I am quite relieved I did not win worst poster.
The RedCafe Annual Awards 2011 | First Page Edited With Insults
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You were beginning to turn a corner in this thread. You've just ruined it now.
Ban him.
Mockney is shit though! You all have very poor taste IMO.
I'll concur. Thank you to all the writers for letting me pop in with occasional sideline reports. While counting the votes I noticed several amusing trends, so I appreciate the opportunity to point them out. Here are the final vote tallies.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ApJlSEl0LigadDRRRkFRakZqdFNpMm1oeXlBM0Zmb1E
It's pretty hard to feckin' miss.
Massively well done the presenters - has all the ingredients for a massive flop-fest but you sent it up in the air with some fun schtick.
This is how all award ceremonies must end zebra.
Pater made a call.
Im surprised you are not whining for that. Or is this your way of whining?
This is why youre shit.
Good thing your opinion counts for nothing then
Nope, that honestly would have hurt my E-Feelings
Cheers to the hosts of the evening aswell, was much fun 
He's a bit like you, but not 1/1000th as bad. Most of what he posts is total bollocks.Good thing your opinion counts for nothing then
Just because yer losin'.
So there we go boys and girls, all done and dusted. Please find below a fullm list of the winners for 2011 in each category.
REGULARS SECTION
Best poster 2011: Mockney
Worst poster 2011: Kelvin
Most under-rated poster 2011: rcoobc
Most improved poster 2011: Mockney
Poster who should have posted more 2011: Plech
Most clueless poster 2011: Devilish
Biggest Whiner 2011: Randall
Best E-Fight 2011: Boss v Brwned
Poster who is usually drunk or stoned the most whilst posting 2011: Popper
Funniest Poster 2011: rimaldo
Funniest Post 2011: Plech's All turn to Kopites.
Nice guy award 2011: SteveJ
CE Forum Essay writer of the Year 2011: Team Brian GB
CE Forum Nazi of the Year 2011: Team Brian GB
Grumpy Old Git of the Year 2011: Randall
MODMIN SECTION
Worst Banning 2011: CZ
NEWBIE SECTION
Best Newbie 2011:SteveJ
Worst Newbie promoted 2011: Kid Cunto
MISC
Best thread 2011: Attack the Space
Best Caf Moment 2011: Attack the Space
Worst Caf Moment 2011: Google
]Biggest WUM 2011: Baz
Rant of the Year 2011: Boss' Can I live?
Brad award for Drama Queen of the Year 2011: Boss
Keyboard warrior of the Year 2011: Boss
Best Windup of the Year 2011: Newbies closing
Worst Windup of the Year 2011: friendlytramp
Redcafe lifetime achievement award: Spoony Youngblood
Goodnight and God bless.
REGULARS SECTION
Best poster 2011: Mockney
Worst poster 2011: Kelvin
Most under-rated poster 2011: rcoobc
Most improved poster 2011: Mockney
Poster who should have posted more 2011: Plech
Most clueless poster 2011: Devilish
Biggest Whiner 2011: Randall
Best E-Fight 2011: Boss v Brwned
Poster who is usually drunk or stoned the most whilst posting 2011: Popper
Funniest Poster 2011: rimaldo
Funniest Post 2011: Plech's All turn to Kopites.
Nice guy award 2011: SteveJ
CE Forum Essay writer of the Year 2011: Team Brian GB
CE Forum Nazi of the Year 2011: Team Brian GB
Grumpy Old Git of the Year 2011: Randall
MODMIN SECTION
Worst Banning 2011: CZ
NEWBIE SECTION
Best Newbie 2011:SteveJ
Worst Newbie promoted 2011: Kid Cunto
MISC
Best thread 2011: Attack the Space
Best Caf Moment 2011: Attack the Space
Worst Caf Moment 2011: Google
]Biggest WUM 2011: Baz
Rant of the Year 2011: Boss' Can I live?
Brad award for Drama Queen of the Year 2011: Boss
Keyboard warrior of the Year 2011: Boss
Best Windup of the Year 2011: Newbies closing
Worst Windup of the Year 2011: friendlytramp
Redcafe lifetime achievement award: Spoony Youngblood
Goodnight and God bless.
I will accept either an avatar of my choosing or newbie access as my award
By way of recap, I'm reposting my sonnet, which literally everyone blanked back on page 14. I'm quite bitter about the whole thing... these awards nights always end like this, weeping all over my tuxedo.
The Welsh did well – SteveJ picked up two gongs
For being wise, and likeable, and pally;
While Rednev, too, impressed the gathered Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime,
Who crowned him Fuhrer of the Rhonda Valley.
Old Blunder won the accolade of WUM
For causing newbies months of fear and strife;
Most like her Caf persona – that was MUM
(She’s slightly pointless too in real life).
