans - Swedish girls by far.
- Best meme team - Brazil (Neymar)

 

[Sayros]

- Best team overall France
- Worst team overall Panama

- Best match Spain vs Portugal
- Worst match France vs Denmark

- Best player overall Kante
- Best attacker (either winger or forward) Mbappe
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) Varane
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) Croatia
- Biggest surprise (player) Maguire
- Biggest disappointment (team) Argentina
- Biggest disappointment (player) Messi

 

[promisedlanchiao]

- Best team overall - France
- Worst team overall - Panama

- Best match - France 4-3 Argentina
- Worst match - Denmark 0-0 France

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) - Mbappe
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) - Trippier

(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) - Sweden
- Biggest surprise (player) - Dzyuba
- Biggest disappointment (team) - Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player) - Jesus/Werner

- Best national anthem - God Save The Queen/Le Marseillaise
- Best jersey - Nigeria home
- Worst jersey - Mexico home
- Hottest girl fans - Sweden
- Best meme team - Saudi Arabia

 

[debiler]

- Best team overall Belgium, Croatia
- Worst team overall Panama

- Best match Spain vs Portugal
- Worst match France vs Denmark

- Best attacker (either winger or forward) Mbappé
- Best defender (either FB/WB or CB) Godin
(Since we already knew best GK & midfielder I'm going to ignore those)

- Biggest surprise (team) Croatia, Russia
- Biggest surprise (player) Laxalt, Trippier
- Biggest disappointment (team) Germany, Poland
- Biggest disappointment (player) Messi, Kroos, Lewandowski

- Best national anthem Russia
- Best jersey Croatia, Nigeria
- Worst jersey no clue
- Hottest girl fans as always, Sweden
- Best meme team Brazil

 

[Pagh Wraith]

- Best team overall: France
- Worst team overall: Panama

- Best match: Brazil v Belgium
- Worst match: too many to choose from

- Best attacker: Hazard
- Best defender: Godin

- Biggest surprise (team): Russia
- Biggest surprise (player): Pickford
- Biggest disappointment (team): Germany
- Biggest disappointment (player): Messi

- Best national anthem: Uruguay
- Best jersey: Croatia
- Worst jersey: Nigeria

- Best goal: Quaresma