UEFA Champions League Group Stage Draw 2012/13

[Orton]

PSG easy group

 

[Wowi]

Group A is fecking shit. The 3rd seed will probably win it.

 

[Skywarden]

"Very dynamic group."

Kill me please.

 

[Red Norse]

Cannavaro for feck sake cut your hair you god damn hippy.

Curves to die for Imagine his tits when's well into his fifties.

 

[prateik]

Trip to france would be nice.

 

[Decotron]

Im sorry your camera is too fat for this pocket...

 

[Cheesy]

Good draw for Celtic. They probably won't qualify but they have a chance there.

 

[ha_rooney]

Arsenal have easy groups.

 

[VoetbalWizard]

I did t know melanie winiger was half Indian

 

[Grinner]

hmmmm...could be tricky

 

[prateik]

The return of Giroud

 

[charleysurf]

Easy group for Arsenal. Every fecking time.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Arse seem to have an easy group...

 

[Bross]

What a bullshit system. Ajax getting forced into group D with two other open groups. I would have been well pissed off if that were us.

 

[antohan]

Why does this woman insist on saying "WEFA" !?

In most languages you would call it that, not U-EFA

 

[OGkush]

I don't want this danish team, don't want the group to be too easy

 

[Lynk]

Easy group for Arsenal. Every fecking time.

We can't talk to be fair.

 

[JakeC]

Ah come on

 

[prateik]

feck off. Wanted them.

 

[adexkola]

Nord... to Chelsea

 

[Jacob]

Kagawa back to Dortmund?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Easy for Chelsea.

 

[Lynk]

MasturBATE



Oh I'm a humourous git.

 

[JakeC]

Shite.

 

[Mander]

FC Nordsjælland with Juventus, Chelsea and Shakhtar... not exactly the kind of opposition they're used to.

 

[ha_rooney]

Good draw for Bayern.

 

[prateik]

We wont Master Bate

 

[adexkola]

We won't master BATE

Edit: Damn you prateik

 

[Lynk]

Stop making jokes about how hard it is to open the fecking balls you spastic.

 

[prateik]

We are getting Dortmund

 

[JakeC]

Please, must be these.

 

[adexkola]

Easy group for Milan there.

 

[Dobba]

We get some Clunge.

 

[Eyepopper]

Clung!

 

[RonaldoVII]

 

[Raven Blade]

I'll settle for a piece of Cluj

 

[R.N7]

Meh.

 

[Lynk]

If we feck this group up we are the shittest side in Europe.

 

[Ludens the Red]

Haha, Dortmund in citys group.

 

[Homeomorphic]

Chelsea
Donetzk
Juventus
Nordsjaelland

AC Milan
Zenit
Anderlecht
Malaga

Arsenal
Schalke 04
Olympiacos
Montpellier

Porto
Dynamo Kyiv
PSG
GNK Dinamo

Barcelona
Benfica
Spartak
Celtic

Bayern
Valencia
Lille
Bate

Manchester United
Braga
Galatasaray
Cluj

Real Madrid
Manchester City
Ajax
Dortmund