So based on 13/14 alone I agree that Suarez is top 3 in the world.
Because Messi is not.
Would you have Suarez at United?
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Because Messi is not.
Distribution of goals by final positions of clubs. S - Suarez, M - Messi, R - Ronaldo.
Never ever in a million years. Thankfully, there's no chance of it ever happening. It would be the equivalent of the club shitting in its own face.
Lol I still can't believe this is still up for debate.
United are one of the few top clubs built by tradition and held in high esteem because of this.
Suarez (to me) stands for everything that's wrong with modern footballers.
Lies, cheats, stamps, elbows, bites, dives - repeatedly! It's not like he did it once and atoned for his actions.
Honestly for me, the worst thing he did was racially abuse Evra, considering the things he said, then to continue to deny it happened and not even properly apologise. As a person he's lower than scum to me.
And to the people who say "thats old news", "its been dealt with" etc I'm going to assume you've never been racially abused before so you're not aware of the impact it has on you as a person. It's something that sticks with you and you will never forget it. To put it into context - Balotelli was reduced to tears after he was racially abused while playing football because it has a large emotional affect on you.
Suarez could score 100 goals a season, and I wouldn't care to have him here.
For me, supporting Manchester United means more than football and winning trophies.
United are one of the few top clubs built by tradition and held in high esteem because of this.
Suarez (to me) stands for everything that's wrong with modern footballers.
Lies, cheats, stamps, elbows, bites, dives - repeatedly! It's not like he did it once and atoned for his actions.
Honestly for me, the worst thing he did was racially abuse Evra, considering the things he said, then to continue to deny it happened and not even properly apologise. As a person he's lower than scum to me.
And to the people who say "thats old news", "its been dealt with" etc I'm going to assume you've never been racially abused before so you're not aware of the impact it has on you as a person. It's something that sticks with you and you will never forget it. To put it into context - Balotelli was reduced to tears after he was racially abused while playing football because it has a large emotional affect on you.
Suarez could score 100 goals a season, and I wouldn't care to have him here.
For me, supporting Manchester United means more than football and winning trophies.
Yeh, still can't believe he released an apology without actually apologising to the one person he had to, Patrice. We all knew he was a dog before this but for them to stand by him after that really sums up the stereotype about a lot of them.
Then add everything else he has done to Liverpool and himself shows that he will never learn and has zero respect.
Then add everything else he has done to Liverpool and himself shows that he will never learn and has zero respect.
AKA had a really good season.
Saurez is one of the worlds great players but buying players from Liverpool should only be done as a last resort, and quite frankly to give them 70 odd million will only serve to help keep them high in the league.
Furthermore our problems are not with the attacking line.
Furthermore our problems are not with the attacking line.
Distribution of goals by final positions of clubs. S - Suarez, M - Messi, R - Ronaldo.
What an insightful piece of research this is. Look how Suarez destroys the bottom half of the league (esp the bottom 5) and is far more ineffective against the top 3 sides. The definition of a flat track bully?
Can't believe there are Man Utd fans voting Yes and arguing the case for Suarez. Seriously how low have these people sunk?
If you want Rooney to get bitten every week, yes. 
Scores against Liverpool
Well ... he is growing on me.
Evra.
No.
No.
He is the ubercnut
No fecking way, absolute cnut and a racist piece of shit.
I disapprove of this bump.
He's a cnut but he would be our cnut.
Time is a great healer
I'd sooner someone pissed acid on my face.
Well that just sounds impossible, if you dont mind me saying.
I hoped he provokes one of the Liverpool players into getting sent off.
No way! No way in hell. He shouldn't even be allowed to still play football, let alone at the top level.
As a kit guy or something?
Never. I hate the cnut, I can't stand his face. It'll make me sick seeing him in a United shirt. I even get pissed when I see United buying him on fifa 19.
Of course not.
Apparently we had the chance to sign him but Old Harry thought he was too much like VDV... football genius he was...
Just want a striker that can score goals consistently. If suarez is that man, then he's that man. Emotions need to be kept away if you want to succeed.
No no no, I'd rather give Wayne Rooney a bj in front of my mum and dad
For feck sake, no.
Rather grind my balls on old a cheese grater then seeing that rat in a United shirt.
Watering down racist scumbag to just "emotions" really doesn't look very good.
Yeah you're right. F**k him.
Would hate him at my club but hope he scores a Hatrick tonight.
Sit on the fence why don't you
Completely forgot the fiasco of Arsenal bidding for him in 2013 I think, they thought they'd met his release clause but small print said no.
Not even in our time of desperation. He could come in and score 30 goals a season, but how could you take any pleasure from any of them?
I'd love him here.
It'd destroy Liverpool emotionally.
It'd destroy Liverpool emotionally.
More likely we see Gary Neville rock up as the Liverpool manager. Suarez would never be allowed to sign for Utd, even if he was a free transfer and offered on a plate to us. Zero chance.
Glad he scored.
He doesn't look like he has much longer in him tbh.
Looks fat and slow as feck.
He doesn't look like he has much longer in him tbh.
Looks fat and slow as feck.