Only because you're such a perfect physical specimen.
You are the Chairman. What are you going to tell Van Gaal to prioritise?
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Knocking Liverpool off their flipping perch.
The homoerortic undertones in the OP are strangely alluring.
Top 4 finish required. Most fans will want/expect a sudden turnaround, but we've seen in the past that once you're out of the top four, it's hard to get back in. Liverpool did go from 7th to title challengers, so obviously we could, but that was with quite a settled team mostly from the season before and the manager had already been there. As of right now, before the season begins, I'd be over the moon with a top four finish to get us going again. Circumstances can change throughout the season, again as seen with Liverpool, who before the season would have snatched your hand off to finish 4th, but in the end were disappointed to finish 2nd.
As for purchases, we need two top midfield players and probably two or three defenders as well. Depending on which attacking players leave (Hernandez, Nani, Young, Kagawa, Zaha are all potentials IMO) we could need one more added - most fans would probably say a quality winger. But as of right now, it's not a priority. I'd only really want us to sign an offensive player if we sold three of those, for example, as Lingard and Wilson should get into the squad.
As for purchases, we need two top midfield players and probably two or three defenders as well. Depending on which attacking players leave (Hernandez, Nani, Young, Kagawa, Zaha are all potentials IMO) we could need one more added - most fans would probably say a quality winger. But as of right now, it's not a priority. I'd only really want us to sign an offensive player if we sold three of those, for example, as Lingard and Wilson should get into the squad.
The mod called Rimaldo added the paedophile option to the poll which was subsequently moderated away with the poll when it was removed entirely, nothing to do with me
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Needed the option "Make Fellaini get a haircut"...
"David stole the last one but I can assure you your new mouse mat is on it's way"
You got it the wrong way round. You don't tell Van Gaal, he's the one who does the telling!!
Perhaps to the media, but I suspect after putting all their faith in SAF giving the nod to Moyes, the board might want to get more involved in executive decision making from now on?
"Install a Total Football attacking identity.
Get into the top four.
Groom the youth.
As you go, tell me what you need so I can support you every step of the way.
Don't worry about getting to the bi-line. We've had a go at that, and it didn't work out."
Get into the top four.
Groom the youth.
As you go, tell me what you need so I can support you every step of the way.
Don't worry about getting to the bi-line. We've had a go at that, and it didn't work out."
To be honest there's realistically only one priority possible next season and that's winning the title. Minimum expectation is top 4. I'd be surprised indeed if Van Gaal needed to be told that!
Maybe they didn't tell Moyes
Ring up Sir Alex if needed just don't interrupt him at golf!
First, check what we've got and decide what you don't want.
City is more important target next season!
"I am listening"?
Tough ask...
One perch we can't knock them off because they have not gotten back on yet
The other perch we can't knock them off (this season) because we're not in the competition..
#vanGaalOUT!
The homoeroticism has nothing to do with thatThe mod called Rimaldo added the paedophile option to the poll which was subsequently moderated away with the poll when it was removed entirely, nothing to do with me
Offering the cigar?
LVG has already met his first goal by overseeing the return of BumDog.
I'd turn to Van Gaal and ask HIM what he wanted ME to prioritise.
This.
Could someone do something about the title? I read it as "You are a cretin." And I was quite offended.
I'd go to the safe hidden behind the picture of SAF, remove the glass jar with David Moyes's penis floating in solution, place it on the desk and say, "There's room in there for two."
Share Price.
Should imagine VG will tell them what will be prioritised.
I doubt it, they did that last time with SAF and it cost them 100m
Punch Woody in the face and tell him "I'm running transfers now mother fu cker, Aiiiiiiiii"
Sell Ashley Young & Tom Cleverley.
"This is your opportunity to rise from the ashes and grab glory!" (Shamelessly stolen from "We are Marshall")
Then LvG flops his balls on the table, before they have an awkward man-hug.
Then LvG flops his balls on the table, before they have an awkward man-hug.
1st, Evaluate the team, pinpoint deadweight and replace with players who can actually perform.
2nd, Inspire the players.
3rd, Incorporate youngsters into the team.
2nd, Inspire the players.
3rd, Incorporate youngsters into the team.
All this should have been sorted out at the interview. This is Moyes all over again.
The most pertinent question should be what colour he wants his tacky American sportscar in - red or orange.
The most pertinent question should be what colour he wants his tacky American sportscar in - red or orange.
Sign midfielders and win the league simples..