You fudging fudge packers

[B20]

You spirited and ingenious chaps

As I stirred from my reverie to call on the hall of the redcafe, I found myself contemplating at a most unusual change at the corner of my eye. A detail so subtle it surely would not have registered with the average dullwitted buffoons who frequent sites such as these.

I registered a mild chuckle at the sheer temerity of the deed, like children throwing a paper ball at an adult and then running to hide, and resolved to address this in a manner suitably dignified that the transgressors should learn a lesson from the sheer weight of their own conscience illuminated to them by the power of incisive and truthful rhetoric.

In short, give me my username back, ye flock of boss-eyed inept wank-pipes.

 

[WeasteDevil]

 

[VivaRonaldo7]

Hahahaha

 

[kotler]

classy

 

[WeasteDevil]

They have done it to him somewhere else as well.

 

[gooDevil]

Is that you, Patrice?

 

[stubie]

I agree with his 2nd point

 

[Red Hand Devil]

I think B9's got Tourettes

 

[VivaRonaldo7]

i think b9's got tourettes

b19

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

you pussy-holed uncle touching junkies, bunch of transexual neophyte shitbox sheriffs, I hope 69 pushy golf caddies start a compost heap on your toothbrushes.

When I am done with you pus-sucking vermin-ridden bovine butt-licking dickheads, you'll be wishing for an experience of 2caftards1cup just to take your minds off the shame and pain of what I've put you through.

Flock of boss-eyed inept wank-pipes.

Look, if you want a kiss just ask, you dont have to sweet talk me!

 

[Raven Blade]

I think this one's just a bit angry.

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Haha !

Also b19, over elaborate and over wordy insults sound really lame.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Infracted for profanity in thread title.

 

[Decotron]

7/10

 

[adexkola]

Tell 'em why you mad son

 

[Rahul]

Have I missed something ?

:S

 

[Galactic]

Attention seeking b*stard?

 

[Boss]

Tell 'em why you mad son

 

[Skywarden]

Oh my.

 

[Spoony]

A new tagline is in order and all.

How about 'I wish'.

 

[TheHorse'sMouth]

Shut up B19

 

[vuc]

As I stirred from my reverie to call on the hall of the redcafe, I found myself contemplating at a most unusual change at the corner of my eye. A detail so subtle it surely would not have registered with the average dullwitted buffoons who frequent sites such as these.

I registered a mild chuckle at the sheer temerity of the deed, like children throwing a paper ball at an adult and then running to hide, and resolved to address this in a manner suitably dignified that the transgressors should learn a lesson from the sheer weight of their own conscience illuminated to them by the power of incisive and truthful rhetoric.

In short, give me my username back, ye flock of boss-eyed inept wank-pipes.

I see what you did here.

 

[Gambit]

Hah!

 

[rcoobc]

Poor B19.

 

[amolbhatia50k]

This is sooo much better than the last one, B19.

It has proper relevance and all that.

 

[Boss]

Lmao at the thread title, to be fair he's right.

You're all a bunch of fudging fudge packing boss-eyed wankers!

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

Lmao at the thread title, to be fair he's right.

You're all a bunch of fudging fudge packing boss-eyed wankers!

fun you, fun you you muddy funster, you melon farmer you.

 

[amolbhatia50k]

I'd love to have some fudge right now.

 

[Badunk]

Does the B stand for Begrudges? Bitter (about)?

 

[Sassy Colin]

Infracted for profanity in thread title.

 

[amolbhatia50k]

That's a really high quality post edit.

Definitely wasn't b19's doing.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Lmao at the thread title, to be fair he's right.

You're all a bunch of fudging fudge packing boss-eyed wankers!

I had to change it because he used "feckers"

edit: oh snap someone else went a tad further.

 

[redman5]

It'll be some time before the feckers mess with the number in my username

 

[B20]

That's a really high quality post edit.

Definitely wasn't b19's doing.

lol, of course it was.

I needed help from a slur generator for the original though.

 

[Crustanoid]

Funny

 

[ArmchairCritic]

 

[Barbara Charles]

The rant in #10, which I assume is B9's original, belongs in the classics.

 

[Gillespie]

As I stirred from my reverie to call on the hall of the redcafe, I found myself contemplating at a most unusual change at the corner of my eye. A detail so subtle it surely would not have registered with the average dullwitted buffoons who frequent sites such as these.

I registered a mild chuckle at the sheer temerity of the deed, like children throwing a paper ball at an adult and then running to hide, and resolved to address this in a manner suitably dignified that the transgressors should learn a lesson from the sheer weight of their own conscience illuminated to them by the power of incisive and truthful rhetoric.

In short, give me my username back, ye flock of boss-eyed inept wank-pipes.

fecking shit english
Use of unnecessary adjectives and poor sentence construction
Read Jane Austen

 

[Zarlak]

fecking shit english
Use of unnecessary adjectives and poor sentence construction
Read Jane Austen

Should be a capital E in English. Also lack of punctuation.



1/10.

 

[JezChan]

Should be a capital E in English. Also lack of punctuation.

1/10.

The second sentence begins with a conjunction.

D-