Had Scholesy missed the Best Banee award,
Or Weaste Most Creepy, t’would have been a scandal:
Loud protests would have raged across the board
And sour complaints - especially from Randall,
.He also took the prize for his ‘Agendas’
.(I think that means a spat, between two benders).
Not a single SGLS. It takes a few days back to remember how much I hate you all.
The Welsh did well – SteveJ picked up two gongs
For being wise, and likeable, and pally;
While Rednev, too, impressed the gathered Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime,
Who crowned him Fuhrer of the Rhonda Valley.
Old Blunder won the accolade of WUM
For causing newbies months of fear and strife;
Most like her Caf persona – that was MUM
(She’s slightly pointless too in real life).
Had Scholesy missed the Best Banee award,
Or Weaste Most Creepy, t’would have been a scandal:
Loud protests would have raged across the board
And sour complaints - especially from Randall,
.He also took the prize for his ‘Agendas’
.(I think that means a spat, between two benders).
Not a single SGLS. It takes a few days back to remember how much I hate you all.
As I said in the previous thread, you're a better poster, and we're now scraping the bottom of the barrel. You'll notice that everyone that has won poster of the year tends to talk a right load of bollocks in the football forums and then an even greater amount of bollocks everywhere else.
Pogue = Bollocks.
Mockney = Bollocks.
What do you expect however with the electorate at hand, which are also a load of numb minded bollocks? How the feck can you be the best and the worst non-United poster? It's all bollocks from a pool of bollocks!
Well done everyone.
Particularly Brophs, Brews, and JV for making it a very enjoyable evening. Let's not forget the posters who have made this all possible.
Kid Canto - I was wumming about the ban.
Particularly Brophs, Brews, and JV for making it a very enjoyable evening. Let's not forget the posters who have made this all possible.
Kid Canto - I was wumming about the ban.
Well, that was fun.
You've missed around half the awards, but other than that, great job, little buddy.
It's already been printed off and framed in the mod room Plech. Commendable.
Mike won feck all, how strange. Mockney reckons it the ears.
Mike won feck all, how strange. Mockney reckons it the ears.
Cheers, I think it's for the best I don't post a gif or video in response to this.
Nice work Plech.
Hows that?
Hows that?
You can feck off. You got 171 of the bastards for Kopites.
Can you copy and paste them in then, numb nuts.
I can defer them to you if you like.
Thanks guys. Sults and Steve cementing their reputation as nice guys, Randall as fulsome as his storm-clouds will allow.
Where's the voting thread?
You got 117 SGLSs for one post, you need to go cold turkey, no poster can deal with that kind of high.
Hang on, didn't brews post that?
What a massive fecking spaz.
What a massive fecking spaz.
And last but not least, the most important award of the night, that brewlio and/or I did in no way forget to post...
The Most Helpful Mod
Probably not for the first (or last) time he’s won this one. Whether it’s responding to every request he gets with a cheery PM, sorting out tickets for all and sundry or sticking up for posters who need a bit of encouragement rather than a bollocking, he’s one of the most genuine folks I’ve had the pleasure of encountering (albeit online) he’s pretty much universally well thought of and makes the job of both being a mod and also not being considered a knobhead look relatively simple. The Caf’s very fortunate to have Sultan and hopefully he’ll still be winning this award for many years to come.
Sultan
The Most Helpful Mod
Probably not for the first (or last) time he’s won this one. Whether it’s responding to every request he gets with a cheery PM, sorting out tickets for all and sundry or sticking up for posters who need a bit of encouragement rather than a bollocking, he’s one of the most genuine folks I’ve had the pleasure of encountering (albeit online) he’s pretty much universally well thought of and makes the job of both being a mod and also not being considered a knobhead look relatively simple. The Caf’s very fortunate to have Sultan and hopefully he’ll still be winning this award for many years to come.
Sultan
The Most Helpful Mod
Probably not for the first (or last) time he’s won this one. Whether it’s responding to every request he gets with a cheery PM, sorting out tickets for all and sundry or sticking up for posters who need a bit of encouragement rather than a bollocking, he’s one of the most genuine folks I’ve had the pleasure of encountering (albeit online) he’s pretty much universally well thought of and makes the job of both being a mod and also not being considered a knobhead look relatively simple. The Caf’s very fortunate to have Sultan and hopefully he’ll still be winning this award for many years to come.
Sultan
Probably not for the first (or last) time he’s won this one. Whether it’s responding to every request he gets with a cheery PM, sorting out tickets for all and sundry or sticking up for posters who need a bit of encouragement rather than a bollocking, he’s one of the most genuine folks I’ve had the pleasure of encountering (albeit online) he’s pretty much universally well thought of and makes the job of both being a mod and also not being considered a knobhead look relatively simple. The Caf’s very fortunate to have Sultan and hopefully he’ll still be winning this award for many years to come.
Sultan
Spazzers Sorry Sults, ffs.That is just criminal! It was going far too well.
Amazing you guys even think exactly the same thing
Great stuff, Sults, well done, sir.